Remember when I did this for Tales of Symphonia?
Well, the How-to-kill-the-moment fic RETURNS, muahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of the Abyss, it just sort of eats my brain.
Enjoy!
1. You find out your partner's engaged to someone else.
2. Half-way through you start to wonder if doing it with a religious leader is a good idea...
3. One word: gynophobia.
4. Having your partner get all pissy at you for saying, "wow, this is the one time a copy IS better than the original!!!"
5. You and your partner are getting really into it... until she finds out you're poor.
6. Things are getting really sexy, but then your partner's nose starts running from excitement.
7. "I'll sing a Fonic Hymn to really get us in the mood!" So she sings Nightmare. "Oops..."
8. You assumed your partner was being his usual sarcastic self when he suggested something really kinky, so you said yes... only to find out it was the ONE time he was being serious. Oh.shit.
9. Your partner's mask kinda gets in the way...
10. Your partner accidentally summons a murderous herd of ligers.
11. Okay, you know your partner loves Fon-tech, but THAT just crosses the line...
12. How the HELL do you undo these damn uniforms?!
13. After starting to undress your partner you notice he's wearing tights.
14. Finding a book detailing your sexual adventures in the library at Belkend. WEREN'T THESE BOOKS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FOMICRY?!
15. Realizing your partner isn't herself, but, in fact, her insane, evil, murderous replica. Oh crap...
16. You decide to be romantic and sneak into your partner's room late at night to suprise her, only to find yourself on the floor at gun-point.
17. Having your partner flip out when she finds you've accidentally discovered the buusagi plushie under her pillow
18. Notice that a buusagi has entered the room, and then getting totally weirded out by your partner calling it by your name when telling it to go away
19. Your partner accidentally says something to you in her not-as-cute voice
20. You and your partner are getting busy on the landship he manages, only to fall when you go over a nasty bump
21. Your partner randomly starts saying "PikaPikaCHUUUU" for absolutely no reason
22. Apparently your partner's avoiding royal scandal is more important than sex.
23. Your partner randomly goes into a fit of rage trying to kill someone who he apparently had wanted to get revenge on
24. Your partner gets too depressed over what happened at Akzeriuth to want sex. What the hell, will he NEVER shut up about it?!
25. Your partner starts talking in this high voice so you think he's someone else, which is just a little too sketchy...
Hope you all LOL-ed at least a little bit.
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