Disclaimer: Tho I was a Disney drone many years ago, I do no own Kim Possible or any of the series. I do this for my own amusement, and hopefully yours.

Author's Notes: There have been many Ron/Bon and Kim/Ron stories. This is one Bonnie told me, and swears it's true. It's her take on the cause of a Middleton Triangle where things are found; Like unknown emotions and feelings and maybe new friendships. There are two versions of this story. One light T with a little adult talk and such, and a hard M version with all the lemony filling and a lot more. Please review and tell me which you'd like me to post. The majority will prevail.

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Chapter 1

Nothing ever happened in school. Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable walked down the hallway of Middleton High towards the lunchroom. There was nothing different this day than any other of their Senior year so far. Wade Load, their Website Meister, had called them out of their homeroom class to save the U.S. Ambassador to Ecuador. His plane had declared an emergency somewhere above the Middleton International Airport so Kim and Ron got the call. They hitched a ride above the stricken aircraft, jet packed onto the plane and discovered the problem within fifteen minutes of leaving school. They found a small fire had developed in one of the electrical systems of the plane and shorted out the landing gear. The dynamic teens had little difficulty extinguishing the flames and reconnecting the burned wires with duct tape and chewing gum from Ron's backpack. The plane was then able to lower its landing gear before touching down safely on the tarmac. The duo made it back to school in time for most of their second period class. No, nothing happened at school though.

The two life long friends were headed to lunch but had to pass the niche of girls headed by the dominant Bonnie Rockwaller. While Bonnie and Kim were both members and leaders of the cheer squad, a group where teamwork and mutual respect was a must, there was much animosity and rivalry between the two. You could almost say..., well okay, you could definitely say there was hatred bantering between the two, their rivalry was that deeply seated.

Kim didn't like the brown haired girl's attitude towards the general population of the school. Bonnie thought she and her posse were superior to all others. Bonnie had seized the top spot of that damnedable Food Chain someone had created a long time ago. Those that didn't dress, talk or act like Bonnie and her gaggle of girls were lower on the ladder. It was almost equal to the Caste System in India, or even more like a Hierarchy. Queen Bonnie and her court ruled over all the peasants. Bonnie, the alternate captain of the cheer squad, hated Kim because the auburn haired beauty was smart, popular and own the coveted title of captain of the cheer squad. But Kim didn't adhere to the Food Chain and that meant she didn't fit anywhere on the Food Chain. Kim thought the concept was a bunch of bull, that all men and women were equal in her mind. Of course if someone tried to cause major trouble or take over the world she would step in and resolve the sitch. As long as Bonnie didn't turn totally evil and try to take over the world, Kim avoided or barely tolerated her.

Then there was Ron. He didn't cotton to Queen Bonnie's ideas, or to Kim's for that matter. Ron's motto, never be normal, caused much conflict in his life. He liked everyone no matter what they said or did. He even thought the bullies that harassed or beat him up every other day were okay in his book. Ron was a little afraid of them, but they were alright. Ron didn't dress for success, his speech and manner were casual and he had that naked mole rat riding around in his pocket all the time. It made him a pariah, an outcast to Bonnie's group and most others. In Kim's mind, all that made Ron a unique friend. In Bonnie's world it placed him at the bottom of the Food Chain. Kim's friendship with Ron placed her there too. Neither of them cared one wit.

Ron and Kim had become friends on the very first day of Pre K. Ron had come to the her aid when Kevin Kiester, the newly designated school bully, took the ball she and some other girls were playing with. Ron was about to take a beating for his interference when Kim stepped up and dispatched the offender. Kevin was suspended for two days and the duo had to spend the afternoon in a major "Time Out" over the incident, but that gave them time to talk and become fast friends. They had been together ever since.

Of course neither had romantic feelings for the other. As they grew older they were more like brother and sister so any romance between them would be unheard of. They knew they weren't siblings but that was the general conclusion between them. They thought it would ruin their friendship so neither broached the subject. It was taboo, unthinkable maybe even forbidden in their minds. They had tried dating others. Kim always found the boys unworthy or afraid of her. The unworthy ones would dote on Kim or worship her. They'd look on Kim like she was a Goddess, sent from the Heavens to be adored. Kim didn't find that appealing in the least because those guys didn't see themselves as equals with her. The boys who subjugated themselves belongs in Queen Bonnie's realm, not in her world, Kim thought. Most of the other guys in school were afraid of Kim. The 16 styles of martial arts she knew, along with her fiery red-brown hair led all the boys to believe she was a Hellcat on Wheels and not to be trifled with or even approached. Kim had found one guy she thought was ideal. Josh Mankey was the school hottie and Kim had gone out with him a couple of times during their sophomore year. He was suave, artistic and very easy on the eyes. For some strange reason though Kim never took a shine to Josh. Her crush faded quickly due to some unknown, unreachable feeling she had deep in her soul. After the second date her heart and mind were not into Josh and his hotness. Ron had tried to find a date but he was always shot down in flames because of his uniqueness. None of the girls wanted to try to understand him. He was so happy and pure and simple there must be something wrong with him, they would say. Well that, and there was his pet naked mole rat Rufus that Ron talked to; And Rufus talked back!

