You're Not Who I'm Supposed to Marry!
(Epilogue!)
Hey hey everyonee!!! I'm glad that you guys aren't mad at me. Aha, and THIS IS IT!!! This is the last part to my beloved series. Thank you all so much for reading and reviewing. I really appreciate it. (GRIN)
Ohkay, in reply to SnowCharms's review. Okay, technically Sasuke and Ino, Sakura and Shikamaru are divorced. Remember when they all went home and had this humungous argument with the council members? Well it's then that they decided the marriage didn't count. I hope I've cleared that up, and I'm sorry if I've never mentioned that.
Disclaimer: (sigh) Even till the end, I still don't own Naruto. (sniff)
"..." -talking
'...' -thoughts
Inner Self
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"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING UP MY WEDDING!!! TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted angrily while shaking a fist at the direction Kiba, Chouji, Lee and Gai disappeared in. Everyone slightly inched away from Sakura, who was deemed to be more dangerous than a volcano erupting.
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-- Six Years Later... --
"YOU KNOW WHAT!?!? I'M GONNA BECOME THE GREATEST KING SOMEDAY!!" an obnoxious voice yelled into the air. (Bunny: Hmmm, why does that sound ever so familiar? Lol.)
"Itachi-niisan, you're very loud you know that?" Itachi's sister said, an irritated expression on her face.
"No Misa, in fact, I think I'm too quiet." Itachi growled, his face dark from embarassment. No, Itachi does not blush. He deemed it was a girly thing to do.
"Itachi, Misa-chan's right. You're a bit TOO loud. I mean, you'll wake up Kichi and Yoko." a quiet voice spoke, hiding slightly behind Misa. (Bunny: Why does she act like a certain Hyuuga?)
"Sheesh! Alright! I'll simmer down a bit, but I was only expressing myself!" Itachi grumbled, crossing his arms and stomping over to the building blocks to start building a castle of his own.
"Misa-chan, wanna go finish our tea party?" the shy girl asked, a slight blush on her face. Misa nodded happily, and the two little girls bounded happily back to their tea party table.
Noooooowwww, you're all probably wondering...
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE MUNCHKINS?!
Aha, well now, please allow me to slowly elaborate.
Uchiha Itachi: Is the lovely, obnoxious offspring of Uchiha Sasuke! He is graced with dark hair (tint unidentified), and onyx eyes. His hair is tied back, like his uncle's, and is named AFTER his beloved uncle. Itachi may show physical traits of an Uchiha, but personality wise, he's like a Naruto. Itachi wears his little black Uchiha shirt, along with white khaki shorts. Of course, the traditional ninja sandals.
Strangely enough, he loves Tomato flavoured ramen. Hmm, weird combo. In the words of Sasuke, "It's all Naruto's fault!"
Uchiha Misaki: Usually called Misa for short. She is Uchiha Itachi's twin, younger by five minutes. She's graced with short bubblegum pink hair, and aqua coloured eyes. Her name was picked personally by Uchiha Mikoto, and is spoiled by Uchiha Fugaku. (Bunny: (gasp) SURPRISE SURPRISE! Lol.) She is the more sensible, and responsible one of the twins, and seem to take on a more Sakura personality. Cheery outter, feisty temper. Misa wears a white cut off sleeved shirt with a shuriken print on the front, along with a pink skirt that has slits up the sides, with crimson shorts under. Similar to her mother's outfit when she was little.
To Sasuke's dismay, she hates tomatoes. It's like she's allergic or something.
The shy girl, now known as Nara Haruhi is the best friend of Uchiha Misa. Hmm, like mother like daughter. Ino and Sakura were best friends, so who guessed their daughters would end up being best buds too?
Anyways...moving on to details.
Haruhi has dark brown hair like her father, and sparkly ice blue eyes like her mother. Her hair is tied into a pony at the back. Haruhi is the shy one out of the group, and is deemed the crybaby of the group whenever anything goes wrong. Looks wise, she's a great mixture of ShikaIno, but personality wise, no one knew why she turned out to be a Hinata.
Though one good thing is, she doesn't stutter. Just passive.
