CHAPTER ONE
Demented Holidays and Dementedness
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Hiya! This is my first attempt of a story written in diary format. Be nice, okay?
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August 20th
7:00 PM
My stinking bedroom on my stupid bed
OMG. This is so STUPID. I HAVE A DIARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is something I have sworn against … ever since … a long time ago (and just between me and you, that's means 10 minutes).
OMG. I AM CRAZY. I HAVE JUST GOTTEN A DIARY AND I AM TALKING TO IT, AND REFERRING TO IT AS A 'YOU' ALREADY.
I hate my mum.
God. Now, you're probably wondering who the hell I am. The answer is simple. I am the Demented Freak. Haha. NOT FUNNY. But that doesn't matter does it? Hoho.
Okay, I give up.
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NO I DON'T.
I REFUSE to give up to a pesky little BOOK.
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Stop that.
I don't like glares.
Or am I glaring at myself?
ANYWAY I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Okay, okay, OKAY FINE!!!!!!! You WIN!
My name … my seriously demented name is … Kit. Kit White. I HATE MY NAME. Well, no, it's not Kit, though no one calls me anything else.
Wait. They do. No one, at school, anyway, calls me anything except the teachers, but they call ms Miss White. So there. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wait – HOWEVER if someone DOES notice me and doesn't ignore me, you know what they call me? HEY. They go, "Hey, can you move out of the way please?" Or "Hey, shove off." Or "Hey, you're blocking the view." Or "Hey, can you pass me the cheese?"
Okay, my ACTUAL name is Kathy. But that's so …BORING. I mean, how many people are called KATHY?? Lots.
But Kit?? Nah, I like Kit. And you know … Kathy – Kat – Kitty – Kit. Yeah. Get the picture? Like … meow. HAHAHA. Please don't think I was laughing. 'Coz I wasn't.
Um, all this time … I HAVE BEEN BLABBING ABOUT MY NAME. GOD, AM I VAIN OR WHAT??!
I do not like to think of myself as a vain person.
Mum thinks being vain is good sometimes. Then you get what you want. Hmph.
Hah. There I go again. And NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING … WHO THE HELL IS THIS IDIOT TO BLAB ON ABOUT HER MUM WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MUM IS???
'Coz you don't. You're a bloody diary.
Okay, a mum … is … the person who … GOD. I DON'T KNOW. Okay, I'll just say … a person comes into the world from popping out of her … thingy.
AND NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT THIS THINGY IS.
WELL I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU, YOU BLOODY DEMENTED DIARY SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BRAINS ANYWAY.
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Stop looking at me like that. Well, technically you're not looking at me since you don't have eyes … but WHATEVER.
Okay, let's ditch this, shall we? And I shall tell you about my MUM.
My mum is blonde, beautiful, but not a dumb blonde since she actually has brains. BUT SHE USES THOSE FOR THE ENTIRELY WRONG THINGS!!!
And you know why???
She works … AS A SEXUAL EDUCATION TEACHER. For Muggles AND us.
I know.
FERAL.
I was so … SHOCKED when I found out. Like, OMG WHAT KIND OF KID WANTS TO KNOW THAT YOUR MUM TEACHES SEXUAL EDUCATION, EH??
But my dad …
He ALSO works for something disgusting.
He is an editor for a magazine.
Okay, that's not so bad, you might think. ONLY IT'S NOT.
IT'S A MAG FOR MEN.
You know … the … type where … well, IT'S LIKE PORNO.
SICK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN SICKER??? HUH???
MY MUM.
SHE HAS BEEN IN THE MAG.
EVEN ON THE DAMN FRONT PAGE.
And you need to be kind of famous to do that. But it turns out Mum was quite the celebrity when she was younger. Hah!!
And the mag is called Do It Right. I MEAN HOW LAME CAN YOU GET!????? HUH??? I MEAN, MUM WAS FAMOUS YEAH, BUT … YEAH!!!!
BUT STILL!!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO COME HOME ONE DAY AND FIND LOTS OF THOSE MAGAZINES LYING AROUND, LEAST OF ALL WITH A PICTURE OF YOUR MUM NAKED AND COVERING HERSELF UP OR SOMETHING!!!
OMG. I HAVE TWO SICK PARENTS.
SO WHY AREN'T I SICK??????
