Ok everyone…this is going to make little to no sense, so we figured we'd be real nice and give you a warning…

Welcome one and all to the freak show we like to call Chiru's bedroom where many frightening things take place. For instance, Izumi brings her Gamecube over when she spends the night. All through the night, literally we play Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. Some of these stories are from those little battles when our imaginations went a little to wild.

---begin random one-shot #1---

"I can't play with this bloody hair hanging from my ceiling!" Chiru yells.

"Well, I'm not gonna wear it, it gets all tangled when I get overly active." Izumi retorts.

"Get it off my ceiling!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No."

"Yes!"

"…"

"…HEY!" Izumi yells at her own fault

"Stupid hag." Chiru says all Sasuke-emo like.

"Hey you little Chiky! I am 8 months your senior, RESPECT ME!!"

"I'll respect you like I respect Guy sensei's hug of doom." Chiru says.

"Hug of doom?"

"Yeah, you get hit by the dude, called an idiot and then told you are a great person and hugged to the point your spine is crushed." she said as if she was telling me about her day.

"Sounds scary. But it almost sounds like something Gaara would try to tell everyone to watch out for because love is a scary thing that will kill people."

"Hey, that would make for a neat one shot." Chiru yells!

In the World of Naruto

A bunch of Genin from Sand and Leaf villages sat in a clearing that they had found where they could talk in peace from the adults.

"I'm telling you that if you get hugged, you will get your spine crushed and die." Gaara from Sand warned anyone who would listen to him.

"Gaara, that doesn't even make sense…" Haruno Sakura said.

Gaara nodded his head hard, "Yeah it does! Don't get hugged or else you might get killed!"

"Yup, Gaara's lost it now," Nara Shikamaru sighed.

"I am not crazy!" Gaara said all emo like and twitched.

"Suuuuure," Uchiha Sasuke said, looking smugly at the red head from Sand village.

"Ok, well I have training with Gai sensei now, so I'm going to leave," Rock Lee said getting up and dusting the dried and ugly grass that clung to his precious green jumpsuit.

"Bye, Lee," everyone shouted after him.

"Watch out for the hugs!" Gaara called after him, "That's why my family won't hug me because they know that I know that hugs are really deadly."

Every one looked at him, not knowing what to say.

"… what? Its true." He said to the group.

"So, who wants to go watch Lee get whooped by Gai?" Hyuuga Neji asked the group. Every knew that he didn't really go to watch Lee get hurt but just to watch Lee since he had a really obvious crush on him.

"Sure, any time," hyper active Uzumaki Naruto chimed in.

The group went down to watch Lee spar with Gai. It was very hard to tell which was which because of the outfit's the two wore that were identical. Even their hair was identical, the same black and shiny bowl cuts.

"Idiot! Your defenses are so weak!" Gai sensei yelled at Lee. He nailed him in the face with a fist. Lee Flew about fifteen feet and landed with a thud.

Gai ran over to Lee and got down next to him, "Lee, are you ok?"

Lee pushed himself up to a sitting position and faced Gai, tears were in his eyes.

Gai's eyes were no drier, "Lee! You are such a wonderful person!" he said.

"Gai Sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai Sensei!"

"Lee!"

Gai Sensei grabbed Lee up in a bear hug and squeezed him tight.

"Gai sensei…I…I…can't…breath." Lee gasped

Gai hugged tighter and to the amazement to every one in the stands, there was a loud snap.

They watched Lee slide to the ground and every one looked at Gaara who stood with a "Ha-ha-told-you-so" smirk.

"We'll never hear the end of this one," Yamanaka Ino sighed.

BACK WITH CHIRU AND IZUMI

"Dude…that's messed up," Izumi stared, horrified as Chiru laughed and laughed and laughed about the little scenario.

"That's really messed up…"

"Will you get your freaking hair off my ceiling NOW?"