Haruhi is loved a lot by Inoichi, who defends her from almost anything, and everything. Haruhi wears a dark blue hoodie with a black t-shirt underneath, along with dark coloured pants. Haruhi may be named after spring, but she enjoys winter a lot, and loves dark colours.
Now, let's enter: UZUMAKI KICHI!
Kichi, is the youngest of all these bratz. He's only about two and a half years old, and VERY vicious. He bites, scratches, and attacks you. Though, that's only when he's cranky. When he's in a better mood, he'll be nice.
A very quiet toddler.
He has golden hair like his father, and very light blue eyes. Whether he has the Byakugan or not, no one knows yet. The Hyuugas says he doesn't, since his eyes weren't of a pearl colour, but the others disagree since his eyes are very light, so the Byakugan might be tinted a different colour.
The Hyuuga elders were not enlightened.
For now, he's been put into an orange jump suit thing, similar to the one Naruto wore in his early genin years, though Kichi himself seems to dislike the colour, as he tends to go for browns, and greens. Earthy colours. Looks wise, he's more of a Naruto than a Hinata. Personality wise? No one's sure who he's like yet, though they're suspecting him to turn out like Sasuke-teme.
Naruto was horrified.
Moving right along, we now get introduced to Hyuuga Yoko! The cccuuuutttteeeee little darling who's just too sweet to be disliked. Yes, she is the precious girl of Hyuuga Neji and Tenten.
She is the second youngest of the bunch, only about three and a half years old. She's really sweet, but sometimes, she wanders off on her own too much, which causes Neji to excessively use his Byakugan to search for his beloved princess.
The Hyuugas were not pleased at such un-Hyuuga-ish behaviour.
Yoko is graced with beautiful chestnut hair, like her parents, and lavender eyes like her father. That clearly indicates she'll have the Byakugan when she's older. The lavender coloured eyes. Her hair usually has two small pig tails on the sides of her head.
Yoko wears a cute white kimono that has snowflake patterns on it, especially picked out by her father. Yes, Neji loves his daughter a lot. She is a daddy's girl. (Bunny: Wow, real un-Neji like.) So far, they've deemed Yoko to be the sweetest child out of the bunch, though they had a hunch Yoko is another cloud gazer, which caused all eyeballs to swivel towards Shikamaru.
In the words of Shikamaru, "Great! Cloud gazing buddies."
Everyone sweatdrops.
Now, all the little bratz have been introduced.
Currently, it's about 1 in the afternoon, and the littler ones were taking their naps. The kids are just playing in the Play Room at the Uchiha Palace. The adults were having a little reunion, and just chatting it up in one of the tea rooms.
"So, as I was saying, our next little boy is going to be named Daisuke." Sakura said happily, munching on an apple. Sasuke and Neji were in an intense game of chess, Shikamaru was staring at the clouds by the balcony, Naruto and Hinata were discussing about something that's concerning their kids, which left Ino and Tenten talking with Sakura.
"Sweet name Sakura. Alright, I'm SO the Godmother of Dai-kun then." Ino said determinedly, though was really excited about it.
"Sure sure Ino." Sakura said, still munching on her apple.
"Kyyyaaa!! Look what you did you stupid Grapehead!" the loud obnoxious voice of Uchiha Itachi yelled, half buried in a mound of building blocks.
"Look at what I did?!!?!? Look at what YOU did!!!! You ruined Mizukina's dress you Dirteater!!" a very angry Misa fired back, clutching onto a very elegant doll wearing a purple dress that has a stain it. What the stain's from, is still unconfirmed.
Where the nicknames also came from, is unconfirmed.
"I didn't do anything!" Itachi claimed, a deep scowl etched onto his face, baby fat still clearly there.
"WIAR WIAR PANTS ON FWIRE!!" the little princess Yoko yelled from where she was sitting, which was across from Misa. Yes, Yoko has a little trouble pronouncing her R's, but she's only three.
Neji would skin you alive if you have any problems about it. His princess is perfect, so dissing on her speech is a no-no. Got it? Good.
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Cause you have no choice.
It all went like this:
Itachi was getting a little hungry and saw that his sister's tea party had cookies and milk, so sneakily, he crept towards them, and without them noticing, he threw several cardboard shurikens at them as a means to distract while he took the cookies and milk.