Hmph. Okay, Dad has brown hair, these kind of strange eyes … kind of like … silvery or something.
Mum has these … I dunno. Sort of … greeny … bluey …
So THEREFORE, I have a pair of WEIRD EYES. Okay, mum was blonde, right? And Dad has thick chestnut hair. SO I HAVE STINKY BRUNETTE HAIR HOHO.
Wait. Isn't brunette … brown??
Poo.
So actually, my hair is light blonde with streaks of darker brown. God. BUT MY EYES ARE SO DEMENTED. I HATE THEM.
I don't even know what colour my EYES ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, am I STUPID OR WHAT???
Fine, I'll try. Now looking into this stupid mirror … my eyes … GOD WHAT IS WITH ME??? Okay, my eyes are KIND OF blue. Or green. But they look really silvery too. Which is a real annoying THINGAMABOB since SOMETIMES when I look at people … they feel … FREAKED OUT. GOD. AM I LIKE A FRIGGIN' ALIEN OR SOMETHING?? HUH???
Okay, I AM vain. Hmph. Mum was a model when she was younger, and she still has the body. It's so … WEIRD that she teaches … UAL EDUCATION. You see, I did not write the words for I do not want to scar you idiotic diary any more. Hmph, be nice you moron. BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY NICE TO A STUPID BOOK THAT ISN'T EVEN FRIGGIN' ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so MUM told me that because this was my last year of Hogwarts … I should keep a blooming diary for a 'memory thingy'. HAH!!!
I AM SAD.
Okay, so I better sum my life up so far. I am a witch, go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a girl, and I am a Gryffindor.
God. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I BELONG IN THE DAMN HOUSE OF BRAVERY. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See, even YOU aren't scared.
Look – these are the most important facts about me:
I am a nerd
I am a loner
I am ugly
I am a Gryffindor even though hardly anyone else knows because my tie is so old it looks like it could've been anything and I can't bother changing or buying a new one because I like to stay inconspicuous
I have sick parents
I have no friends. Can you believe that? I am friendless, ugly, cowardly, in a family with insanity, and I am not stupid, unfortunately. Wait – I don't want to be stupid, even though … um … Well I'll just start a new paragraph for this interesting bit. lol
Well, through my years through Hogwarts I have come to the conclusion that being stupid is cool. You want examples? Fine. Here they are in order.
Sirius Black – very stupid. Likes to prank, and he even FLIRTS with some of the teachers!! God!! Okay, I think he is kinda of smart underneath the façade, but OBVIOUSLY he TRIES not to be smart because he thinks it's (using his words) 'not hot'.
James Potter – very stupid too. GOD. He has been chasing after a girl for SIX YEARS!!!! And does she like him? NO. In fact, she HATES him. Well, makes everyone think so anyway. I, however, know she fancies him, at least a little, because I saw a faraway look in her eyes when she looked at him in class when he was dared to not talk to her at all. BUT, she acts stupid to his affections and yeah. God, is THAT stupid or what?
Peter Pettigrew – so stupid I think he's not human. He tags after Black and Potter like they're his HEROES or something!!! HONESTLY. He needs to get a life!!
Remus Lupin – he's not very stupid actually. He's kinda of intelligent and nice. BUT, he is VERY STUPID to be hanging out with that gang of stupid people!!
And those Top 4 Stupid People actually even have a stupid name for themselves. The MARAUDERS. Lame or what, huh? God.
They are the stupidest people EVER. But also the most popular too, so I guess being stupid is cool.
Wait – there is one more stupid person. MARY SUE.
Crap. Dinner. See YOU, you demented diary of mine. More about the bimbo later.
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August 25th
2:50 PM
In the ruddy damn study
Hah. Haven't written in this blasted diary for ages. God, HAHA that sounds so funny! Writing in YOU!!!!!!!!!! Imagine what someone would look like if I said to them, "I am writing in you."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God. My stomach feels … so FULL. Well I guess it would since I just ate lunch, so yeah.
I think I am too skinny for my own good. I don't know why. Maybe it's to do with the fact that my parents SUCK at cooking.
Hmph.
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August 25th
5:00 PM
On the stupid floor in the hallway
Okay, weird place to write, but I don't feel like moving after that tedious job of running around the block for some random thing my mum calls 'exercise'.
