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Random Insanity Comes in the Form of a Pink Bunny

Chapter One: And so, the Insanity Begins...

It was a typical day in New York City. The local gangs held their illegal leprechaun fighting rings. The homeless folks challenged each other in shopping cart races or other hobo competitions for a turkey sandwich and property rights to the large cardboard box behind a McDonald's. The rabid pigeons plotted their next step of their hostile plans of world domination and equality amongst man and beast... and leprechauns. (Soon to be stopped by evil aliens who also wanted to rule the Earth. So the rabid pigeons sent them off with peace between them in exchange for air fresheners and polka-dotted boxer shorts. None of the humans are aware of this... except for the "paranoid freaks" that claim that the animals have formed a conspiracy and are plotting their downfall. Only to be seized by top secret government officials to "take care of them" and sell their innards on the Black Market)

Yes, all is in order in the Big Apricot... I mean Apple and it shall remain that way as long as the Hand-Uh, Foot Clan keeps every street gang and every thug in harmonious balanceness by completely overpowering them all with butt-kicking and threats. Threats such as hiring telemarketers to call their homes during the night. Speaking of the Foot, their leader, the Shredder was out on a joy ride in his personal limo with his daughter, Karai. The Shredder stuck his head out the window to enjoy the breeze. Karai was rather... confused. For she had NEVER seen her father (or anyone else) stick their head out of a window like a labrador retriever.

"Father?" Karai said worriedly.

"WOOF! WOOF!" Oroku Saki barked in excitement and he let his tongue fly in the wind.

Karai blinked.

The limo swerved around a corner illegally, causing a few accidents. Luckily, no one was hurt... Okay, three people were killed, but they weren't important. After a few blocks of Shredder's head taking out many lampposts and mailboxes and a beggar and a pedestrian wearing an itsy-bitsy teenie-weeney yellow polka-dot bikini and her pet ocelot that was wearing matching boxer shorts, he pulled his head back in.

"DRIVER! STOP THE CAR THIS INSTANT!" the Shredder bellowed at his underpaid driver, who has never even passed Driver's Education, and he hit the breaks. The driver flew through the windshield as a result for not wearing his seatbelt and amazingly, he wasn't hurt.

"Come, Karai," the Shredder commanded his worried daughter.

"Y-Yes, father," she obeyed like the rebellious young woman she was and they both exited the luxurious vehicle and stopped at the entrance.

"Oh! This place is lovely! Let us visit!"

"Father... This is a pet store," Karai informed her loony father.

"Pet store? That sounds like a Chinese restaurant."

Karai just stared, dumbfounded. The Shredder looked down at the welcome mat that said "Wipe Your Paws".

"Karai, make sure you do what the nice mat said and wipe your paws before we enter," Shredder said to his partially frightened daughter.

"I do not have paws," Karai replied, quite irritated.

"Oh... then let us go inside," Shredder pulled the door's handle, but it wouldn't budge, "The door will not open!" he whined and he pulled harder, "Curse you, door! I demand that you open yourself this instant!"

"Father, try pushing the door," Karai suggested irritably.

"Karai, that is ridiculous!" Shredder scolded, "I have a brilliant plan! I shall push the door!"

Karai groaned as the Shredder pushed the door open. He jumped in fright and screamed like a little girl at the sound of the little bell attached at the top of the door. The woman shook her head at the sight of the almighty and powerful Shredder cowering behind a confuzzled scarlet macaw.

"Karai! What is that thing?!" Shredder pointed at the threatening bell of doomishness.

"It is a bell."

"Is it dangerous?"

"No!"

Even though his daughter told him that the tiny bell was harmless, Shredder could've sworn that it laughed evilly and threatened to turn him into a muffin. He trembled in fear until his eyes came upon a certain furry mammal(And, no, it wasn't Big Foot).

"ZOMG! It is sooo CUTE!" Shredder jumped up and clapped his hands together at the sight of the small creature before him. It was a small pink tinted bunny with abnormally long lopped ears.

"Squirble?" the pink bunny squeaked as it looked up at the hyperactive psycho.

"Who is a cute little... Karai, what is it?" Shredder turned to his all-knowing daughter.

"That is a bunny," Karai replied angrily as the Shredder turned his attention back to the curious little bunny.

"Who is a cute little bunny?" Shredder cooed at the pink puffball, "Who is a cute widdle bunny wunny?"

"He has completely lost it," Karai thought.

Oroku Saki picked up the bunny and cradled it in his arms, "Can I get it, Karai? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaasssse?"

Karai's eyes widened in shock at the pathetic sight of her father begging for her permission to adopt the pink bunny. She wanted to say no, but her daddy was acting very unpredictable lately. Who knows what he would do to her if she didn't give in to his fluffy wish.

"Fine."

"YIPPEE!" Shredder squealed like a high school girl who was made captain of the cheerleading squad then was asked to the senior prom by the hottest guy on campus.

Karai and the Shredder, with the bunny in his arms, approached the check-out.

"How much is the pink bunny?" Karai asked the clerk (who was in his early teens and was wearing geeky glasses and had his face covered with zits) unenthusiastically.

"Da pink bunneh is ninety-nine dollahs an' ninety-nine cents," the grotesque clerk replied in a squeaky voice.

"Here you go, young man!" the Shredder handed him a one-hundred dollar bill, "Keep the change!"

After that, the Shredder skipped merrily out of the pet store with his new pet in his arms with Karai following behind.

"Cheapskate...," the clerk muttered.

END OF CHAPPIE ONE!