Sorry for the late update… I even late for downloading the next chappies of Naruto manga (sigh)…

Oh, and BTW, I've decided that Kyuubi is a male… well, I just need more pervert male… (sweat drop).

Disclaimer: (SPOILER!! Skip this one and just pretend that Naruto is mine ;P ) Ok, to be honest, chap 347 almost get me a very heavy nosebleed (exclude the part when Sasuke reminiscing The Great Naruto Bridge that located near Zabuza's and Haku's grave, of course). With a naked Sasuke atop of naked Sai, and a squealing and nose bleeding Sakura… -.-" (wonder if Kishimoto-sensei draw this chapter just for yuri and yaoi fans…) Well, let just say that, if I own Naruto, those bunshin will turn out to be a naked Sasuke atop of naked Naruto, and both of them will perform something more than just posing, like kissing, licking, 'touching', 'rubbing', groping, and finally… doing it. So Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, and even Sai will faint from the nosebleed. Ufufun… Oh, and Itachi might faint from the nose bleed, too… who knows? XD (… 2 seconds later, the author got killed by Itachi's fan-girls…)

(Author is revived by Shikamaru) Shikamaru: That's it. No more spoiling news from Naruto chapters…

Summary: Naruto was hit by a jutsu, and his body turns into something small. Sasuke also hit by a jutsu, and his body also turns into… heheheh. NaruSasu, NejiGaa, future KisaIta and future mpreg.

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"Now, why am I here again?" Naruto thought, both hands on his hip. He sighed.

Uchiha Mansion

11 AM

Naruto stood in front of the Uchiha Mansion's main door. Looked hesitated whether to knock or not.

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"You want me to WHAT?!"

"Ssshh…" Sakura told Naruto to turn his volume down. "I am a girl. If I go there, his fan girls will kill me!" Sakura whispered with panic voice, sometimes stole a glance around, who knows fan girls henge as a wall… or a trash bin?!

"B-bu-but, Sakura-chaaaaann… … …" Naruto looked desperate. Damn, he didn't want in any means to see Sasuke! Of course he knew that Sakura has known that Naruto currently was trying to avoid the Uchiha. So, why—

"Ssshhh…!!" Sakura hushed him. "You're his best friend now, right?"

Naruto hesitated a moment, but nodded.

"You also know that he's been not feeling well and you're worrying him, right?"

Naruto quickly nodded.

"Well, I'm worrying him, too. He—"

"Oi, Sakura."

"… … uh-hm?"

"Why you suddenly change your mind?" Naruto frowned at Sakura.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"After you talked with Sasuke, I've guessed that you didn't want to tell me what's his problem, so you told me that he's fine, just lack some sleep. You also give me a hint about not worrying Sasuke. But after Kakashi-sensei left, you suddenly changed your mind and ask me to worry Sasuke. Why is that?" Naruto demanded.

"Because I'm his friend, too!"

"Sakura, if you think yourself as his friend, you also should have known that Sasuke wants us to not worry. But I see that after a few minutes, you suddenly turned to worrying him, and you also want me to worry him, too. That's not what he hopes from his friends. This is wrong, and I'm not that stupid to not knowing that."

"Well, actually…" Sakura exhaled, "I changed my mind after I saw Kakashi's pills…"

"Uh…? You mean that bottle with blue and white pills that he gave to Sasuke?"

"Yes."

"That's Tsunade-granny who gave him those. I heard from Kakashi, and you heard him, too. That old hag—"

THWACK!! Sakura automatically hit his head. She wasn't in the mood for playing around, but so did Naruto.

"Ow!! Sigh, anyway… that old hag is an excellent medic-nin, as you say to me everyday. So Sasuke would be fine. He would be healed in a few days!"