I mean, HONESTLY! I am fit enough, thank you very much!!! Well, maybe not fit, since I get tired running, but I'm skinny enough, so THERE!
God, I hate my body. It's exactly like Mum's unfortunately. Skinny, but curvy. And the curvy bit it what I DO NOT LIKE.
Its hard finding proper clothes, you know! It's NOT FAIR that I have Mum's body!!! I hate to admit it, but my boobs are too big, and my butt is too big, but that just goes really weirdly with my stupid SKINNY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is why I always wear clothes two sizes too big for me. Besides, it's more comfy this way.
I should shrink my butt and my … chest!!!
OMG I AM BECOMING CONCEITED AND VAIN AND MEAN AND SELF-CONSCIOUS. AND I DON'T WANT TO. I HATE THIS SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL THE STUPID WHATEVER IT IS THAT MADE ME LOOK LIKE THIS.
Ah. Would that be … I dunno, Muggles call it DNA. Do they? I dunno. Maybe I got it wrong.
Oh, I should mention this. Mum's the pureblood, and Dad is a half-blood, so what does that make me? Um … I have no idea. The … pure half-blood? Okay, that's stupid.
You know what? I have an inkling that this year I won't be ignored. Wait – this inkling – maybe it's just me. Yeah. Oh, I dunno. It's probably my stomach telling me I ate too much.
Okay, this is my list of people I don't like:
Sirius Black: He is a mongrel. He doesn't know who I am (well to tell the truth, no one does anyway) and he's really mean. He plays a game with all the marauders to snag an ugly or not popular girl then dumps them on the night to snog with his flavour of the week. HOW MEAN IS THAT?? AND, he was pulling a prank on Snape, but it got me instead, BUT he HEXED ME AND I WAS SENT TO THE HOSPITAL WING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Severus Snape: He's MEAN. And his face … IT'S DISGUSTING. Now, usually I am not a person who doesn't like people because of his looks. BUT THIS IS AN EXCEPTION. His nose is so … BIG. His hair is so … OILY. And you know what?? I happened to overhear one time that he … HAS RED HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It turns he hates red so he put a spell on to make his hair black. Hmmmm … one day I should take a bucket of hair-dye remover and tip it on his head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucius Malfoy: He is soooooooooooooooooo mean. Okay, he's really, really, really, really, REALLY god looking, BUT … he looks at people like we're dung. MAN O MAN HE IS AN IDIOT. Plus, he speaks like he's the best and everything, and talks as if he was born in the 17th Century or something. Once u overheard him talking to his girlfriend, Narcissa, and this is what the idiot said: "Oh, my lovely maiden, I do hope that courting you will one day blossom to a more beautiful relationship. But for now, I will be a gentleman to such a beautiful lady, and I hope you do not mind, my dear." I MEAN HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least he doesn't use 'thees' and 'thou' and 'wither' and stuff. If he did … I would ALMOST feel sorry for the Narcissa Black.
Well, basically I don't like any Slytherins, and you know what? I don't think anyone likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, one more. MARY SUE: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT A GIRL IS ACTUALLY CALLED MARY SUE???!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worse, she ACTS like one. A mary-sue I mean. Is that even the way you spell it? Anyway, she' a SNOB. And her bro is called GARY SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sue as their last name). Their parents must be WHACKO. THEY'RE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They SERIOUSLY can't raise their kids right. But … I have to congratulate them for being so smart to call their idiot children … those … NAMES.
So … that's it, really. Well, okay, I don't HATE them. I just … DON'T LIKE THEM. Hey, I just realised something. My last name is White, right? Well, Black's name is … BLACK DUH. So … MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Opposites!!!! Now I can use this as an excuse to LOATHE him. HAHA.
Oh, and guess what Black's middle name is? Well, it should be Orion or Phineas, or something like that yeah? NO! It's LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!
You know, as in Sirius Lee?? Seriously?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Funny parents. Well, I heard his parents were pureblood idiots, but still.
Yeah, and we had to study 'pureblood history' (I know, how STUPID is that!?) during History of Magic, and it turns out there's this random woman called Lucretia Black, and his parents were hardly going to call him a female name, so made it 'Lee' since the it started with 'L' anyway. Like, that is so stupid.
Hmph. Now what? Oh well, see you, you stupid book. I don't feel like writing anymore so suffer. HAHA.
