Silverstream's Talk Show

(I do not own Warriors)

Silverstream: Hey everybody and welcome to 'Silverstream's Talk Show'!

There is a pause, followed by crickets chirping

Silverstream (angrily): Where is my applause?

Audience nervously claps, all eyeing Silverstream's whooping stick anxiously

Silverstream: That's better. Now, on today's show, I will be randomly interviewing people from the audience.

Crickets chirp

Silverstream pulls out her whooping stick

Everyone claps

Silverstream (hiding her whooping stick again): Alrighty then! Let's see…how about you, random person who I've never met before!

A Twoleg with black fur on his head and a weirdly-shaped battle scar on his forehead walked down to the stage.

Silverstream (boredly): Sit down, Twoleg. Who are you?

Twoleg sits down in a chair opposite Silverstream

Twoleg (british accent): Why I'm the Boy Who Lived!

Silverstream: What, do Twolegs celebrate everyone who happens to be alive with mousebrained nicknames?

Twoleg (shocked): Of course not! I got attacked by Voldemort, and I lived! I'm Harry Potter, surely you've heard of me!

Silverstream (looking bored, filing her claws): Hmm…so a moldy wart attacked you? Twolegs are very…odd sometimes. Don't you have claws? And teeth?

Harry Potter: No, but I have a wand, and he's not a moldy wart, he's –

Silverstream (bored): A baldy heart, yeah, yeah, whatever

Harry Potter (angry): Why am I even talking to a cat anyway?

Silverstream (boredly): Why did you come to a cat's talk show?

Harry Potter: Good point.

Silence

Silverstream: So you want to do lunch sometime?

Harry Potter: Tomorrow sound good?

Silverstream: Great, see ya then.

A gasp sounds from the audience

Harry Potter: No, Ginny, I didn't mean it, no, wait! Sweetie! Honey! Come back!

He runs off after her

Silverstream (boredly): Weelllll…how's about he talk to the moldy cheese himself, Baldyheart!

Voldemort walks onto the stage and sits down

Voldemort: It's Voldemort, Silverstream. Do you want me to go all 'Advada Kedvara' on you?

Silverstream: Great StarClan you're ugly.

Voldemort: Thanks for that comment.

Silverstream: Anytime, Moldywart.

Voldemort: IT'S LORD VOLDEMORT, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE HALF-BLOOD!

Silverstream: Half-blood? Wouldn't I be dead if I only had half of my blood?

Voldemort stands up

Voldemort: Alright, I've had it

He raises his wand

Voldemort: Advada Ked -

Silverstream pulls out her whooping stick

She pummels Voldemort

Everyone cheers

Body guards drag Voldemort's body away

Silverstream (hiding her stick): Who's next?

Will YOU be next? Only you can decide…just be one of the first three to review saying that you want to be on 'Silverstream's Talk Show', and I'll PM you if you made it in! Thanks for all the great reviews, and good luck! Silverstream's waiting…are you odd enough to withstand her…oddness?

Silverstream: Heard that!

Uh oh…gotta run! R&R! Oh and Harry really needs to borrow that whooping stick...sure works wonders on 'bad guys'. LOL, well see ya! x//purrs, Liontide