Disclaimer: I don't own KND: Codename Kids next door. BUT…. I do own this plushie I made of Numbah 4! "Strokes it" MUAHAHAH! I'M INSANE!

Ahem. Er…sorry about that. I've just had some chocolate. And I really don't have a plushie of Numbah 4. I wish I did though.

LilP: TADA! Here it is! A NEW KND STORY FILLED WITH INSANENESS FROM THE MIND OF A TEENAGER WITH MONO! Yes, it has attacked my brain, thus, I've gone insane! (Hey, it rhymes!) Be warned though, this story contains major weirdness, such as evil chipmunks and Numbah 1's without pants. GAHAHAHH! (And no, this is not a perverted Numbah 1 story.)

Chapter One

"It's my best yet, Numbah 1!"

Numbah 1 shielded his eyes. The sun roof was permitting him from seeing the ship properly. Numbah 2 had just finished it, and as he had said, it looked like his best yet. Even the inside was furnished with comfortable seats and emergency packs.

"So this is why you've been hiding in here for so long. Good work, Numbah 2. It's excellent. Perfect for our mission to Jamaica. You said it was designed for long distances?"

Hoagie nodded so enthusiastically, he had to catch the goggles on his head from falling. "Of course! This baby could definitely travel 2000 miles!" He slapped the side of ship. "She's a beauty, alright"

Numbah 1 raised his eyebrows and walked towards the door. "Well, if you have any finishing touches, do them now. We're leaving tomorrow at 6:00 AM. I'll see you then." The door slammed shut.

"6:00 AM? What? Why so early?" Numbah 2 looked back at the ship. "Yeah, you're definitely one of the best things I've ever made. Let's work your magic tomorrow, and maybe we'll impress Numbah 5!"

Hoagie just didn't seem to realize he was talking to an inanimate object.

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Early, at 5:30 AM, Nigel rose from his bed. He hobbled over to his bathroom, scratching his bald, shiny head. (Of course it has to be shiny. Oh hey! Those two sentences rhymed!) Immediately after he washed his face, he slapped on his sunglasses. He liked the way they made him look. He felt like James Bond. (Hardee Har!) Smirking, he made his way to gather some of the supplies he needed for the mission.

Early, at 5:35 AM, Abby stumbled out of her bed, rubbing the sleep out of her eye. Hastily, she got into the shower and was out of there after 10 minutes. After getting dressed, she grabbed her mp3 player and set out for the kitchen.

Semi-early, at 5:45 AM, Kuki arose from her rainbow monkey empire (AKA her bed) and started humming a song while she brushed her long, black hair. She had taken a shower the night before, so there was no need to wash up. Finally, after brushing her teeth and dressing in her usual attire, she was out the door, rainbow monkey in hand.

Late, at 5:55 AM, Hoagie and Wally both jumped up from their sleeping spots. (In their separate rooms, of course.) At the same time, their eyes went to their alarm clocks and they scrambled up, getting dressed and washing up as quickly as they could. Grumbling, they left their rooms and entered the kitchen to find Numbah 1, 3, and 5 waiting.

"Good job, boys. You were almost late there. 1 more minute and you would have been late." Nigel informed them as he tapped his silver watch, which was usually covered by the red sleeve of his shirt. "We'll be leaving then"

All of the operatives went to the ship room. Kuki gasped at the new ship's shininess.

"Ooh, it's so shiny! Great color, Numbah 2!"

Wally looked in awe at the new specimen. "Wow, mate, it's so awesome! Ah can't wait to see the look on all the other operatives' faces at the moon base when we arrive in this next time we go there!"

Then there was Numbah 5. After everyone else had gone in the ship except her and Numbah 2, she turned to him with a smile on her face. "Great job, Hoagie" She put a hand on his shoulder and then walked into the ship.

Hoagie felt like he was walking on air when he himself decided to enter the ship.

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Three hours into the trip, things were going smoothly. Hoagie was watching out for planes and things, and had a relaxed look on his face. The thing Abby had told him earlier kept ringing in his head. "Great job, Hoagie"

The clouds zipped by the windows. Kuki was currently looking at all the balls of fluff and giggling, for some odd reason. We'll never know what she's giggling about.

Abby was listening to some hip-hoppy music on her mp3 player, reading a Vogue magazine and chewing bubble gum. Her red hat was perched on her head, as usual. Occasionally she would glance in Numbah 2's direction. This also, was mysterious.

Wally was sleeping. Enough said. They'll be more about this hunk later.

And Nigel? Well, he was typing on a laptop. He was typing something about asparagus. Ah, yet another mystery on this ship of…shiny covering.

Suddenly, there was a sound. Yes, a sound. It was not a pleasant sound.

Hoagie cursed under his breath and pressed the emergency button furiously. All it did was make an amusing beeping sound (Also, it was quite annoying), which woke Wally up.

"What in the cruddy hell?"

Nigel clutched his seat, as he felt like they were moving downward. "Er.. Numbah 2, did you take the ship out for a test drive around the city before today?"

Hoagie clutched the steering wheel and slapped his head. "GAH! No, I didn't"

Nigel swallowed. "I think you should've done that".

Abby turned off the mp3 player and threw down her magazine, jumping up from her seat. "What did you do, Numbah 2?" She growled.

Hoagie had no time to tell her. He pushed her back to her seat with his other arm that wasn't holding onto the wheel. "Stay sitting! We're going downward!"

Kuki was not giggling anymore. She tightened her seat belt and grabbed Numbah 4's hand.

Suddenly, there was a big jolt. Then, the ship made a sound like it was relieving air.

"Prepare for impact!" Numbah 2 yelled as he pulled up on the steering wheel, trying to make it so they didn't crash that hard. Wait, where were they going to crash? Weren't they over open water? Hold on a second! LAND HO! There seemed to be an island near by. If only he could delay the crash a little longer, they would land at least a little safer…

"AHHHHHHHH! PRAY TO THE RAINBOW MONKEY GODS!" Kuki screamed as she tightened her grip on Wally's hand. Wally winced and tried to pry it away. He didn't know how to react to the crash. He was angry, that was all he knew.

"Oh, dat boy is so going to pay for dis!" Numbah 5 muttered as she readied herself for the impact. But then a certain someone was making the situation worse…

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!"

Do I really have to say who that is? Figure it out.

Hoagie used all the muscles in his arms to pull up on the steering wheel. (Which was quite a bit. He wasn't chubby anymore. But he's not like a body builder or anything) He grit his teeth. "Be ready!"

The island was right below them now, and they were soaring towards a spot that was fortunately not covered with trees. Unfortunately, they weren't going to land as softly as Numbah 2 wanted.

There was a sickening crash and all of the members of Sector V screamed.

End of Chapter One

Oh so humorous! Muahahhaha! Oops, I killed them all. JUST KIDDING. You little minxes, you'd actually think I'd make them die? Well, who would be the characters after them?

Hmm.

Squirrels! They could be the characters! And then…and then…the snakes would become their friends! They would all dance in the moonlight together! Er…

Okay. I'm done now. Please R&R despite my insanity. It's almost midnight.