Fernis: The idea just popped into my mind one evening. I know it's crazy but I just had to write it. The main pairing should be GaaNeji but in this first chapter it was kind of hard... Sorry...

I disclaim. I don't own anything.

There's bad language and bad grammar. Though not so much in the first chapter...

Lolita maids

chapter1.-The bet

"So, what do you think Neji?" Sasuke asked boredly from his brunet friend Neji, who sat next to him on the Hyuuga mansions garden bench, with his arms crossed and eyes slightly open.

Neji shrugged.

"I dunno. It could be possible, since he's so easy-going."

"What are you guys talking about?" they heared a loud voice.

Both looked up and saw the face of a blue-eyed blond, who had a plaster on his right cheek and was holding a rather dirty and worn-out football in his hands.

"Nothing dobe. Just go and continue your game with the little panda. He looks lonely", Sasuke said and smirked at the death glare he received from a red haired boy behind Naruto.

The two had been kicking the ball at the wall to kill time (Fernis: That's what we used to do on our breaks at primary school. It may sound like something what idiots do, but it really is fun.). It was a pretty warm summer day and they had decided to go on a beach with a few of their friends - now if they'd only show up... They had agreed to arrive at the Hyuuga mansion at 14:00 o'clock and then they'd all leave to the beach together. Sasuke lived at the Hyuuga's for two weeks since his parents are dead and his big brother, Itachi, is on vacation with his boyfriend (I haven't yet decided is it Kisame or Orochimaru... You can review and tell me which you prefer. Though they may not sow up til in the end of the story...).

The clock was already a quarter past 14:00.

Naruto pouted. "C'mon! You can tell us! It can't be that big of a deal!" he whined and nudged Sasuke's knee with his own foot. The raven haired boy grunted.

Neji sighed. "We were just talking about the first date Kiba and Hinata are going to have tomorrow and would Kiba be a man enough to kiss her on lips," he blurted out so casually that it made the other boys sweatdrop.

"And we think he's got enough guts to do so," Sasuke added.

"Nah! He's such a baby. I don't think so!" Naruto laughed.

Sasuke's eye twitched.

"Wanna bet?"

Naruto stopped laughing his foolish laugh and frowned at the taller male.

"You challenging me?"

"Yes. I say that they will kiss at some point of their date."

"Oh yeah?!" Naruto glenched his hand into a fist and lifted it up. "Well me and Gaara say that Kiba has no guts at all will piss into his pants and run home to his mommy crying like a little baby boy he is!" he shrieked. Gaara half-lidded his eyes, glaring at the blond.

"Why are you dragging me into this?"

However, he was being ignored. Sasuke and Naruto were too busy sending ice cold mega death glares at each other. A shiver went down Neji's spine and he scooted farther from the two in fear that he might be dragged into this too.

"Whatever dope. But what will I get if I win?" Sasuke asked.

"You mean if you win?"

The raven haired boy growled. He was getting really annoyed at the blond's cockyness. "Well?!" he almost shouted.

Naruto scratched the back of his head with a thoughtful expression on his face. He tilted his head from side to side. Small veins started popping up on Sasuke's head. After a while of thinking Naruto just shrugged and stuck his tongue out at Sasuke.

"I dunno. You can decide that by yourself. Anything you want," he said and tried to hit the other boy with the ball, aiming for his head. However, Sasuke had good reflexes and caught the ball easily.

"Anything?" he asked to make sure Naruto really meant it. The blond nodded in agreement.

'Great Naruto. If he askes something stupid, you can be sure that I'll strangle you and then carve out your entrails and feed them to dogs.' Gaara thought and frowned.

"What do you want then if you win?"

Naruto's lips tugged into a broad smile. "Then you'll have to treat me at Ichiraku's every day for two whole weeks," he sneered.

Sasuke nodded and turned to Neji. Neji grit his teeth. He didn't want to be dragged in to their stupid childish bet!

"Will you stick up for me?" Sasuke asked and raised an eyebrow at his brunet friend's almost frowning face.