"… but I was suspecting that Sasuke's illness… was a bit weird… Tsunade-sama knows it, and we, his best friends, as you say, didn't know anything of it. Sasuke never visits Tsunade-sama these weeks. Tsunade-sama knows Sasuke's …weirdness… only from Kakashi. The question is, how she could know what's happen, and even know the cure? At least both of them should meet each other once, Tsunade examine him once, and then the cure is made." Sakura explained the standard process. She then touched her nose tip with her forefinger. "There's must be… must be something big behind this. And I think, the only way to find out without being suspected by Tsunade-sama, Kakashi, and Sasuke is to observe Sasuke." Sakura tapped her fingertip to her nose. Naruto felt something bad is coming. "And the person to observe him is happened to be you…!" Sakura happily exclaimed.

'Yeah… happen to be me, again.' Naruto scowled, and made a mental note to pull another nasty prank on Kakashi, who suggest that sentence before.

"I'm a girl, his fans will hunt me down! In the other hand, you're a boy, and a fan girl-repeller!"

'Ugh… that only make it even worse…they'll turn me into a fried fox with fresh finless fish atop of it (1), before I manage to take a peek of Sasuke showering in his mansion.'

Observing… not peeking. Kyuubi interrupted, before the imagination started to form inside Naruto's head.

'Shut up.'

Sometimes I hate being the only sane here. Kyuubi added.

Naruto is about to yell mentally at Kyuubi, right when he heard Sakura explaining things.

"… and you could observe him without being suspected! That's your benefit!"

"… …" Naruto couldn't argue any further. "Sigh." He felt defeated. "Fine. But I'll go home after lunch. Must not linger around him too much or he'll think of another else and starts a move…" Naruto seemed more to talking to himself rather than talking to the girl in front of him.

"Good boy." Sakura smiled of satisfaction. "Now go." She showed him the way.

Naruto could only hung his head and walked to the Uchiha Mansion, with hands in the pockets. Some small purple clouds dancing around his head.

Sakura sweat dropped.

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Now that was how he was ended in this Uchiha Mansion, again.

Naruto felt so depressed. Why did Sasuke got sick right when he wanted to avoid him? And that question will never end. Naruto sighed again. He rubbed his forehead with his fist.

RANG! RANG! RANG!

Naruto waited for a minute. Some footsteps was heard.

"… …" Sasuke opened the door, creepily—if you ask Naruto. "… what?" was his harsh question.

"Ah, uh, how are you doing, Sasuke?" Naruto greeted him with cheerful voice.

Ahh… great. Just a perfect conversation's opening. Oh, the sun shines so hot that could melt an idiot's brain into special spicy green mush. And the idiot even forgets to plan a small conversation before entering a pissed off Uchiha's house… Kyuubi commented with 'cheerful' voice.

Naruto almost glared inwardly but suddenly he felt a stronger glare coming from the Uchiha. So strong that he almost bounced back from the place where he stood.

"… … …" Sasuke, um, well, glared (duh), "I'm fine. Now go home."

Naruto almost fell over, but quickly regained his composure. It seemed that the mission 'Entering a House of a Pissed-off Sasuke' have face a great challenge and was really important to gain experience and became a Great Hokage. (A/N: Sorry, I played too much RPGs and I'm stuck … -.-")

Actually the mission will sound better if you add '… and sleep with him tonight'

Kyuubi…!! Naruto growled.

Mmhmm… Kyuubi rolled his eyes. Naruto sighed. There, Sasuke was still standing on the doorway. And glaring surrounding's air away…

Agh…!! Why that bastard always make everything so complicated??!! Naruto felt like want to jabbing his own hair, of frustration.

But you know that means this Uchiha brat is as normal as usual.

Shut up, Kyuubi!

Kyuubi rolled his eyes. Just get in and pounce him to the couch, screw him, and then ask him if—

GAHH!!! SHUT UP, KYUUBI!! SHUT. UP!!

Come on, Kit. I know you want it.

I'm trying to get over him, OK?! So stop giving me your perverted ideas!!

