Okay, real quick now.

Last chapter! Very short chapter. Yay epilogues.

I was supposed to upload this last night but forgot

That's what sleep deprivation does to you.

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Chapter ten: The epilogue which possesses shortness.

Kamek came to the old haunted house. This was ridiculous. After paying so much, he expected to have Fawful in painting form by now. He'd have words with King Boo, that was for sure.

He found the door closed; this was odd considering it had fallen off of its hinges last time he was here. He ignored it though; he had more important things to worry about than why ghosts would need to repair a broken door.

He walked into the house, looking around for some ghosts.

"Hey!" he called out.

There was no answer.

"Hey!" he said again. "Where are you guys? I've got a bone to pick with your king!"

No reply. He thought he heard a shuffling noise, and he glanced around. He didn't see anything.

"If you're hiding from me," he said, "I'm going to be very angry."

More shuffling.

"I don't suppose Lord Bowser would be very happy to know that you've cheated him out of a million coins!" he said.

The door behind him slammed shut. Kamek whirled around to see Fawful standing at the door, one hand on the doorknob, locking it, and the other holding a laser gun. Kamek's eyes widened.

"Ah… Fawful! How have you been? No terrible misfortune, I hope?"

"Oh, no," Fawful said with a wide grin, "My fortunes have had much goodness. You see, I have had the defeating of your Boo King."

Kamek froze. "O-Oh really? Wh-why would you have anything to do with him, I wonder?"

"I have wondering," Fawful said, obviously sarcastic. He took a step forward.

Kamek dropped the charade. "You… you know, don't you."

Fawful nodded. Kamek brought out his wand and started to chant a spell, but Fawful zapped the wand out of his hand.

Kamek watched as Fawful aimed his laser at him. He groaned.

This was going to hurt.

The End.