1Kisame's First Few Days At Akatsuki
I do not own Naruto yeah.
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Chapter 6:
In the movie theatre...
SHINO: HINATA I LOVE YOU!!
HINATA: WTF!?
GAARA: (punches Shino)
SHINO: YOU WANNA START SOMETHIN'!?
ME: You guys... calm down...
NEJI: STAY AWAY FROM LADY HINATA!!
SASUKE: CHIDORI!! (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM)
ME: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
ITACHI: MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!
ME: NO! WAIT, STOP!
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
KISAME: ITACHI CALM DOWN!!
ITACHI: LIKE HELL!!
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM)
TOBI: BOOM DARAT DARAT! BOOM DARAT DARAT!!DARARAT DARARAT BOOM BOOM BOOM!
ME: SHUT IT TOBI!!
BUT TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!
ME: I DON'T CARE!!... I am SO not paying for this...
CHAPTER 15:
Girl scouts...
INO: THAT'S MY HAIR!!
DEIDARA: I HAD IT FIRST, YEAH!!
INO: (punches Deidara)
DEIDARA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!
INO: (punches again)
DEIDARA: (punches back)
(Deidara and Ino start fighting)
ME: CUT!! QUIT FIGHTING!!!
SASUKE: (comes out of nowhere) CHIDO- (DROPS DEAD)
ME: What just happened.
ITACHI: He must've used the Chidori another time before now... what a waste of Chakra...
SASUKE: (twitch)
ITACHI: I think he's still alive...
ME: ...
CHAPTER 16:
ME: Okay, here's the new HDTV, don't break it-
SASUKE: CHIDORI!!
ME: WHAT THE HELL!?
ITACHI: NO!! SASUKE WAIT!! THAT'S-
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM)
ME: NOOOOOOOO!! THAT COST ME $500!!! SASUKE YOU IDIOT!!!
KISAME: HOW'D HE GET IN HERE!?
KAKUZU: That was a lot of money...
TOBI: WHO'S SASUKE!?
ME: HE'S THE IDIOT WHO WRECKED THE TV!!
ITACHI: That's abuse of the Chidori...
SASUKE: CHIDORI!!
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM)
ITACHI: Next time you do that in a day, make sure it's not in the morning... You'll wake the neighbors...
SASUKE: (doesn't think straight) CHIDORI!! (drops dead)
ITACHI: Told you...
CHAPTER 8
HINATA: So... Shino...
SHINO: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
GAARA:(tells sand to kill Shino) DIE!!
HINATA: HOLY CRAP!!
KIBA: HEY YOU GUYS I FOUND AKAMARU-
GAARA: (glare)
SHINO: (being squeezed to death)
HINATA: H-hi kiba...
KIBA: did I miss something?
GAARA: (tells sand to go after Kiba)
KIBA: HOLY CRAP!!
SHINO: I'M ALIVE!!
HINATA: ... where did Gaara come from...?
CHAPTER 26:
In the leader's office:
LEADER: Here's your present Kisame!!
KISAME: (takes out Gun and shoots it)
LEADER: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
KISAME: I use them for target practice... duh.
ME: Kisame... that wasn't how it was supposed to go...
CHAPTER 25:
TOBI: Deidara-senpai... where do babies come from?
DEIDARA: WHAT!? Uh... well, when a mom and dad love eachother VERY much... they start to..., yeah...
TOBI: huh?
Deidara: Tobi, how old are you, yeah?
TOBI: to tell the truth, I'm 16!
DEIDARA: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW, YEAH!!
TOBI: But I don't.
DEIDARA: Well, anyway, yeah... when the dad does -------- and ----------- with the mom, then the mom waits 9 months for the----- to -----------and when those nine months are over, she goes to the hospital to --------------------------------------------------------------------... That's how and where babies come from.
TOBI: O–O ok... I think I understand now...
DEIDARA: please tell me you do, yeah...