Hmm… fine, dobe-chan

Stop that dobe-chan -thing!!

But you like to repeat it in your mind, over and over and overagain…

Sigh. I really need a very strong aspirin after this.

"DOBE!!!"

Naruto snapped from his thought. "Er, yeah?"

"I think I've told you to go home?" Sasuke still blocking the door.

"Rrright, but I was asked by Sakura to watch you rest!"

"… … …" Sasuke didn't know why, but the word 'Sakura' always made him jealous. (wink wink)

"She wants her Sasuke-kun to get well soon, so I do this for her."

"… I see. But you've just disturbed my sleep. So get lost and tell Sakura I'll rest." Now he knew why 'Sakura' always made him jealous.

"What? You've just slept?" Naruto looked at Sasuke's face, and not-so-messy hair.

"Yes," Sasuke half-lied, "so leave."

"No. I'm here to make sure you have your medicine and sleep a lot."

"Leave."

"No."

"Leave."

Naruto slipped under Sasuke's arm, and in a flash, he has got into the living room, and flashed a victory sign. Sasuke was about to chase him and caught his collar then kick that blondie boy out of his house. But he found himself too tired to do that. So, instead, he just closed the door with a heavy sigh.

"You… …" Sasuke lazily pointed his finger to the blondie. "… …sigh. Forget it."

And Sasuke walked up stair. Naruto followed him like a little puppy, waging his tail. Sasuke felt so helpless and shook his head. He really has no energy to deal with this.

Sasuke walked into study room, a room which almost looked like a small library, with a lot of book case and a desk with two or three chair. He then pulled out one of his choice and read a novel. Meanwhile, Naruto was wandering around.

"I thought you will sleep." Naruto glanced at Sasuke once.

"I'm not in a mood to sleep." Sasuke sounded pissed.

"But you looked tired. Go to sleep." Naruto was half right. There were some grayish colors under Sasuke's eyes.

"No."

"Saaasukeee… … Sakura's going to kill me if she find out you didn't sleep now!"

"Don't care." Sasuke flipped a page.

"Grrrrhh… …" Naruto plopped down to the chair. There was a book on the desk, and a few seconds later, he stared at the book. It's a cooking book.

"… … …?" Sasuke was a bit disturbed by the sudden silence. He turned his head to find Naruto—

"… … …" …staring at the picture of lasagna.

"… Y-you want it?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"NO!" Naruto quickly put both hands in front of Sasuke's face, before Sasuke thought a slight idea to dart off to the kitchen.

"… … …" Sasuke looked a bit disappointed.

GRROOOOWWWLLLLLLL

"… … …" an awkward silence.

"… so you're hungry, dobe?" Sasuke smirked.

"… …" Naruto blushed, stubbornly shook his head.

GRROOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL

Sasuke chuckled secretly. "Hn. Come on, dobe. Let's make you a lunch before you die because of lack nutrition." Sasuke closed his novel and walked down stair, to the kitchen.

"Ramen?" Naruto called from the library.

"Nope."

"Aaawwww, you're so meeaaaaann…"

"Hn." Sasuke just smirked.

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Poke. Poke.

Twitch.

Poke. Poke.

Twitch.

Poke. Poke.

"… what. again. dobe?" Sasuke glowered at him.

"… you must sleep! How many times should I tell you that?"

"And how many times should I tell you that I'm not in the mood to sleep?"

"Aaaawww… Saaaasukeeee!! Medicine won't work well without sleep!"

"What if when I was asleep, you went rampage on the house?"

"I won't!" Naruto wailed.

"Tch. I don't trust an idiot like you." It's not like he hated him, but Naruto is unpredictable.

"… hmp." Naruto pouted.

Sasuke felt uneasy. He needed a glass of fresh water to refresh his mind.

"I'm going to the kitchen. You stay here. Touch anything and you die." Sasuke pointed harshly at him.

"Hump… OK. I'll only see, not touch."

