SCANDAL IN THE JEEP!
This reporter is both shocked and amazed to update you on the events unfolding as the Sanzo party continues their journey to the west! The Great Sanzo Priest set out over a year ago to try and stop the destruction of Shangri La, but how close has he come? Has he visited you? Well read now on the Great Sanzo's newest Scandals, secrets, and love affairs!
This week, we have a photo of the great priest himself kissing one of his companions! Don't pull out your torches and pitchforks yet ladies, this is no woman the handsome priest is lip-locking! It is the youngest member of the party, none other then Son Goku! The pair of lovers were spotted by this lovely reporter herself outside a nearby inn. They seemed to be arguing, but a second later the pair were locked in a powerful kiss. This fangi—reporter is pleased to say the pair spent the night in the same room. Sorry ladies, looks like Priest Sanzo has got something other then women on his mind!
More scandals has yet to unfold, as it seems another companion of Priest Sanzo's is attracted to him! Oh me, oh my the excitement never stops! Sha Gojyo, the tall, long-legged red-headed man tried to force himself on the priest early this morning. The blonde monk however drew his gun, threatening the man until he backed off. Goku seems suspicious. Oh dear, will out wondrous priest be found out! Oh the Love scandal!
Cho Hakkai, the last and most mature of the group seems deeply affected by Gojyo's attraction. Could jealousy be playing a factor? What will happen to our dear healer? Will he run off into the arms of—gasp! Homura? The fearsome foursome's most hated arch enemy? And what will Gojyo think of this?
Speaking of Homura, the dark haired god seemed to be leering at our precious Son Goku lately. Will Sanzo's jealousy spike as it usually does? Will he confront Homura, or simply continue to push his lover into the arms of his most hated enemy?
Oh dear! Oh dear! The drama! What will Priest Sanzo do!? And what about Goku? How long can he take his lover pushing him away?
And where in Heaven's name is Kougaiji? When will he finally confess his love for Goku? Who will Goku chose? It seems our favorite priest is in for a rough ride!
Tune in next week for more explicit photos and shocking love triangles!
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Sanzo stared. He could only stare open mouthed at the article in front of him. His coffee had fallen to the ground some time ago, but he couldn't seem to care. He re-read the article, then read it again, and again. Maybe if he read it enough it'd disappear.
His eyes then rested on the picture of himself and Goku kissing madly in the ally. They had NOT been kissing that night! Sanzo had tripped in his yelling, and their foreheads had crashed into each other. Someone must've snapped a picture, then photoshoped it. It was very crappily done, he might add.
Still, he could only stare, before his mouth finally worked.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"
Off not to far away, a reporter giggled.
A/N: This was inspired by a moment of randomness. xD I couldn't help myself. It'll probably be the last bit of humor for a while. I don't do it very often, but I loved this.