(A/N. this is my first fanfic ever. So don't get mad and yell or stuff like that. Just read and enjoy. Oh and I might not update for a while considering finals are kicking my ass)

Disclaimer: I dont own halo or any related stuff(really wish i did though)and I also dont own Gears of War or any related stuff

Red vs. Blue meets Gears of War

CHAPTER ONE

It was an average day for Church, spent either watching the reds talk about something or yelling at Tucker, Caboose or Sister.

"WEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FUN!!!" screamed Sister as she continuously jumped in and out of the gravity lift inside of the base.

"Goddamit! What have I told you guys about doing that!"

"Not to do it again." Replied Sister and Caboose at the same time.

"Oh my God! They both remembered what you said!" Said Tucker as he walked out of the base.

"Shut up Tucker, you aren't helping at all. Now lemme get back to watching the Re-"

"What was that?" said Caboose sounding slightly alarmed.

"It's probably another earthquake. We've been having a bunch of them lately and apparently Caboose is REALLY sensitive to that kinda thing."

After hearing this, Church feels a deep rumble coming out of the ground. Tex shows up from out of nowhere as usual, probably having heard the whole conversation.

"Did you guys blow something up again, or did I just imagine that earthquake?" said Tex as she looked at all three of them in turn.

"As funny as it would be, no it wasn't any of us that did it. Although I kinda wish it was."

"Church? Why do you wish it was us that made the ground's tummy rumble?"

"Because Caboose, every time something happens around here, it either has to do with one of us blowing up, or the ground caving in and us falling into some weird-ass hole… Which usually ends badly. Either way I just don't like it"

At that same time, on the red side of the canyon there was a similar discussion going on about the same earthquake.

"Okay Simmons, FOR THE LAST TIME! I DID NOT DO IT. Its that simple, and besides when have I EVER done anything around here except sit around and make you do all the work?"

"Sarge, he has a point there"

"Get the warthog Simmons, Its about time we checked up on those blue devils to see if theyre up to anything suspicious-like"

"Yes Sir!"

(I know, I know no GOW side of the story yet. Ill get to it. As for now I have to go make sure I don't get my comp chucked out the window by insane parents because of shitty grades on my finals. This isn't a oneshot, so just hang in there till the next update R+R appreciated, especially that creative criticism stuff)