"Uhh..." Neji glanced at Sasuke. "I-I guess... Sure," he finally sputtered out. Fuck...

"Thanks. Well anyways," Sasuke stood up, with the ball still in his right hand, and straightend his shirt, which was a little wrinkled after sitting on the bench for about 20 minutes while waiting for their friends, who were still late. "We'll think about it for a while," he said, meaning that they'll think of what they want if they win.

"Though what's the point if you're going to lose anyways?" Naruto said, still sneering. It was getting kinda ceepy already...

Sasuke snorted and threw the ball, which was still in his hand, at the blond. Next thing Naruto saw, he was lying on the green grass next to the football with a stinging pain on his forehead. He sat up and glared furiously at the cocky bastard in front of him. He started ruubing his now aching forehead. Just tjen two cars curved to the parking lot. Neji stood up and went in to fetch their bags.

The beach was surprisingly empty on such a hot, bright and beautiful summer day. The sun shone prettily down to the ground and made the sea sparkle mysteriously. The yellow sand nice and hot against bare feet. Those might be the reasons why Neji was burying his feet in the sand with a light pink color on his cheeks. Those and the fact that a certain cute redhead was wearing only his swimming trunks and long trails of that sparkling sea water was dripping down his pale and skinny little body. And he had that angry, yet really cute expression on his face as Naruto pulled his hand in attempt to get help as Kiba tried to wrestle with the blond.

"Earth to Neji," came Sasuke's voice, which snapped Neji out of his thoughts.

They were sitting on a blanket Sakura had fortunately brought with her. It was spread on the sand near the sea but far enough that it didn't get wet.

Neji wasn't really the swimming type. Partly it was because of his long hair. It always got in the way, even though he tied it up. Especially when swimming. Sasuke was just taking a little brake. He didn't hate swimming. No. He really liked it. But all the competing with his friends just made him exhausted. Mostly Naruto. It was quite strange how he still had stamina to wrestle with Kiba and fight back so furiously. Plus, they were in the water which should make your movements even heavier.

Sasuke leaned back on his elbows with a knowing smirk on his face. "Thinking about a certain someone?"

Neji frowned and squeezed the blanket they were sitting on lightly. "I don't know what you're talking about," he replied and tried to sound credible, but acknowledged his failure as the raven chuckled softly. After all, he knew that Neji liked Gaara. Yes. He, Neji Hyuuga liked Gaara Sabaku. And not only as friends...

Almost every of their friends knew except Naruto. Neji had told everyone to not say a word about it, 'cause he wanted to tell it by himself. And, well, Naruto wasn't very good at keeping secrets.

"He just doesn't seem to notice..." Neji said quietly.

'Hn', was the only reply from the Uchiha.

What a big help he was.

Neji sighed and leaned back on his elbows too. He started gazing at the seagulls that flew above on the blue, cloudless sky.

Sasuke kept watching his friends, who seemed to have stopped wrestling already. Naruto was floating on a rubber ring and talking with Gaara, who had crossed his arms and just stood there in the water. Kiba had went to take a brake too and was now talking with Hinata and drying his soaked hair. Hinata was wearing one of her Gothic & Lolita dresses. They really suit her and it was a good thing since she liked them so much and had lots and lots of them. Even Sasuke had to admit she looked cute in one.

A thought passed in his mind. What if...

A broad evil smirk spread fast on Sasuke's face. He tapped Neji's shoulder. The Hyuuga turned his head to look at Sasuke.

"We still haven't said what we want if we win right?"

Neji nodded his head in agreement. Sasuke's smirk would've widened if the corners of his lips wouldn't have reached his ears yet.

"Don't think I'm a pervert, but what if..." Sasuke leaned closer and whispered something in Neji's ear that made the Hyuuga rise his eyebrow and think if his friend Uchiha had got a bad sunstroke.

Fernis: There. I'm sorry it was so short. I'll try to make the second chapter longer. -.-'Please review and tell me should I continue.