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August 27th
11:24 AM
Outside on the green grass … well it IS hot, you know!!!
Okie-dokie …
LAME LAME LAME.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was completely and utterly random just for you to know. Not really. I felt like doing that.
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lookie!!! Guess how long until Hoggy Warts starts!!
You don't know of course. BUT I DO.
The answer is this: THREE MORE DAYS.
That's right. Three more days of utter boredom. Three more days of getting away from my parents. Three more days until I have to turn invisible again.
When I say 'invisible', I don't really mean that literally. It's just that I AM invisible. As I wrote earlier, I am a loner. That's LONER, L – O – N – E – R. LONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have NO friends. NO ONE knows who I am. Those that might actually notice me think I'm just one of those random people in the school you don't know. Hell, they don't even know what HOUSE I'm in!
My tie … honestly! You know, I am a KLUTZ. I fall over so much and my tie is so … OLD, that it's just …really … weird.
God. You know, I do get lonely at times. And as much as I hate so say it … now I finally have someone to talk to!!!
… Wait I don't. You don't talk. You're a book. I write in you, but you don't do anything back. GOD YOU SUCK MAN.
But still. And I suppose with no friends I had to do SOMETHING, so maybe that's why I study all the time.
Hey, did I also mention I don't sleep in the Gryffindor Tower? No, I found this really nice room on the top floor. You can only get to it by going through this secret passageway. The thing is, it's like a maze, and you can only get to my little secret room by going the right way. And you know what it is?
By turning right every time.
Haha, it's funny. Right is right, eh?? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And really, it is COOL. All my stuff goes there. I think the elves bring in our luggage. Either that or magic. But because of this, I send all my stuff to 'my' room when we get there.
Well, it worked for six years.
And other than dead ends, you can exit from two places: the place where you enter on the top floor – and the library. I know! There's this little door behind these shelves and I can squeeze through because I am skinny. It's really helpful! And it enters into my own room too!
And yeah.
Hmmmmmmm …
Did you know that I do every subject? I just want to keep my options … well, so I have lots of choices to what I want to be. As in, like a job.
Well, I DEFINITELY know I'm not going to be what my mum and dad do!!!
The idea is laughable. Honestly. If I told kids about … well, you know, IT … I can almost picture them. They would be shocked. I mean, I AM a nerd. They'll think: She's a recluse, what the hell is she DOING telling us how to Do It safely when she DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SAY THE DAMN WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, and imagine the world's reaction when I appear on the magazine. The people would probably stop buying it and burn it because they'd be too grossed out.
And if I had to write stuff and do stuff in Dad's mag, I'd probably stuff up big time.
Honestly, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO BE.
But that's okay, isn't it?
You know, I talked to McGonagall in fifth year. And you know what she suggested? That's right. An AUROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The idea is too funny for words. I mean, picture this: ME, the klutz, the ugly loner freak, the coward who got sorted into Gryffindor as an AUROR! hehe
Oh, she also said I could do anything I really wanted anyway because I have gotten over full marks in our tests. 'Coz I did extra stuff. WELL YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.
So yeah. You know, there's this girl called Lily? Yeah, her. She's like the girl everyone wants to be. Well, when she got an O on it, but it wasn't full marks OR over full marks either, and when she HEARD someone ELSE got the top score (McGonagall likes to brag, did you know that?), you know what she did?? HUH??????????????
SHE SCREAMED AND YELLED TO EVERYONE THAT THE PERSON CALLED KATHY WHITE HAD BETTER SHOW HERSELF AND STOP BEING A COWARD BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY WASN'T REAL.
Yeah. Well, I WISELY kept quiet like the coward I am.
Geez. That Lily REALLY needs to control herself. I mean, she's got everything. Why's she gone all … bitchy at some random girl anyway?
Anyway, see you. My hand really hurts, I am sticky and I need to go and take a shower.
Oh be quiet you! If YOU had a shower, you'd DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! So SHUT IT.
Thank you.
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August 28th
6:43 PM
In a changing room. I know, WEIRD, but I need to hide from Mum.
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm at a shopping centre, I don't know what it's called – I don't pay attention to this kind of stuff – and guess what?
MUM WANTS TO BUY ME A WARDROBE OF LINGERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. Kill me.
