Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda in any way, shape or form.
Dark Link sighed in boredom. "Man! There is nothing to do in this place!" Dark Link screamed to no one in particular. This "place" is a room in the water temple that is located under Lake Hylia in the land of Hyrule. The only convincing features of this room were: the two blue doors on either side of the room, the white mist, the water that you can walk on, and a little dirt "island" with a tree in the middle of it, where Dark Link was currently sitting on. He was around 57 with crimson red eyes, midnight black hair, and pale black skin. His black tunic, leggings, hat and boots matched his hair very nicely. Dark Link then continued his rant to no one. "I mean, when he put me in this room, he could have given me something to do!" "He" was Dark Link's master Ganondorf, the king of the Gerudo's, a tribe that hailed in the desert region of Hyrule. Ganondorf created Dark Link for one reason and one reason only: to kill the Hero of Time, his master's enemy, who is out to save Hyrule.
Dark Link was Just about to go on another one of his rants when he heard a sound that he never heard before: the sound of one of the blue doors opening. He quickly blended in with the tree on the "island" and looked at what came into the room, and what he saw shocked him. This boy, who was no more than 17, amazingly looked a lot like Dark Link except for a few things. His hair was a heavenly blonde and his eyes were an angelic light blue. His clothes were so much like Dark Link's clothes except his tunic and hat were blue, his leggings were white and his boots were brown. On his back was a shield and a sheath with a mighty powerful looking sword in it.
Dark Link did a double take to check if he was dreaming and sure enough, he wasn't dreaming. Thoughts then started running through his head as this mysterious boy walked towards the other blue door. "Who is this boy?" "What is he doing here?" Dark Link pondered as this boy got to the other door and discovered that it was sealed shut with iron bars. The boy tried to move the bars with his hands, but after a few attempts, gave up and sat on the patch of dirt with his back to the tree, and fell asleep. Dark Link then got a little bit closer and listened to this boy's breathing, which was like music to his pointy ears. He then looked at the boy's shield, which he took off before falling asleep. He then saw what he was looking for: this boy's name. He looked at his name and got the shock of his life: this boy was also named Link! What Dark did next was a shocking thing: he kissed Link on the lips! While he was kissing Link, Dark had all of these thoughts of lust and love running circles in his head.
All of a sudden Link woke up, which caused Dark Link to stop kissing him.
This was going to be a one shot, but I decided not to make it a one shot.
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