Credit Card Application:

Name: Molly Weasley

Occupation: Mother to several ungrateful children, wife of a lunatic and friend of the absolutely wonderful Harry Potter! (He is an absolute doll! I only wish Ronny-kins could live up to a boy like that!)

Income: "Oh, no, Molly, you don't need a job! Let's have lots of children and live in a small house and I'll work all of the time to barely support us!" Not that I complaining or anything…

Work #: Is that when you use a phelly-phone? Ronald tried using that one time…I think it might have permanently damaged him; if you know what I mean…

Insurance Provider: I won't even bother using Arthur's bloody pun.

Life Expectancy: Long enough to make sure Ronald remembers to keep his dirty underwear off of the floor!

Emergency Fund Accounts: Cookie jar under the sink. I do hope it still has money in it…unless George and Fred have been stealing from it…I should probably ground them. Even if they didn't do that, they probably did something else

Employer: My children

DOB: Oh, dear! A lady never reveals her age! Let's say that I am perpetually Twenty-five. Yes, that was a good age!

Title (Dr.; Mr.; Mrs.; ECT.): "Mum, could you do this one thing…"

Stature in five years: I'm a mother; I'm more concerned with the next five minutes.

Appearance Identification (skin markings; naval piercings; hair color; ect.): Well, I'm sort-of short, and I can sometimes be rather 'frumpy-looking', but that's not my fault, I have seven children to be concerned about.

Notes: Please don't send this to Arthur. He will talk my ear off about how he got one of these from a "real, live Muggle, Molly!"

Signature: Molly Weasley