THE FINAL CHAPTER OF CHAOS IN HAVEN. OH MY GOD. LA WOOT.
SINCE IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTER, I'VE DECIDED TO TYPE LIKE THIS FOR THE AUTHORS NOTES. COOL HUH? YUP...
SO ANYWAYS, THE SEQUAL WILL BE CALLED "CHAOS IN FOWL MANOR" AND IT'S GONNA STAR EVERYONES FAVORITE LITTLE CRIMINAL, ARTY!!!!!
AND THUS, THE FINAL CHAPTER OF CHAOS IN HAVEN BEGINS!
RIGHT NOW.
HERE IT GOES.
Corky opened her lil doggy eyes in the morning and looked around. She woofed.
"Bacon..." she woofed under her breath, and she trotted off.
Meanwhile everyone else was piling into a shuttlepod to take them back to the surface.
Now, normally, none of them would go back on their own.
But they all had to attend an important business meeting.
In other words, It was Halloween and they couldn't miss out on free candy.
Shari picked up Corky and walked into a jet that was parked in Foalys front lawn. Foaly had only just notcied the shuttlepod so he was just a bit shocked.
"HOW DID YOU GET THIS HERE?!" he yelled. Sari laughed gladly.
"Lets just say that I happen to know some government officials from other planets." she said. Foaly lifted an eyebrow. Sari, for some obscure reason, did that creepy eyebrow thing. Foaly backed away from her nervously. Magi, Harriet and Jay walked over.
"Lets go Sari." Said Harriet calmly. Sari nodded.
"Rather. We must depart and return to our humble homes. After all, no proper lady would be caught underground." Sari said in a british accent. Then, all the british readers threw garbage at Slinko for making fun of them.
"AND ONCE WE GETS HOME, WE GONNA GET CANDI!!!!" harriet screamed. Sari Had a seizure and stopped pretending to act like a lady.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE STILL DOING HERE??!!?!??! LETS GO GET SOME CANDIES!!!!" Shari screamed.
Nothing known to man can stop a fangirl from endlessly stalking her prey. Nothing except for candi. (and muffins but they qualify as candi) This is why Shari was willing to leave Haven.
Jay walked over to the group and grinned at Harriet. Harriet grinned at Jay. They were both happy that day. cough cough
After saying their goodbyes to everyone as quickly as they could, they all ran into the shuttlepod, eager to steal some candi from babies.
Did I say steal? I meant mug. They were ready to mug old ladies for candi. Yes of course. (shifty eyes)
Well, anyways, everybody was ready to leave when Magi jumped out the window and over to holly, whom was suddenly there.
Magi poked Holly in the forehead and smiled insanely. Holly lifted an eyebrow.
"What?" She asked. Magi took out a little clock on a chain and began swinging it in front of her face slowly. Shari smacked herself in the face.
"Oh for the love of Jiraiya Magi! You can't hypnotize Holly to fall in love with Root!" Shari yelled. Magi glared at her.
"YOU SHUT UP!!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I DAMN WELL WANT!!!!" she yelled.
"Except for poke Hobos. Only Jhonen can do that" Said Sari.
"Go away Sari" Said Shari.
"No" replied Sari.
"Jhonen wants you to"
"Okay" said sari and she went away. Shari turned back to Magi whom was trying to hypnotize Holly again. Shari smacked her. Magi yelled. Ho-hum.
"I can make her fall in love with Rooty if I want to!!!" Magi protested. Shari gave her a quizzical look.
"Rooty?" she asked. Magi laughed.
"Yes! As in ROOTY TABOOTY!" Magi yelled. Immedietly, Sari flew threw the air and punched her in the face.
"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!" she screamed and she devoured Magis head. Unfortunetly, It grew back. Everybody booed and then got on with their lives.
"What were we talking about?" asked Shari. Magi hide the watch behind her back.
"You were right about to go and find the Foaly and Root notebook" Magi said.
"Oh yeah" Said Shari and she walked away to go find that glorious clump of paper and pencil.
"As I was saying miss Short, You will fall in love with Commander Julius Root of The LEP" Magi ordered. Hollys eyes went blank.
"I will fall in love with--"
"Yes yes you'll fall in love with him. You don't have to repeat everything I say, that's just annoying" Magi said. Holly nodded obedeintly.
Magi squeeled like the pathetic Root/Holly fangirl the she is.But then she had to stop because Foaly got out his shotgun.
"GET OUFFA MAH LAWN YA WHIPPASNAPPAS!!" he elephanted. (Did you know that elephant was a verb? I didn't)
FUCK. I NEED TO GO GET READY. I HAVE ONLY HALF AN HOUR LEFT BEFORE TRICKOR TREATING BEGINS. BUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS. FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKEEEEERRRRRDOOOODDDDLLLLLEEEE!!!!!
Once everybody was finally in the shuttlepod and Shari had located the Foaly and Root ntoebook, the shuttlepod began to fly away.
None of them wanted to leave Haven. But they knew that they had to handle this displeasure as maturly as they could.
Everybody cried and threw tantrums.
Due to traffic, it took three hours to return to the surface. (these three hours were filled with so much complaining that it frightens even me. See how I shuddder?)
OHMYGOD!!!!!
THIS TIME THERE REALLY IS A HIDEOUS MONSTER ABOUT TO DEVOUR YOUR HEAD BEHIND YOU!!!!! TURN AROUND!!! TURN AROUND BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
wow you sure are gullible!!!
Once the suttlepod landed and they all jumped out the windows, everyone begin writhing on the ground howling something about how the light burns.
"But It's nighttime." Harriet pointed out, utterly sucking the fun out of the situation.
"Harriet, you such a funsucker. I can't believe you would OHMYGOD! NIGHTTIME!! THAT MEANS THAT WE CAN GO TRICKORTREATING NOW!!!!" screamed Sari.
Everyone had a seizure of joy and then they walked off into the night to go mug old ladies and steal their candi/wallet.
And thus, Chaos in Haven comes to an end. I'm serisoly depressed about this.
Thank you all for your kind (and sometimes grammatically incorrect) reveiws. They were so great! And grammatically incorrect!
HOLY MONKEYS FLINGING SHIT. IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR TRICKORTREATING. :D
Anyways, The sequal will be put up sometime within the next millenium so don't you worry your revolting little heads!
And if you don't reveiw, i'll gut ya!
Fin.