Kensou & Shingo

It was the evening shift, another hour before it was time to close shoppe for the day.

"About damn time. Another hour before I can cash out and leave this stupid shoppe," Iori grumbles to himself while he mops the floors. Chang and Choi were tending to the cash register.

Moments later, two more customers enter the shoppe.

It was none other than Kensou and Shingo.

"Oh great. Kyo's ass-kissing student and Athena's lame-duck boyfriend are here," Iori says under his breath.

"Oh yeah! Time for some ice-cream!" Shingo cheers as he ran up toward the counter.

"I wonder if they have steamed-bun flavored ice-cream here," Kensou says, licking his lips.

Both guys unknowingly began to slip on the wet floor Iori had mopped over and began sliding. Shingo slid forward and crashes into the ice-cream case, cracking the glass on it. Kensou slides backwards and over to Iori, crashing into him as Iori then falls face-first into his bucket of mop-water.

"Oops, sorry man," Kensou says with a cheesy smile. Iori just laid there with his face still in the water, tapping his fingers on the floor in frustration.

Back at the front counter, Shingo was ready to take his order.

"What will ya have?" Choi asks him.

Before Shingo could place his order, Kensou rushes next to him and places his.

"I'll take forty-three scoops of meat-bun flavored ice cream," Kensou pipes in.

"And I'll take ten gallons of Dark Chocolate Diarrhea Delight!" Shingo adds.

Chang, Choi, and even Iori all gave a 'WTF' look at the two's order.

"Wait…with an order like that, I'll be walking away this evening with a load of cash…" Iori says with a grin. "Maybe this will be worth all the hassle…"

After about five minutes of hauling all of the ice needed from the back room, Chang and Choi finally give the two their order. Shingo's ice cream was inside a bathtub, and Kensou's was stacked high like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Thanks man!" both men say simultaneously as they grab their ice cream. Shingo dunks his head into the tub and began slurping up the chocolate, while Kensou began chomping down the tower of ice cream as if he were Pac-Man.

"Pigs…" Iori says, rolling his eyes. "Hey Kyo! I'm ready to clock out!" Iori yells toward the back room.

"Kyo?!" Shingo says as he sprung his head out of the chocolate. He turns and sees Kyo walking out to the front of the shoppe.

"KYO-SAN!" Shingo squeals in delight as he dives straight at Kyo.

"Oh no, Shingo!" Kyo yells in shock as Shingo clung onto him like static laundry. Kyo tries his best to pry his student off of him, but fails. After deciding to give up, Kyo drags himself to Iori.

"I guess it is that time. So how much did we make?" Kyo asks.

"Oh yeah, I forgot. That'll be $700 total," Chang says to the two boys.

Both Kensou and Shingo stop and look at each other.

"You're paying, right?" Shingo asks.

"I thought you were paying!" Kensou asks him.

"You mean to tell me you two don't have any money?" Choi asks.

Both guys shook their heads simultaneously and gulps.

"THE HELL…?" Iori says as he stomps toward the two guys. Shingo screams and began to run away from him. Iori was starting to catch up, but turns a corner and trips over the tub of ice cream and falls in headfirst. He steps out covered completely in chocolate ice cream.

Iori was now very pissed.

"THAT DOES IT! I SPENT ALL DAY WORKING AT THIS DAMN SHOPPE AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE TODAY WITH NOTHING!" Iori yells, igniting his purple flame powers.

"Uh oh…" everyone says as Iori started going berserk and began burning down his shoppe in a blind rage.

"RUN AWAY!" Chang yells as he, Choi, Kyo, Shingo, and Kensou ran out the shoppe before it collapses.

After the shoppe had fell, Iori emerges from the rubble and walks away seemingly unhurt.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home," he says as he heads down the street.

Everyone stands there and looks at each other, before Chang spoke up.

"So… do we get a promotion?" Chang asks.

"Oh shut up..." Kyo says, slumping to the ground.

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