She keeps saying: "Oh, dearie, you don't even have a boyfriend! Wait – I don't think you've HAD a boyfriend yet! Oh, we need to make you suitable at once! Then they'll all come flocking! Here, try these on!"
Honestly.
Sorry, but I can see quite a few things that are WRONG in that statement.
I don't have a boyfriend, haven't had a boyfriend, that's true, but SO WHAT? And I don't think wearing expensive undies that are barely there and just itch your butt and chest are going to help SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO TAKE MY BLOODY CLOTHES OFF AND SHOW EVERYONE! I mean, no one will see them anyway! GOD.
Oh, and I sincerely doubt that they (meaning guys) will 'flock' to me, SINCE I AM INVISIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And REALLY, I DON'T LIKE LACE UNDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cotton ones are just fine, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OMGOMGOMGOMG.
HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum just threw something over the door … and it … is a …black and transparent G-string.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G-STRINGS JUST MAKE YOUR BUTT ITCH ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So that is why I just threw it over the door again.
Oops. I think it landed on someone's head, since I hear choking and indignant gasps outside.
See you.
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August 29th
12:01 AM
In my room DUH! Where else would I be right now?
Okay … YOU KNOW WHAT MUM DID? SHE BOUGHT ME THESE UNDERGARMENTS FIT FOR PEOPLE WHO POLE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God. I think I'm going to bury this. I mean, it doesn't really matter. We're pretty well off since Dad's an editor and Mum used to be a famous model so she still does these little shows and things.
Or maybe I'll give it to this really poor lady who will love these no matter what. No. That is too mean. I don't want anyone suffering. Except the people who designed these of course.
I know! I'm going to get all my old clothes and just go out and give it to people. Yeah. I'll do that tomorrow.
Anyway, that thing with the G-String? Turns out it landed on some pretty hot guy's head. Uh huh. BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS A GUY DOING IN THE GIRL'S CHANGING ROOMS?????????????????????
I think he was spying on random girls. PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it didn't help that Mum dragged me to the most expensive shopping centre here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They could do SO much with all this stupid decorating. And anyway, it's too … blinding. There's so many lights and candles and stupid diamonds floating around (it's a magic thingy, don't you worry).
Hmph. You know, that guy who had that G-String on his head … he looked really familiar. REALLY!
I felt like I'd seen him before.
And yeah. So you wanna know what I did?
Well, 'coz he was SHRIEKING so much, I grabbed it off his head and stuffed it in his mouth.
I know. Haha, funny. But it worked. He shut up and just LOOKED at me. It was CREEPY.
Anyway, I think I should sleep now.
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August 30th
9:03 PM
Somewhere in the house
I'm in my room again by the way.
Yeah. WELL!!!!!!!!!! Last day of hols. You know, THIS IS 7TH YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER AGAIN HAVE ANOTHER YEAR OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. Sad.
I don't sound like a 17 year old, do I?
Good. 'Coz I'm not. I'm 16. My birthday is like one of the last days of the year. I turn 17 … in ages.
Tomorrow I will go to Hogwarts again. Yup.
Who knows? MAYBE I'LL BE A FAMOUS QUIDDITCH PLAYER.
And I love pink.
Both of them were lies.
Just for you to know.
Yeah.
Well, on my way, I have set out my clothes: a nice, big, brown Muggle turtleneck jumper thingy that's extra large and Muggle, faded jeans that could fit my dad, and yeah.
I think I'll just tie it up. Who cares? Don't want to leave it out. It feels so … revealing when my hair's done.
So yeah.
Did you know I kind of have photographic memory? Not really, but I can always remember conversations and stuff word by word. Real handy, eh? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, anyway …
See YOU, probably on the train tomorrow.
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SO …………………………..
I know I should be spending this time on my other stories but I was reading these diary entries and just got inspired!!
Can't blame me much, it's just … so hard to resist. So yeah
You know, Kit is kind of like me in a way. I'm not that naïve, but I've kind of got the same personality. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would YOU shove a pair of undies in some random and really good looking guy?
Anyway, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please? puppy eyes
JUST REVIEW DAMN YOU.
…
I don't see you reviewing!
SO REVIEW.
HAH!
Oh, do you guys actually like this? Should I continue with this? And if I don't get enough reviews, I might not update …
REVIEW!