This is a entry of sorts, into a little competition on the new and (cough) improved MCBC's Paul Fan Club.

For someone who really loves Paul, I'm not exactly a sweetheart to him, am I?

Hehe…take me as I am, Slater Man!

Love Lolly.

Original Song: I'd Rather Do It With Madonna

From: The Androids

(If you can download the song and listen to it first if you haven't heard it, that'd be good. It's a very catchy tune. It's been stuck in my head all day…)

"I'd Rather Do It With Paul Slater"

-PS-

You know that Jesse's got the body.

For a ghost, I guess that he's okay...

But girls - those pants are really tiiiight...

You know he's definitely gaaaaay...

-PS-

Now Father Dominic's a hottie...

Quite wrinkly, but hey what can you do?

He's quite a hunk for an old timer...

But what I'd really like to do...

-PS-

I'd rather do it with Paul Slater...

He's what a woman's supposed to be.

He'll dress up, just for me...

-PS-

When Andy cooks it tastes amazing

For forty, he's got a perky butt...

But how would you like to be with him?

He's always sexin' Suze's mom...

-PS-

I'd rather do it with Paul Slater.

He's the epitome of femininity...

The only guy I'll ever need

Oh Paulie...have babies with me...

-PS-

I'd rather do it with Paul Slater...

He's really got me on my knees...

But if he thinks he's gonna get THAT,

Oh Paul, I'll chop of your wee-wee...

-PS-

Ooooh Paul Slater... Ooooooo Ooooooo Oooooooooooo Paul Slater...

-PS-

I'd really like to be with Dopey...

Yeah, he's a guy that I would do...

But I need someone who can count...

Higher than his IQ(...37)

-PS-

I'd rather do it with Paul Slater...

He's my gorgeous dust bunny...

Oh Paul Slater. DO IT with me.

-PS-

I'd rather do it with Paul Slater...

He's really got me...

-PS-

Have you seen him mad, kicking that cowboy's ass and then he gets punched in the nose and he goes AAAH and I go HA HAAAH

And then I wrap him in bubblewrap and POP HIM ALL NIGHT LONG -

-PS-

I'd rather do it with...

OOOOH...Paul Slater...

Just YOU...Paul Slater...

Not you JESSE...maybe later...

Unless you'll DO it with Paul Slater...

But isn't it TRUE...you're a Slater Hater...

Then I'll beCOME...a decapitator...

And I'll remove your HEAD...with an alligator...

Paul makes MEEEEE...a masturba---

...Oh look.

A bird.

Hah.