Summary: Welcome to your no.1 guide to…(drum roll) ROY/ED ROMANCE!!! Want to figure out how the relationship works? Then this is the right place for you! WARNING: Hints of sexual content, al thought not that heavy, but I'm warning you!!! Strings of Drabbles!!!Roy/Ed

Author's note: Another bonus for my inexcusable laziness in updating my work. I feel so generous. Thanks Ocean's 13! That movie had me inspired! Don't ask how. Just read the fic that I thought up while at the cinema. See? Even while I'm watching a movie with Clooney, Pitt and Damon in it, I'm still thinking about you guys!

Disclaimer: I am preparing a heist to steal the very precious deed that states who owns FMA. Who wants to go with me? I promise we won't get caught!

Portraying Roy/Ed Relationship

Chapter 6

In Terms Of Anger-Management

In terms of anger-management

Technically, there are too many things in Roy and Ed's supposed relationship that bothers me, the very person who had taught up of this crazy guide to further understand their "love" for each other. There are lots of things to talk about so I'm going to run you guys through this like a breeze!

We all know both guys have tragic pasts so they kind of have these "Angsty" moments. Now, when these "Angsty" moments get into their nerves, they get mad…really, really, really mad. Save the fact that Roy always has the bad timing of bringing up Ed's "Height Issues" and Ed has a way of ticking his lover off by disobeying Roy and purposely screwing up a mission.

How to they manage to keep their anger at bay? What do they do to release this horrible emotion without hurting people?

Ed seems to have a simple outlet for this thing we call anger. If Roy pisses him out, then he'd piss Roy out too and make sure that the effect would be ten times worse. Equivalent Exchange always worked for him in these situations. If not, then there's always this thing that he liked to call "Screaming game" in which he screams profanities out until someone directly tells him to shut up.

Roy is a bit more complicated and when he gets angry he doesn't show it at all. He doesn't scream neither will he result to Ed's claim that "The golden rule states that do unto others what you want others to do unto you." Where Edward would say after wards that "Clearly, you wanted me to piss you off so you go and do this to me rather than just tell me straight up that you want me to make you feel bad and angry today."

Generally, Roy was seen as a stoic person. Nothing could make him lose his poker face as far as everyone knew. But Ed, being the only lover who had lasted with him for a long time, really knew how to push Roy's buttons. So, in the circumstances that Ed makes him mad beyond definition he had only one outlet for suppressed anger that didn't involve flames.

And as he stood firmly on the ground, his arms crossed in front of his chest with that victorious glint on his eyes, he decided…

Skipping pebbles on water was a good way to manage your anger.

Author's Note:

That was a little bit weird for me to write and I was planning on a fluffier ending. I guess this works out just fine. Plus, I wanted to see for myself how people will react when they read the last part. I was thinking you guys would go "Oh my God! Roy knows how to skip pebbles on water?!"

Well, review if you want. In the meantime, I'm gonna go and get myself some reinforcements for my heist! Ciao!