A/N: I just couldn't help it, my Muse was a insane pregnant woman whom left the CD of Buffy the Musical at work, and it was like 2 in the morning and I was bored and so I popped it in and BOoOoOoM! Suddenly I could just SEE the HP Characters singing! Mind you I sort of couldn't help some of the people I had sing. . It was just to. .. yea. . Heh. Please, Read and Review, I need something on this. It's insane even for me. .

Warnings:

Mention of Slash Relationship. Pairings are H/G, R/N, He/D and Luna's by herself. Though I might change that later. I'm not sure. .

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Buffy, or the Songs. Just the brain this fic jumped out of and trust me, that's not worth anything either.

I'LL NEVER TELL.

(Ginny sits up in bed the next morning and looks at Harry as he starts to wake up and smiles.)

This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz, the name I made I'll trade for his.
The only trouble is - I'll never tell.

(Harry sort of half grins and sits up kissing Ginnys cheek.)

She is the one, she's such wonderful fun, such passion and grace.
Warm in the night, when I'm right in her tight...embrace, tight embrace!
I'll never let her go. The love we've known can only grow.
There's just one thing that...no. I'll never tell.

(Both get up and pull on house robes as they look at each other.)

'Cause there's nothing to te - ll.

(Together they trade off lines, starting to glare at each other as the sang brings out the truths and secretes they had tried to hide from themselves as well as each other. )

He snores. She wheezes.
Say housework and he freezes.
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.
I talk, he breezes. She doesn't know what pleases.
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

(Both in unison while Harry runs his fingers through her hair and she puts her hand on his chest before both push away from each other and stand back to back starring at different things.)

The vibe gets kind of scary.
(Alternating) Like she thinks I'm more then ordinary.
Like it's all just temporary.
Like her toes are kinda hairy.

(Ginny's eyebrow raises and she pushes her hair out of her face glaring at him.)
(Both) But it's all very well.
'Cause God knows I'll never tell!

(Ginny smirks at him.)

When things get rough, he - just hides behind his Fluffy.
Now look, he's getting huffy.
'Cause he knows that I know.
(Harry raises an eyebrow wondering how she found out that he was taking care of Hagrids giant dog now that the old Grounds keeper was gone. Shaking his head he turns to her and starts in again.)

She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy.
She never
(Ginny breaks in loudly.)

His eyes are beady!
(Harry looks close to laughing)

This is my verse, hello -? She
(Ginny had turned to make a face at him then started to dance wildly, swinging her hip and kicking out her legs wildly while saying in a bewildered manner, "Look! Hey I'm dancing Crazy!". After a moment Harry joins her and they dance together.)

(Both) You kno - w
(Harry dips her lightly and smiles.)

You're quite the charmer -
(Ginny smiles to him.)

My knight in armor -
(Harry pulls her up and plays with her hair kissing her softly.)

You're the cutest of the Scoobies,
with your Hair as red as rubies,
And your firm yet supple - tight embrace!

(He looks Embarrassed a bit then they sway and sing together.)

He's swell.
She's sweller.
He'll always be my feller.
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.
I've read this ta - le, there's wedding then betrayal,
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide.

(Together.)

I lied, I said it's easy.
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell.

(Harry looks sort of queasy admitting this next line.)

Is she looking for a pot of gold?

(Ginny shrugs, always knowing that that was going to be on of his fears from the start. )
Will I look good when I've gotten old?

Will our life become too stressful if I'm never successful?
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a lemon?
(Together again holding hands yet standing apart from each other before Harry tugs on her and twirls her into his arms before dipping her and they dance.)

We could really raise the beam in making a marriage a Hell.
So thank God I'll never tell.
I swear that I'll never tell.

(Harry pulls on his day cloths.)

My lips are sealed.
(Ginny holdup her hands and then flips her skirt a little bit after fastening it then pulling on her shirt and fluffing her hair.)

I take the fifth!
(Harry swings her arm out in the air in a shooing motion while searching for his other sock.)

Nothin' to see! Move it along!
(Both look at each other suddenly.)

I'll never - tell!