So as usual, when Kim and Ron passed Bonnie and her court, the Queen had to put her two cents in. "Well, if it isn't Little Miss Perfect and her two pets. Kim, when are you going to get with the program and drop that loser and his rodent?"

Kim glared dagger at the Queen of Middleton High but didn't say a word. Rufus the pink naked mole rat just had to pop out of his second home in Ron's pocket and blow a raspberry at the group. Ron on the other hand had to be himself. "Hey Bonnie. You're lookin good today," he said sunnily as he and Kim continued to walk.

"As if your opinion matters at all," Bonnie snarked back. She returned her attention to the auburn haired beauty. "Kim, if you ever get tired of living in your own little fantasy and want to join the real world, let me know. When you lose Stoppable you could rule this school with me." She cupped her hand to her mouth and yelled, "And I know of a few guys who would give you a lot more than the time of day if you'd just ditch that dead weight in the red hockey jersey!"

Kim's hands nearly ripped the books she was holding in two as she spun on her heels and faced her foe. "Bonnie, I wish you'd keep your opinions and that Food Chain crap to yourself. If I had to choose between my little fantasy world with friends like Ron, and your fair weather kingdom, I'd choose my present life anytime!"

"That makes you a loser... Mamma's little bubble butt," Bonnie sassed as she smiled her barracuda smile and arched an eyebrow.

"Ladies," Ron said nonchalantly, trying hard to be suave and sophisticated while holding Kim at bay behind him. "This rivalry between you two shouldn't be happening. You're both heads of the cheer squad. You're teammates. You should set an example and not be enemies. You should be best of buds, not foes."

"Shut your trap Stoppable!" Bonnie snarled.

"Stay out of this Ron," Kim snapped nastily at the same time. Ron took a step back in shock. Kim immediately turned beet red and cringed. "Oh, sorry Ron. I didn't mean to harsh on you." She turned, glared at the brunette and growled, "I'm mad at Bonnie and her ideas of what passes as a real world."

"You think you know all about the real world?" Bonnie laughed wryly. "You wouldn't know what goes on in the real world if it up and bit you on your alabaster butt!"

Kim's temper flared as her face turned redder than a fire truck and her fists clenched into steel balls. She took a step toward the well tanned girl but couldn't go further when Ron again placed himself between the two rivals. He looked Kim in the eyes and said softly, "KP amp down. You don't want to hurt Bonnie and get into any trouble. Regionals are next week and you're both vital to the cheer squad."

Kim stepped back and let the breath she had been hold out. Her facial coloration returned to normal as she smiled. "You're right Ron. She's not worth it."

"Loser," Bonnie snarled under her breath. "As if I'm scared of you and your supposed Kung Fu skills." The teal-eyed brunette threw a half hearted Karate Chop at the pair. "Hi Ya!" Bonnie mocked.

Kim gasped as Ron's eyes flamed a brilliant blue and an determined but slightly evil scowl flitted across his face. Just as quickly as they had arisen, the fire and frown were replaced with his usual goofy grin and normal chocolate brown eye color. A couple of the girls in Bonnie's posse had seen what transpired and were informing the others. They all slowly took a step back.

Ron spun and faced down Bonnie. "So you don't think Kim and I know the real world?" he forcefully said. He pulled a little blue book out of a pocket of his cargo pants and opened it at random. "Looky here!" He jabbed a finger at the page he open to. "Japan!" Ron began flipping through the pages. "Scotland, Italy, Russia, Brazil! And this is my fifth passport! How many countries have you been to Bon-diggity?" He tossed the little book to the brunette.

Bonnie nonchalantly paged through the passport and tossed it back to him. "Impressive. But it doesn't mean you know what's going on out there." Bonnie's temper was coming to the forefront and her voice got louder and stronger with each sentence. "So you've been around the world a few times, it doesn't mean you know how things are run! You ever hear of the pecking order in the business world? It's dog eat dog out there Stoppable and you're gonna be eaten alive when you get out in the real world! You don't dress for success, you're manners are atrocious and you reek of cheese all the time! You're doomed to be a loser for the rest of your life!!" Bonnie glared at Kim, "Both of you!"

