The DOs and DON'Ts of Breakfast

DO allow Kakashi to beg to eat breakfast at your place before telling him no. Kakashi-begging is fun to watch.

"Pleeeeaaaassssseeee, Sakura-chan," Kakashi said, "Can I please have breakfast at your place? Your cooking is the best." Sakura ignored him in favor of trying to convince Sasuke to go out on a date with her. She could hear Kakashi and Kakashi was well aware of that fact so he continued.

"Pleeeeaaaassssseeee, Sakura-chan! Pretty please!" Kakashi was well aware of the fact that Naruto was sniggering now. And he could see Sasuke struggling not to join the blonde. Kakashi was now down on his knees in front of Sakura, causing her to stop annoying Sasuke for a moment.

"Pleeeeaaaasss-"

"Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura interrupted, looked at the hopeful look on his face, and uttered on word, "No." She then walked around him and caught up with Sasuke who hadn't stopped walking. Kakashi pouted.

DON'T invite him over for breakfast if all you have to eat is ramen.

"You can eat breakfast at my place, Kakashi-sensei," Naruto offered. Kakashi perked up a little. Naruto's cooking was almost as good as Sakura's, as long as they weren't having…

"I'm having Ramen."

…that.

"Naruto," Kakashi said, bonking him on the head, eliciting a loud "OW!" from the blonde, "No." Kakashi walked in the same direction that Sakura and Sasuke went. Maybe some more begging would cause her to give in.

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I got this idea just from thinking about the 'Good Idea, Bad Idea' thing from Animaniacs. It led me on the trail of thought that stealing Kakashi's little orange book would be a bad idea. Then I came up with a good idea for that. Then decided to just make it DOs and DON'Ts. Thus: 'The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi.' Remember, first person to review gets the next chappie dedicated to them. Smiles.

Rune