"Aaah!" Misa yelled, as one of them hit her face. Another shuriken also knocked a cup of milk over, which spilled a little onto the dress of Misa's beloved doll. (Bunny: The mystery of the stain has been solved! Lol.)
No, he didn't want to ask. He does not ask for cookies and milk from his enemies.
Quickly recovering from the surprise attack, Misa took out some plastic kunais and hurled at her unsuspecting brother, who was too busy eating cookies to notice anyway. Several which managed to hit Itachi, and several hit his block castle. Some of the blocks were a bit loose, which fell, and caused an avalanche affect.
The whole darn thing fell apart, and crashed ontop of Itachi.
Itachi flushed, but instead picked up some shurikens and kunais that were thrown earlier.
"Misa..." he started darkly, his bangs shadowing his eyes. Misa's eyes narrowed, and started gathering her own weapons.
"Itachi..." Misa said in the same tone, save for the shadowed eyes.
"THIS IS WAR!!" the twins yelled at the same time before crazily chucking things at each other, hoping some would hit the other, causing some sort if damage. Haruhi, as expected tried to stop the twins but to no avail.
It was hell all over.
"Sasuke-kun, do you think I'm fat?" Sakura asked again, for what seemed to be like the millionth time since she's been pregnant...again.
(siggghhhh) "No Sakura, you look absolute gorgeous." Sasuke reassured her, giving her a hug as well. Sakura gladly accepted the hug. Ino only shook her head at Sakura's self-consciousness, while Hinata giggled. Tenten wasn't really paying attention, since she's too busy polishing a really nice looking shuriken.
Hmm, must've been expensive.
Anyway, the couples were all just enjoying their little get together wheeeennn...
"YOU STUPID GOOSEFACE!!! I'LL TEAR YOU APART FROM LIMMB TO LIMMMMBBBB!!!!!" was the shrill voice of Uchiha Misaki. In the background, you could also hear Nara Haruhi's loud crying, Hyuuga Yoko rooting for Misaki, and Uzumaki Kichi telling Itachi to shut the -bleep- up.
The parents all blanched a bit. Whenn...
"THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS LANGUAGE! MY KICHI MUST'VE GOT IT FROM YOU BASTAAAAARRD!!!" Naruto screamed while pointing an acusing finger at Sasuke, and Hinata smacked her forehead.
"Naruto-kun, you're not making things better!" she scolded, hands on her hips, glaring lightly at her husband. Naruto sweatdropped a bit, looking sheepish.
"Your kids made Haruhi cry... AGAIN!" Ino shouted at Sakura and Sasuke, who looked kinda offended now.
"It's not their fault your daughter is such a crybaby!" Sasuke shot back, his eyes burning a whole through Ino's head.
"SHIKA!" Ino called, looking for some support. Shikamaru wasn't even paying attention to all that ruckus. He was fast asleep on the couch. Ino had a vein pop and quickly went to whack her husband in the head.
"ITAI!! What's wrong with you now woman!" Shikamaru grumbled, clearly unamused.
"Uchiha, your daughter is being a very bad role model for my daughter." Neji said icily, his lavender eyes glaring full force at the already angry Uchiha. Sasuke's eyes twitched a bit.
"HOW DARE YOU HYUUGA! Misa's an absolute angel!" Sakura shouted heatedly at Neji, her eyes challenging Neji to fire something back. However, Neji wasn't dumb enough to challenge a pregnant woman. He knew from experience it was the absolute worse thing to do. Not even God would be able to save him.
"Sakura, calm down!" Tenten said, trying to coax Sakura out of her Must-kill(Neji) mode.
"Hmph!" was all she said before she grabbed Sasuke by the collar of his shirt, and Ino by the ponytail. Together, they all walked towards the place of destruction.
The Playroom.
"M-M-Misaaa-chhaann! Please stop this!!" Haruhi's baby voice wailed, her whole body trembling from tears. Misa looked back at Haruhi and gave her a grin. Not just any grin, but an evil grin.
"Don't worry Haru, this'll all be over soon. Very soon." she said, in a pretty malicious voice for a five year old. Quickly turning around, she hurled two building blocks at her brother, who managed to dodge one, but got hit by the other in the head.
