Hi... I might make a sequal to Who are You... maybe... I'm not sure...
1. Save Luffy's Life
2. Save Zoro's life
3. Save Sanji's life and if you're a girl he will have you on the crew
4. Walk up to Luffy and tell him you think he could be King of Pirates
5. Tell him you can sword fight and challenge Zoro and cheat to beat him
6. Ask him to be on his crew
7. If he says no, challenge him to an eating contest and cheat to beat him.
8. If that still doesn't work, try #4
9. Tell him you would like to be at war with the Navy
10. Start singing really well and make sure he heard it.
11. Trip him off the dock and save his life then tell everybody on the crew you saved his life so he would fell guilty not to have you join
12. Steal Nami's stuff and hid it, when they ask you about it, show them where you hid it except tell them that your enemy took it.
13. Appear on the boat
14. Crash into the boat with your little row boat and say that your on the run from the Navy (Almost said Military there)
15. Cook Luffy some chicken and say that you can really cook well.
16. If he says he already has a chef, tell him that you can sing.
17. If he says he already has an entertainer, tell him that you could tell the Navy where he was at all times if he didn't let you join
18. Threaten
19. Bribe
20. Black Mail
21. Hold Hostage
22. Or if you don't wanna do something illegal, stowaway and think of a good reason.
23. Hold auditions for crew membership and then say that everybody fail and you were the only one who filled requirements
24. Creep him out and say that it scares away your enemies
25. Give him a bottle of Grog
26. Or meat
27. Stalk him till he finally agrees
28. Be persistent, very persistent
29. Ask him and see what happens
30. If he says no, ask why.
31. If his reason is he doesn't think you could be a pirate, tell him you placed a Time Bomb in his ship and it will only deactivate if he lets you join.
32. If his reason is he just doesn't like you, Kick him (place is oppotional)
33. Tell him that your better at swordfighting then Zoro
34. If he wants to see, say that you have no swords and hide your swords somewhere.
35. Have them reappear magically about a month after he let you join
36. Say you can keep them hidden from the Navy
37. Give them so much Gold (you can use fake gold) that they have to let you on