Don't own Hannah Montana. Period. The show rocks though. Enjoy.

Rioichi 

It was winter break and the sound of a bell had let all of the kids of Seaview out to a glorious holiday.

"Finally! This is what we've been waiting for you guys, the holidays!" Oliver said

"You got that right, Oliver. Eating Christmas cookies, warming up by the fire with a warm cup of hot chocolate, and opening presents!" Lilly said a little too excited.

" But it's also about the spirit of the holidays. You know, giving more than receiving…" Miley said

"I remember when I tried to give Rachel Dockson a kiss under the mistletoe, and I received a powerful blow to the face. I woke up with a black eye and a severe migraine." Oliver said

Miley and Lilly giggled.

"What? That's not funny. You knew Rachel was a hard hitter, but didn't warn me because you "forgot" ever so suddenly…" Oliver said, air quoting on the word forgot.

"Yeah, we didn't forget. We just wanted to see if she would either kiss or diss…" Miley and Lilly looked towards each other and back at Oliver.

"And she definitely dissed!" They said in unison, cracking up laughing. He just sighed. They walked back to Miley's house in silence, but giggled every other time. As they walked through the door, Jackson approached them. The girls were still giggling.

"Why are they laughing?" Jackson asked. Oliver began several times but was cut off every time by the girl's loud laughter.

"Oh don't tell me! They Christmas party where you were trying to kiss that girl?"

"How'd you find that out?" Oliver asked.

"It's simple really…" Jackson began. He ran over to the table and ran back. He held up pictures. Oliver's eyes got vide very quickly.

"Where'd you get these?" He asked

"They're Miley's!" Jackson informed. Oliver slowly turned his head slowly to Miley, who was grinning nervously now.

"I had my reasons…" Miley said

"LILLY MADE ME DO IT!!" Miley yelled, pointing at Lilly.

"WHAT?!" Lilly said

"Yeah, admit it, Lilly! You made me grab the camera in the first place."

"Oh! I don't think so, missy! You intentionally grabbed the camera because you thought the party would be "Hilarious" ." Lilly said, quoting around hilarious.

Oliver's eyes then turned to slits.

"You people make me sick…" Oliver said. He quickly grabbed the pictures from Jackson and tore them up.

"NOOOO! That was the only copy we had…" Jackson said

"Good" Oliver said, walking towards the couch

"Man…you suck the fun out of everything, Oken!"

"Don't worry; I've got the ones from the Halloween party..." Miley said

"Good." Jackson said in a whisper "So…you ready for the Ski trip, Miley?" Jackson asked her

"A ski trip? Ooh! Can I come?" Lilly asked

"Sure, but call your mom and ask first." Miley said

"Ok." Lilly said. She flipped open her phone and pressed the 2nd dial setting.

"Yeah Mom, hey. Miley wanted to know if I could go on a ski trip with her...Ok but. BUT MOM!" Lilly heard the dial tone.

"Shoot!" Lilly yelled

"Did she say no?" Miley asked

"No…she said yes, but I have to learn how to ski…MAN!"

"Lilly! That's the whole point of the ski trip! I wonder about you sometimes…" Miley said

"What're you two talking about?" Oliver asked

"Well, Miley's going on a ski trip, and I can go!" Lilly said

"Really? Can I go too?" Oliver asked

"No. its girl's…and Jackson's…night out." Miley said

"Please?" Oliver's eyes began to water, and he put his head down. Tears began to fall off of his face.

"I'm not falling for it, Oliver…" Miley said

"Shoot…" Oliver replied, wiping the fake tears away from his face. Then while the girls were thinking of stuff to do, besides skiing on the trip, Oliver just thought of something to do to get himself on the trip.

On the way up to Miley's room, Oliver ran into Jackson, who dropped something.

"What do you have there, Jackson?" Oliver asked

"Nothing. Just the key to the Hannah Montana closet." He said

"Oh. Just what I was looking for actually. Can I use it?" Oliver asked

Jackson laughed, "Why do you need it, Oken? So you can try on all of the clothes?"

"No! It's something more…diabolical…" Oliver said

"I'm all for that. 10 bucks!" Jackson said

"Fine." Oliver gave him the money and Jackson handed him the key.

"Thanks." Oliver heads up to the closet. The door seemed to be unlocked, so he let himself in while in the closet he gazed at the tens of hundreds of thousands of clothes, shoes, and accessories. There suddenly was another door behind 3 racks of clothes. Gazing at the key, Oliver said, "I wonder…" He put the in the lock…no such luck.

"Man is this thing busted!" Oliver said. He looked closer at the key. 'Wait a sec!' Oliver thought. The key had "Property of Jackson Stewart" engraved on it.

"Shoot! I just got gypped for 10 bucks!" Oliver jiggled the knob. It was unlocked.

'Whoa', Oliver thought. 'Miley sure is absent-minded about her closet!' He grabbed an out fit with golden accents and left the closet.

Back in the living room, the girls were still yakking on about the trip so much; that they hadn't noticed Oliver filling a bucket up with grape soda from the fridge. Oliver pushed his sleeves up and grabbed the outfit. Lilly saw him and gasped loudly.

"What is it, Lilly?" Miley asked

Lilly pointed to Oliver. Miley spun around and her eyes turned to slits.

"No…" Miley said "You fiend!"

Oliver replied with a fiendish laugh.

"No!" Miley said "Don't you dare…"

"Yes!" Oliver replied with another fiendish laugh. "I'll do it! Don't you make a move…"

"Ooh! This is getting good!" Lilly whispered to herself "Uh…hold up you guys, I'm going to get something…" Lilly ran in the other room for about 10 seconds and emerged with a big bag of popcorn.

"Ok go ahead…" Lilly said

"Where was I…oh yeah. " Oliver said. But before he could start laughing again, he was tackled to the ground by Miley.

"OOF!" He said as he hit the floor.

"Whoa, I did not see that coming!" Lily said, stuffing her face. Miley shot up, rubbing her outfit gently against her face.

"I won't let him hurt you anymore…" Miley said " Wait! Dumb Oliver tore the sleeve!"

"Bummer." Lilly said, still stuffing her face.

"Actually. This is the edge I might need for the concert. Thanks Oliver." Miley said, heading for the stairs.

"Oh, and you can come with us on the trip." Miley said

"Thank you. Glad I could help." Oliver said, still dazed

"Hey Oliver, you ok?" Lilly asked. Oliver got up rubbing his head.

"Yeah I'm just peachy…HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL, LILLY?" Oliver yelled

"Oh. That's fine. Get better soon, I was thinking about making a sequel!" Lilly said. Oliver shook his head and flung Lilly's popcorn in her face.

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End Of Chapter one, ppl. Update soon!