Disclaimers: I do not own Naruto, Jiraya, or anything. That's right, I don't own any physical thing!

This is a poem I wrote about Jiraya in under 10 minutes. It just came to me, and I'm pleased to bring you the result. Enjoy!

I Toad You So!

You peek at women bathing
And take delight in porn
But whiles Naruto's waiting
He glares at you with scorn
See, I toad you so!

Your series Icha Icha
Make you look like a perv
Kakashi loves your Icha
Much more than it deserves
See, I toad you so!

You summon big fat bullfrogs
Who smoke and fight and sass
A serpent or a cute dog
Won't suit your lazy ass
See, I toad you so!

Well, look, here comes Tsunade
Oh, my, she looks quite scary
You snuck into her closet
And stole her underweary
See, I toad you so

BIFF! BAFF! OOF! OW! "You dirty man!"
POW! SMACK! "You sneaky perv!"
You lie, "They're for Iruka-san!"
...Like that will work on her!
BAM! I toad you so!

Tsunade leaves you bleeding
It's quite a funny sight
That's what you get for leading
A pervert-sennin's life
Don't say I never toad you so!