Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything associated with it…damnit.

The slamming of a door could be heard and then curses.

"Gah! I'm so god damn filthy, I'm taking a bath!" A dark and extremely blood covered youth walked in, his once green outfit now dyed dark red from the dried blood. His hair was matted and disgusting, also caked in blood. He passed by an old lady who was drinking tea. She had light bubblegum pink hair and a scowl on his face.

"Don't tell me that's the idiots blood…" she muttered under her breath.

"I'm surprised the detective even knew the word bath. I thought that was too far out of his vocabulary range." Muttered a dark and spiky haired, red eyed demon. A soft chuckle was heard behind him as a red haired and also blood stained man walked behind him. His emerald green eyes held mirth.

"I would have thought you were one to say that about Kuwabara." Kurama murmured, looking innocently outside.

"Speaking of that baka, where is he?" the woman asked, her voice gruff, yet held an extremely small bit of softness. She had to admit, it was fun making fun of the two humans with the two demons.

Suddenly, an orange haired young man entered, his face looking like he was in pain.

"IT'S HARD!! TOO HARD!" He screamed, then ran into the bathroom that Yusuke was in, closing the door.

Hiei looked like he had heard too much, Kuwabara looked freaked out, and Genkai looked like she would pass out.

"…I hope…he didn't mean…what we all…think he meant…" Kurama muttered, rubbing his temples. Hiei and Genkai could just nod in agreement. The door opened yet again, showing a young girl with short brown hair and a blue uniform on, followed by a man with the words JR on his forehead, and a binki in his mouth. They both watched the three-paled people in the room.

"Kurama…Hiei…Genkai…what's the matter?" asked Keiko, looking around. It unnerved her to see these three that have faced so many dangers in their life look this sick. But it was all about to get worse…for all of them.

"We just heard…a bit too much information…we're fine now…" Genkai muttered. She and the rest of the people paled again when they heard what was coming from the bathroom.

"Ung….uuuuunnn….."

"Harder! Push it hard in man geez!"

"I'm trying Urameshi….oh god…"

"What?"

"…..It's stuck."

"Your kidding me!!! Let it out!!! Let it out!!"

Heavy breathing was heard in the doorway. The group outside had their ears to the door listening…well…Keiko did…everyone else just stayed away.

"Is he….he….gay?….and cheating on me?" Keiko asked. Kurama put his hands over his ears while Genkai, Hiei, and Koenma looked as if they would puke.

"Uh..Uh…It's out!"

"Wooo!"

"Hey!! Your getting me wet…damn it's warm."

"Well duh baka…"

Keiko had enough of that and kicked open the door, showing Kuwabara zipping up his pants, water dripping off of his arms from when Yusuke splashed him for the hell of it. Yusuke and Kuwabara blushed deeply.

"Uh…K…Keiko..w…what are you..d…d…doing?" Yusuke asked? He looked behind her to see a pale Genkai, Kurama, and Hiei slowly regaining color, and looking away in disgust, and a fainted Koenma.

"Y…you mean…your not gay Yusuke?.."

"Hell No!!!"

"Ok then…I'll just…go now…" Keiko muttered horror struck from what she saw and completely embarrassed.

Koenma: Moral of the story: Never be constipated in the same bathroom as your best friend.

Tell me what you think I had this idea for a while and I wanted to test it out. Please R&R. And please, a little request from me to you: If you tell your friends about this story, do not tell them if it has yaoi in it or not, and make them read the entire thing MAKE THEM I TELL YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA….(cough)

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3 Inwe