Chapter One – The Other Other Other Minister

The other minister from the other place, where the people are other people (a.k.a. muggles) sat at his other desk, waiting for his other phone call (the one from the other minister). Suddenly one of his portraits burst into flame. His other portrait however asked him "Is it all right if the other minister from the other place came to this other building?"

"No" Said the minister. "The other minister shouldn't use talking portraits. They're not like the other pictures. They're rejects."

"Too bad. He'd coming anyway. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!" The portrait screeched.

A skinny, fat, tall, short, blue-brown eyed man stepped out of the fire. "'Ello, m'good sir. It is I, again. For I is the I-fabulous I…well, basically, I'm the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge. I'm sure you remember me. You can't forget someone as charismatic as me." Saying all this with very bad charisma, Fudge slicked his hair back and threw himself into the other prime minister's chair. "So, dude, wassup?"

"Ummmm…" began the other prime minister. "I'm not sure so I'll just use an 'I-message.' I feel sad when you barge into my office without permission because you're a magical prime minister and I'm a muggle with issues. I want you to throw yourself off a five story building and land on a bed of spiky metal spikes."

Fudge shrugged. "What? Sorry, I don't listen to what muggles say. Anyway, I'm sure it's okay that I barged into your office without permission, right? Actually, I'm not the prime minister anymore. An angry mob with torches and pitchforks ran me out of the building."

"Couldn't they just have used their wands?" asked the other prime minister, confused.

"What? Oh, sorry. I think I told you that I don't listen to muggles. Anyway, I just cam here to bother you. Another guys gonna come bother you in a minute. SEEYA!!!"

With that, Fudge jumped into the fireplace and disappeared. Meanwhile, the other prime minister got into a weeble postion and began to hug his knees and suck his thumb, crying "Mommy, mommy!"

A half-man, half-lion walked out of the fire, roared, saw the insane minister, and left, shaking his head. That minister proved just how hopeless the muggles really were.

Meanwhile, the other minister completely disappeared from the rest of the story, and was put into an asylum, forever thinking that he was "Super-DuckMan!!!"

At the last second, Fudge stuck his head through the fire and shouted carelessly, "Congrats. You've been PUNK'D!!!"