"Take this!!!!" Itachi screamed at his sister, taking some pretty bent out of shape plastic kunais and chucking them right back at Misaki. Itachi was currently taking refuge behind one of the couches, while Misa and Haruhi hid behind a stack of cushions.
"You missed Pumpkin Face!" Misa sneered, an Uchiha smirk on her face.
"How about this!!?!" he sneered back, and in his hands were some cookies drenched in milk. Misa's eyes widened, while Haruhi only sobbed harder. Yoko and Kichi were currently watching this whole thing in one corner of the room. Which was COMPLETELY free of missiles.
And also very clean.
In slow-mo, you could see Itachi swinging back his arm, and then slowly hurling it in the direction of Misa when all of the sudden he tripped over a block and hurled it another way.
The doors starting sliding open. All heads starting turning towards the door. Itachi's eyes suddenly widen in horror.
Haruhi was hiccupping.
Misa was clearly amused, interested to see who would be the unlucky victim.
Yoko and Kichi weren't even paying attention.
Itachi was chasing after the gunk, trying to prevent it from hitting someone else.
Back in real time, the gunk flew at super speed, and just as the door opened.
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SSPPLLLAAAATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi's eyes have widened to the size of super sauce pans.
"N-N-N-N-" Itachi stuttered, not even able to finish the rest of the name. He was scared shitless.
"Hello Neji-otoji. Nice of you to stop by." Misa said politely, though she was only acting cheeky. The gunk slowly slid off of Neji's face, and landed with a splat by his feet. Everyone behind him tried to stifle a laugh, but Ino wasn't very good at it.
Neji made a mental note about killing Ino later.
"Uchiha Itachi...I'll give you ten seconds to run." Neji said in a low and dangerous voice. Itachi immediately ran out the door. The second he did, Neji chased right after him. Sasuke glared angrily at Neji's back.
"Tou-saann!!! Waaiitt fow meee!!!" Yoko called cutely after her father and tried to keep up with him.
"THAT WAS NOT TEN SECONDS HYUUGA!!!!" Sasuke hollered after Neji furiously, who was already long gone.
"Oi Sasuke! Take it easy!!" Tenten called after him and chased after Sasuke.
"Tenten don't you dare spear Sasuke!!" Sakura called after Tenten, and she too took off after the train of people. Misa's eyes widened.
"Okaa-chan!! You shouldn't be running like that when you're preggant!!" Misa shouted after her mother, as she too joined the chase. (Bunny: Yes, even Misa has trouble saying some words. She's only five right? So yah.)
"J-Juttoo Miissa-chan!!" Haruhi called helplessly and ran after he best friend.
"Haruhi-chan! Don't you join this stupid chase tooooo!!" Ino called after her daughter as she too ran after her daughter. Shikamaru only sighed lazily before walking the opposite direction, towards the tea room.
You hear a stampeding noise.
"SHIKAMARUUU!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!!?" came the angry voice of Ino and dragged her husband by the ear, making him join the chase unwillingly.
(sigh) "Mandokusai..." Shikamaru muttered, very irritated by now.
Now that most of the group is gone, Hinata and Naruto were left, staring at their son.
"Hina-chan, lets go home." Naruto suggested. Hinata nodded blankly and just picked up their tiny son, and together they poofed out of the Uchiha household. In their place, was a cup of steaming ramen.
Miso flavour.
"Woah! That was neat!" came Itachi's praise.
"Uchiha stay put!" came Neji's angry voice. Neji had both of his hands out in front of him, ready to strangle Itachi. His Byakugan activated too.
"Aaah!!" Itachi panicked and ran once again. The whole entire train following after him, no one really noticing the mysterious appearance of the cup ramen, and the departure of the Uzumaki family.
-- La Fin --
Bunny: Finally! This is the end folks! I hope you enjoyed it! Thank you times a million to all of my loyal readers/reviewers. I love you all so much, and this is my Christmas present to you all. Have a very merry Christmas, and happy New Year! I promise I'll update the other stories sometime soon, and once again, I'm glad you all love this story so much.
So, ja ne!