Jumped

Naruto crawled underneath the brush, slowly coming upon his target. He crawled behind a tree, wondering if his target was sleeping, or pretending to. Naruto walked around so that he wasn't facing the target, but rather to the side of him. And, suddenly, he ran full speed from behind the bushes and bounded for Sasuke.

Sasuke, who had been taking a nap, nearly had a heart attack. All he managed to see was a bundle of orange and yellow coming at him and landing on his legs—hard.

"Ahh!" Sasuke screeched, his voice unnaturally high-pitched.

Naruto, who was currently on Sasuke's lap, looked up at him questioningly.

"You tell no one," Sasuke commanded, glaring at him darkly.

"And why should I?" Naruto asked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, turning around on Sasuke's legs so that his back was to his legs and his face was pointed upwards.

Sasuke glared down, the angry look a façade to cover up what he was thinking.. 'Dobe's so innocent that he doesn't realize what he's doing is very suggestive…' Sasuke thought to himself evilly before leaning down, the glare still on his face, their faces mere inches apart.

Sasuke leaned down, as if for a kiss, and he knew that Naruto had figured out what Sasuke was doing long ago. He knew that Naruto was readying himself for the kiss, wanting it, now needing it

Sasuke whispered against his lips, never making contact, "Or else… I'll never touch you again…" He pulled back and stood up, forcing Naruto to roll to the ground.

'Here we go,' Sasuke told himself as Naruto jumped up, an indignant look on his face.

"You can't do that!" he yelled, stomping his foot.

"You're acting like a woman, dobe," Sasuke pointed out.

"I… you…!" Naruto yelled, not being able to form a complete sentence or a retort.

"You big baby… I put touching on hold for half a minute, and you're already going nuts…" Sasuke muttered, before pushing Naruto against the tree he had been resting under, not five minutes ago.

"Besides… I like being the one in charge…" Sasuke muttered before pulling Naruto in a chaste kiss, still somewhat awkward with actually kissing someone.

"We… we're equal," Naruto stated dumbly, stunned by Sasuke's actions.

"Yeah. We are," Sasuke admitted, walking away. Naruto was still against the tree, dumbstruck that Sasuke hadn't given some cold, sarcastic answer.

After it finally dawned on him that Sasuke was leaving him behind, he came running behind him, calling out, "Hey, wait up, teme!"

From the trees above, Sakura turned to Ino.

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"Okay, fellow yaoi fan and stalker, pay up. You owe me 30 for that one," Sakura commanded, nudging Ino in the side.

"I'm not paying!" Ino shouted indignantly. "They make a terrible couple!"

"Whether they're a good couple or not doesn't mean anything. Now, pay up or I' won't pay up for the Shino and Kiba thing," Sakura threatened.

"Fine. Here," Ino grumbled as she pulled out her money purse and passed a 20 and a 10-dollar bill.

A/N: Random Naru/Sasu fluff, along with the added bonus of Ino and Sakura being yaoi fan-girls/stalkers.