"I'll poke your eyes out." Sasuke threatened him.

"… hmp!" Naruto glared at him and stuck his tongue out.

Sasuke was too tired to shake his head, and just walked out from the library.

The library is also known as the study room. It was full of bookcase. Dictionary, encyclopedia, world map, old literature, novel, even cooking book, you just can find anything there. Of course it also has a special bookcase with a lot of scrolls inside; you can call it scroll cases. There were many scrolls that consist of common ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. Naruto wasn't interested in scrolls, but they looked old, and some speck of dust on it. Looks like it was never been touched for years. Why? Maybe Sasuke was too lazy to read it, or Sasuke also not interested since he had mastered it all. Naruto didn't want to think about the Uchiha, he just stared to the scrolls. Hm… old and dusty. Suddenly, he got an idea. What if he make some pattern on the dust? Oh, wow, he'll be the first to make that new creation, and who know it would break the record?

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A white smoke began to emerge from the library. When Sasuke saw it, he began to panic.

'Oh, shit! I've told that dobe to not touch anything!' He quickly ran up stairs, and stopped in front of the library. The smoke was so thick that blocked most of the doorway. Sasuke couldn't see anything except white and light grey mist. However, he forced himself to see through it, and unintentionally inhaled some smoke in process.

"(cough) (cough) Naruto? (cough) (cough) Are you alright? (cough) (cough) Hurry get yourself out from there!!" Sasuke waved the white smoke away. It smelled like well done barbeque mixed with cinnamon (A/N: Don't ask XP). A few minutes later, the smoke faded away, and Sasuke was surprised that everything was still in it place. What has happened?

"(cough) (cough) Naruto?" Sasuke scanned the room. He saw a scroll lying on the floor. He back to his panic-mode.

"Shit! He has just touched a scroll!! And from all scroll, why this scroll case??!! It's the scroll case of invented and dangerous jutsus level B!!" Level B, which can't kill anybody, yet.

Sasuke quickly did a few hand sign, and some blue glowing chakra gloving his hands. Then he carefully folded the scroll back, and put it back to the case, to be safe. The blue chakra vanished no longer after he put the scroll back. Now, it's the time to went more panic, since there's no sigh of Naruto after the scroll back to its respective place.

"Naruto?" he tested. Who knows Naruto was still in that room, at least in spirit form, which is Sasuke didn't hope to.

Silence.

"Naruto?" He turned around. Oh God, please don't tell me that he has turned into any weird inhuman creature! Sasuke silently hoped.

"… squeak!"

Sasuke jumped literally. He sharpened his hearing.

"… dobe?"

"… squeak. squeaky. squeak!" a protest squeak was heard.

Sasuke quickly looked down under his feet. What if Naruto has turned into small, flying creature? And he was currently step on it? O.o

No, nothing… Thank God, Sasuke sighed of relieve. So where did that voice come out? Could it be Naruto's?

He turned his head and scanned around again.

"… squeaky. squeak!"

Now Sasuke was quite sure that left is the source of that weird squeaky voice. Maybe Naruto was trying to call him. So he turned his head to his left side. There he found… …

GAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

TBC

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(1) Fried Fox with Fresh Finless Fish atop of it… is a pun. I can't help it -.-" BTW, I love fish, and sushi… Oh, but a naked Sasuke showering in the bathroom is also smell yummy (drool)…

Phew… finally… the summary fits the story plot… (wipe sweat). Now… I'm going to cut a lot of the story plot. I only have 2 months left till June, and there'll be a hiatus. Don't tell me I haven't warned you (pouts). I don't have inet at home… (pouts more).

Oh, and …after this exam week over… I'm so going to burn down the college building… Muwahahahaha… …!!! (some men in white appears from nowhere and drag the author away from the keyboard). O-Oi!! You can't do this to me!!! It's not my fault! I'll call my lawyer!! H-hey!!

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