Kim grabbed Ron's arm and tried to drag him away from the confrontation. "Come on Ron, this is getting us nowhere. Besides, it's Double Cheese Pizza Thursday in the cafeteria and you know how quickly they run out. You want your pizza don't cha?"

Ron violently shrugged out of Kim's grasp. "No KP. I'm getting interested in Bonnie's ideal little world. Maybe she's right and we don't know anything about life, the universe and everything," he said. Sarcasm and saliva dripped from his lips as he stared down the brunette. "Show me the light Bonnie-kins," he pleaded.

"I don't want to soil my hands on a low life like you," Bonnie snarked in a casual voice while checking her well manicured fingernails. Her posse backed away further and drifted off with the flow of human traffic in the hallway.

"Come on Queen Bonnie," Ron chided harshly. "Be magnanimous and toss this poor peasant a bone of wisdom to chew on. Teach me, Oh Wise and Powerful Queen Bonnie!"

"Moron!" Bonnie shouted at the tow-haired boy.

Ron folded his hands together in front of him as he begged, "Oh Please, Please! Take me under your wing and show me the errors of my way!" His sarcasm came through loud and clear.

"Get away from me Stoppable!" Bonnie practically screamed as she tried to push past him.

"NO!" Ron yelled as he grabbed her shoulders and firmly but gently pushed her back into the lockers. "You're not going nowhere until you either tell me how to improve myself or stop calling Kim and me losers!" Kim tried again to yank him away but couldn't budge the belligerent boy.

Bonnie pushed Ron's hands off her shoulders. His hands swiftly and loudly slammed the locker on either side of her, effectively trapping Bonnie between locker, arms and his body. Ron stepped closer.

Bonnie sighed and struggled to get free. "Stoppable, you are such a freak. It wouldn't be worth my time or effort to train you."

Ron leaned in and firmly stated in a low whisper, "I, am not, a loser."

"Yes you are!" Bonnie shot back as her fists balled up and started banging on his chest.

It didn't faze Ron in the least as a wicked grin came to the fore. He said sotto voce, "The Food Chain doesn't exists. Not even in high school. It's only in your twisted little mind."

Bonnie stopped hitting him and looked deeply into his chocolate brown eyes. "The Food Chain does exist in high schools all over the country and high school is a microcosm of the real world."

Ron leaned in still further. His face was now mere millimeters from hers. He whispered, "If that's so, then you need to learn how to deal with people like me a lot better. You'll run into them wherever you go. If you're going to be some high powered Muckity Muck, you don't want your employees hating you. You'd never get any work out of them."

"Loser," Bonnie hissed.

"Queen," Ron hissed back.

"Idiot!" Bonnie said firmly.

"Muckity Muck!" Ron yelled.

"Freak!!!!"

"Queen Muckity Muck!!!!"

Bonnie's eyes shot wide open before she quickly closed them, grabbed Ron's face and kissed him passionately. After a second they wrapped each other in a butt and back groping embrace as the osculation rapidly intensified.

Kim's jaw dropped to the floor as she stared wide-eyed at her best friend and worst enemy kiss.

"STOPPABLE! ROCKWALLER! MY OFFICE NOW!!" Mr. Steve Barkin, Vice Principal of Middleton High, yelled from half way down the hall. "POSSIBLE, YOU'RE AN EYEWITNESS! YOU TOO!!!"

Bonnie and Ron separated and spun from the other as they each blushed redder than the red ruby belt buckle Bonnie wore. The brunette stomped ahead as Ron walked in a daze toward the front office. Kim took his arm and steered him in the right direction when he turned down the wrong hallway.

"Ron?" Kim queried worriedly. "Ron! Are you O.K.?"

"BooYah," he said in a dreamy voice. His smile practically severed his face in twain.

When Kim and Ron entered the office, they found Mr. Barkin standing behind his desk and Bonnie sitting, frowning with her arms folded across her chest. Kim sat in the other chair facing the Vice Principal while Ron took up a position between the two ladies. Barkin sat down.

"Now," Mr. Barkin started, running a hand through his bristly Marine haircut, "will some one explain what just went on in the hallway?"

"I'm not sure what you're talking about," Bonnie huffed. "I made a minuscule, off-hand comment to Kim and the next thing I know, Stoppable was in my face."

"You mean he kissed you?" Barkin said in wonderment.

"NO!" Bonnie and Ron yelled in unison.

"Mr. Barkin, if I may," Kim cut in, hoping to defuse the sitch. "Bonnie and Ron were discussing the differences between high school and the outside world. Their debate got a little heated."

"A likely story," Mr. Barkin said, shaking his head. "It looked like you two were kissing." Mr. B looked at the ceiling. "Heaven knows why though, you two never got along."

