Disclaimer: FMA and "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" are both so totally not mine.

Author's Note: I couldn't help it. It was begging to be parodied. X3

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Edward Went Down to Central

-To the Tune of: The Devil Went Down to Georgia-

Inspired by: "Fullmetal vs. The Flame"

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Edward went down to Central

He was lookin' for some notes to steal

He was in a bind

'Cause he was way behind

And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across a colonel lyin' through his teeth about the Doc

And the shortie screamed out from the officer's couch

"Roy, let me tell ya what:

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I bet you didn't know it, but my assessment's due

And if you care to take a dare,

I'll make a bet with you!

Now you know a thing about science, sir, but though that may be true

I bet my brother's new cat against your facts

'Cause I think I'm better than you!"

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Roy said "Ed, you're crazy,

To think that you might win

But I'll take your bet—you're gonna regret—

'Cause I'm the best there's ever been!"

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Mustang whip out those old gloves and snap your fingers fast

'Cause Ed's broke loose in Central and he wants to whoop your ass

And if you win you get to gloat and rub it in his face

But if you lose, you won't live down disgrace!

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Ed shined up his metal arm and said "I'll start this fight."
Sparks flew from his fingertips and encased his hands in light

And as he bounded 'cross the field, he made an evil hiss

And a band of soldiers ran like girls, screamin' something like this:

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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When Ed was finished Roy smirked and said "Well, you're pretty good, ol' son!
But sit back on your rear right there

And let me show you how it's done!"

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Fire on the fairgrounds, run Ed run!

Mustang's in the house of the rising sun!

Hayate's in the trash can, picking out bones!

Hawkeye does your dog bite?
No, sir, no!

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Edward bowed his head

Because the King declared a toss

But he knew without Roy's waver

That he surely would have lost

Mustang smiled as they cleaned up, and dished the facts the same

"But c'mon back," he taunted Ed, "if you ever wanna try again!"

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Roy snapped:
Fire on the fairgrounds, run Ed run!

Mustang's in the house of the rising sun!

Hayate's in the trash can, picking out bones!

Hawkeye does your dog bite?
No, sir, no!

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