Title: Kisuke unquestionably

Rating: G

Pairing / Characters: Urahara Kisuke

Word Count: 340 words

Warnings: Spoilers for the Soul Society arc, and some of my other works

Summary: Kisuke gets the blame for everything

A/N: This is the way I see Urahara Kisuke best. A troublemaker. But so cool…

FOR ESSY, WHEREVER YOU ARE…

The first time the water supply to the academy was dyed red, Urahara Kisuke got the blame even though he had only been at the academy for three hours and had never been out of the administration block.

It was his face, some said, even when he was behaving, you could see that he was plotting unspeakable things.

The second, and third and fourth times that the water supply was dyed green, blue and yellow, Kisuke got the blame again, even though he never admitted to doing it. Yamamoto mused that it had something to do with the fact that his troublemaking student wore gloves to class everyday for a week afterwards.

When Yamamoto came to class drunk, Kisuke was immediately singled out as the perpetrator, even though it was Kyouraku Shunsui and his partner in crime, Ukitake Jyuushirou. Neither of them blamed Kisuke for getting drunk that night, in fact, they even helped him.

When Kisuke found out that Shunsui and Jyuushirou were in love with each other, he knew just what to do to get the two of them together. The next morning, when they walked into class holding hands, Kisuke accepted the blame cheerfully enough; the sly gleam in his eyes spoke for itself.

When Kisuke was promoted to captain of the twelfth division, his squad almost immediately developed a reputation for being the forerunners of technological advancements despite the pranks that various members of the division, Kisuke himself notwithstanding, enjoyed playing. The blame was apportioned again to Kisuke; by this time it was expected.

When Urahara Kisuke created the Hougyoku and defected from Soul Society, he knew the blame would again fall on his shoulders. No one else would have had the audacity to create such an uproar in Sereitei before, and the higher ups were praying that no one ever would.

When a certain orange haired shinigami entered the spirit court with a will to commit bloody murder and the guts to back it up, it was inevitable who was behind it all.

Kisuke. Unquestionably.