"Yeah," Ron stated firmly, Like Kim said, I got a little excited and when I leaned against the lockers... my hand slipped. I, ah, accidentally fell into Bonnie." He turned to the teal-eyed brunette and said apologetically, "I hope I didn't hurt you when I lost my balance."

"No, I'm fine," Bonnie smiled sweetly. "Thanks for asking."

"That's not what I saw," Mr. Barkin said doubtfully. "You two were face to face for way too long."

"We were in a heated argument, Mr. B.!" Ron said defensively. "When I fell against her, her broach got caught on my jersey. That's why our heads were together for so long. We were trying to get unstuck."

"My broach?" Bonnie puzzled. Her hand searching her chest area. "My broach! Where is it!"

Ron dug into his pocket and pulled out something. "Is this it?" he begged, holding out his hand for all to see.

Bonnie hesitantly reached for the diamond and pearl pin in his hand. "Ah, yes it is. Where did you find it?"

Ron laughed lightly and scratched the back of his head with his other hand. "I think the clasp broke when we pulled apart and it fell into my shirt. Let me take it somewhere and get it fixed. It was my clumsiness that caused it to break."

Bonnie pulled her hand back and smiled weakly. "I would appreciate that. Thanks."

"Still," Mr. Barkin exhaled, "you two need to learn a lesson from this incident. After all, this is a school and debate has no place in this learned institution. I want a five thousand word essay regarding your debate. You will write it together and you will have it on my desk in one week."

"You want me to work with him!" Bonnie screamed as she stood and pointed at Ron. Ron simply groaned as his head and shoulders slumped froward.

Mr. Barkin stood and leaned across the desk. "You have a problem Miss Rockwaller?" he asked firmly.

"I..." Bonnie collapsed back into the chair. "No sir." A small grin flitted across her face.

Mr. Barkin sat down and waved a hand loosely in the air, shooing them out of the office. "Then you're dismissed."

The three teens exited the office. Bonnie stopped just outside the door with her head on her chest. "I ah, I thank you for what you did in there," she squeaked. Kim and Ron turned to see Bonnie visibly shaking and with tears in her eye. "I've never been in trouble before. Thanks for getting me out of there."

"As I said before," Ron said happily, but with a sly grin, "you two are vital to the cheer squad. You're needed at practice so the routine is perfect for Regionals next week."

"But you're the Mad Dog Mascot," Kim said, "you need to be there too."

The three started to walk toward the cafeteria. "No I don't KP," Ron laughed. "I do my thing on the fringes. I only need to see your routine once to know where y'all are going to be."

"Still, you do add to the routine," Bonnie conceded, her head still bowed to her chest. "And the broach is beautiful."

Ron pulled the pin out of his pocket and flipped it like a coin. "This old thang? Mom wanted me to take it to the jewelers to get repaired. It ain't nothin special but I'm glad I had it with me today."

Bonnie snatched it out of midair and pulled it in close to examine it. "These are real diamonds and pearls Ron. It's worth a fortune." She gingerly handed it back to him.

"Really?" Ron mused, looking it over again. "I thought it was just an old piece of jewelry my Mom got from her Great Great Grandmother."

"If they're real diamonds and pearls," Kim exhaled in exasperation, "that makes it valuable. Since it's so old, it more valuable."

"And it's a family heirloom," Bonnie sighed, "that makes it priceless." Her face reddened as she spun to face Ron. Bonnie's hand slammed into his chest stopping him in his tracks and her voice raised fifty decibels. "That's what I was talking about Stoppable! You don't know anything about the real money world!"

Ron's chin hit his chest as his shoulders slumped forward. "You're right Bonnie. I don't know nothin about the real world." A stern face came up to leer at Bonnie and scream back, "Except things like Government Treaties and International Law! Things Kim and I deal with just about every day!"

Kim stepped between the two combatant. "You're both right. That's why you two are writing a paper. You can exchange ideas and come up with a mutual understanding of the world we live in. What I suggest is you both write down something and then get together to create a paper Mr. Barkin will approve of." She turned to the brunette. "Bonnie, a non-hostile corporate merger?" Bonnie nodded as her head hit her well endowed chest. Kim faced her male friend. "Ron, a bit of detente?" Ron smiled and nodded. Kim turned back to Bonnie, "Then it's settled. We need to get some lunch and we'll see you at practice." Kim quickly dragged Ron away from the teal-eyed brunette with a growing wicked grin.

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A/N: Again. You tell me where this story is going. I have a 5 chapter version that's T rated, or a long one that's M, with a lot more story and lemony goodness. Review and tell me. The majority will rule and I'll post the rest of the story next week. Both are written in full and only need the disclaimers and Author's Notes. (Yes, you know me. I'll tweak the bee-geebers out of the thing until I let it go.)