You've seen "Ninja Scroll", and hopefully the "Ninja Resurection"s. Many may argue that the two are unrelated. Watch them, there is no way that those are two different Jubei's. Anyway, this will spoil for anyone who has not watched Ninja Scroll. But, it also won't be funny to anyone who has not watched Ninja Scroll. I'll do my best to leave out all real plot material. Jubei is the only character who will not change. I'll name where the character is from and hopefully you'll know who they replace. By this time I have so many inside jokes from previous writings, that you'll have to read my other stuff. Ha ha haa I win this round Oprah!
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"Ninny Scroll"
the first installment
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Jubei walked onto the bridge, pausing for a moment. Suddenly, a herring shot up and down in front of him. Then three knights appeared. The one standing normally talked.
Knight: "We are the knights who say-"
Jubei: "Yah I know. Some magical word. Nee right?" Suddenly an odd terror sound filled the air. The two other knights fell off of the bridge, and the one who was talking fell. "That was stupid." Rain started falling fast and the winds picked up. "Looks like a storms brewin' here. I better get moving!" He yelled as he ran down the road.
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The Koga ninja team moved through the trees. Jane (Daria) was in this team. As they made their way scouting the area, someone noticed a large amount of the band was missing. Then they heard it.
GR (invader zim): "Doom doom doom doom..." The spinning droid cut through several ninjas, and was caught by a large metallic hand. A fury of throwing stars hit the tree. After several moments of the barrage of stars, all the branches fell, showing Zim (um...zim) with metal appendages sticking out of that wierd backpack-thingy-wachymahuzit. But no GR. Suddenly, Jane heard the familiar song. She jumped as the droid cut through the rest of the ninjas. Zim threw GR a third time. This time, the branches were cut out from under her. She plummeted onto Zim, knocking her unconsious and making Zim temporarily not as smart as normal.
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Zim carried Jane to a small shak, where the two started playing chess. GR was bouncing around the room. Zim was about make a cripply move when...
Jubei: "Excuse me, but could you give me some directions?" The train of thought was derailed.
Zim: "HUMAN! LEAVE NOW, or face doomy...doom!" Zim did all he could to remember the move. Then he moved his hand carefully to the spot when-
Jubei: "Excuse me but I'm lost. I was hoping you could show me the way to-" The interuptions consequence: a prematurely dropped chess peice.
Zim: "HUMAN! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!" He pulled out a beaver and a toy taxi. "Now I shall make you pay!"
Jane: "Checkmate." Zim rushed to board.
Zim: "Now you shall both die."
Jubei: "You know, I was thinking about...your body." Zim did that eye brow thingy. "You can't be...ah hell this line doesn't work in this parody." A voice suddenly boomed from the sky.
Kakashi: "Make it work."
Jubei: "er....You cant be green all over." He then splashed with a glass of water in the eye.
Zim: "AAAAhhhhh! My Eye!" He jumped up, thrusting the metallic limbs out of that...thing. Jubei and Jane rushed outside as he threw the singing droid. They dodged GR easily. Zim tried to chase the two of them, when a damn sexy voice stopped him.
Duo (gundam): "Really, you think?...er...stop that Zim. We have more important things to do."
Zim: "But they-!" The damn sexy second in command stopped him again.
Duo: "Well I guess I am...er...no. Now come Zim." That's something that Duo has no problem doing, let me tell you! "shhhhh."
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"Ninny Scroll"
the first installment
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Jubei walked onto the bridge, pausing for a moment. Suddenly, a herring shot up and down in front of him. Then three knights appeared. The one standing normally talked.
Knight: "We are the knights who say-"
Jubei: "Yah I know. Some magical word. Nee right?" Suddenly an odd terror sound filled the air. The two other knights fell off of the bridge, and the one who was talking fell. "That was stupid." Rain started falling fast and the winds picked up. "Looks like a storms brewin' here. I better get moving!" He yelled as he ran down the road.
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The Koga ninja team moved through the trees. Jane (Daria) was in this team. As they made their way scouting the area, someone noticed a large amount of the band was missing. Then they heard it.
GR (invader zim): "Doom doom doom doom..." The spinning droid cut through several ninjas, and was caught by a large metallic hand. A fury of throwing stars hit the tree. After several moments of the barrage of stars, all the branches fell, showing Zim (um...zim) with metal appendages sticking out of that wierd backpack-thingy-wachymahuzit. But no GR. Suddenly, Jane heard the familiar song. She jumped as the droid cut through the rest of the ninjas. Zim threw GR a third time. This time, the branches were cut out from under her. She plummeted onto Zim, knocking her unconsious and making Zim temporarily not as smart as normal.
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Zim carried Jane to a small shak, where the two started playing chess. GR was bouncing around the room. Zim was about make a cripply move when...
Jubei: "Excuse me, but could you give me some directions?" The train of thought was derailed.
Zim: "HUMAN! LEAVE NOW, or face doomy...doom!" Zim did all he could to remember the move. Then he moved his hand carefully to the spot when-
Jubei: "Excuse me but I'm lost. I was hoping you could show me the way to-" The interuptions consequence: a prematurely dropped chess peice.
Zim: "HUMAN! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!" He pulled out a beaver and a toy taxi. "Now I shall make you pay!"
Jane: "Checkmate." Zim rushed to board.
Zim: "Now you shall both die."
Jubei: "You know, I was thinking about...your body." Zim did that eye brow thingy. "You can't be...ah hell this line doesn't work in this parody." A voice suddenly boomed from the sky.
Kakashi: "Make it work."
Jubei: "er....You cant be green all over." He then splashed with a glass of water in the eye.
Zim: "AAAAhhhhh! My Eye!" He jumped up, thrusting the metallic limbs out of that...thing. Jubei and Jane rushed outside as he threw the singing droid. They dodged GR easily. Zim tried to chase the two of them, when a damn sexy voice stopped him.
Duo (gundam): "Really, you think?...er...stop that Zim. We have more important things to do."
Zim: "But they-!" The damn sexy second in command stopped him again.
Duo: "Well I guess I am...er...no. Now come Zim." That's something that Duo has no problem doing, let me tell you! "shhhhh."