(A/N): Chapter 7! Hiya!! Finally I am updating all of this! haha. Well, I am sorry to say, this is also the final chapter. :( You all probably noticed a trend, right? I have been posting the final chapters to a lot of my fics. I'm sorry, but I just have so much to catch up on, and I want to finish my other fic. :( Sorry, I hope you all will find it in your hearts to forgive me. Well, on with the story. Ja ne!

Things Really Went Wrong, Didn't They?

Insert: Mission Impossible theme song

Noriko and Suguru looked at each other in confusion as the room began to fill with smoke. The two were working together on a song that Nittle Grasper and Bad Luck were to do together (all Ryuichi's idea, of course) and were just finishing the wraps on the beat when they began to choke at the smoke.

"What is this?" Suguru asked, covering his mouth and nose with his shirt sleeve.

"I don't know, but it's creepy." Noriko answered, looking around the room, but the smoke was so thick she couldn't see two feet in front of her.

"WHOAH! Look that that!" Suguru yelled, hiding behind Noriko as the door to the studio opened slowly.

Stepping inside were...Darth Vader and Scream?

'WAH! DON'T KILL ME, DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE HER, TAKE HER!!!!" Suguru yelled, pushing Noriko closer to the odd pairing that just entered the room.

"HEY! Some kind of man you are!"

"I'm sixteen. I'm still a growing boy with a life ahead of me."

"LIKE I DON'T HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE!"

"But, you got the see the dinosaurs...What more could you want to see in life?"

"WHY YOU LITTLE--"

Noriko raised her fist at Suguru but Darth Vader stopped her. She turned to him and snatched her fist out of his grip.

"What do you want?" she asked angrily.

"Noriko, I..am...your...father..." Darth Vader's distinct, computer voice said.

"I just want the keyboards." Scream said with a freakish laugh.

"NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suguru cried, rivers of tears flowing down his face, clinging to his keyboard for dear life.

Noriko stared at Darth Vader with wide eyes.

"Daddy?" she said. "I haven't seen you in fifteen years..."

"May...the...force...be...with...you..."

"GIVE ME THE KEYBOARD!" Scream yelled, trying to pry the keyboard out of Suguru's arms.

"NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"LET IT GO, YA LITTLE BRAT!"

"OLD HAG! NOBODY WATCHED YOUR MOVIES ANYWAY!!"

Scream continued to try and pry the keyboard out of his hands while Darth Vader turned away from Noriko who was staring at him with wide eyes filled with admiration. He pulled out of his belt a green lightsaber.

"Scream...use this... And may the force...be with you..."

"Thanks, dude." Scream took the light saber and lit it, turning it into the dangerous weapon it was. He turned to Suguru. "Now, you brat, HAND OVER THE KEYBOARD!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"GIVE IT TO ME, BRAT, OR I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THE CRUSH YOU HAVE ON K-SAN!"

"WHAAT?!" Suguru yelled, his eyes bugged out of their sockets.

"You have a crush on K? HAHAHA!" Noriko said, doubling over in laughter.

"YOU BASTARD!" Suguru yelled reaching up to grab Scream's face.

Scream backed away. "Watch it, brat!"

Noriko regained her composure and turned back to Darth Vader. Her eyes filled with admiration again.

"Father...may I see your face? I want to remember what you look like."

"Um...that's...that's not a good idea..."

"Why not?" she asked, reaching up to remove Darth's helmet.

"Um...because...um...I...I have acne..."

"I don't care about that, silly." she still reached for the helmet. Darth began to back away.

"No! Wait! I have the flu...chicken pox...ghonnoria! STOP!"

"STOP, YOU BRAT!"

Suguru's hands grabbed Scream's mask and Noriko's hands got around Darth's helmet and they were removed. Suguru and Noriko stared in shock at who they saw under the masks.

"K-san?!" Noriko yelled.

"TOHMA!" Suguru yelled.

K and Tohma stood in embarrassment for a few minutes then bursted out laughing.

"You should have seen your faces! It was priceless!" Tohma said, wiping his eyes from the tears of laughter.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves!" Noriko said, tears filling in her eyes. "You KNOW how sensitive about my father! K-san, you should be ashamed for even telling me that line! 'Noriko, I am your father.' Tsk! And, you, Tohma! Playing with your cousin's mind like that, and then announcing his love for his manager, while his manager was there! What's wrong with you?!"

Tohma scratched his cheek and K shrugged, then walked over to Suguru. He leaned no chalantly against the wall near him.

"So...you like me, huh?"

Suguru blushed and ran out crying.

"You are sooo evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he disappeared out of the door.

Noriko glared at them.

"Hey, don't look at us, it was all Ryuichi and Shuichi's idea." K said, backing away at the death glare on Noriko's face.

"Yeah, those two troublemakers came into my office while K-san and I were discussing the new song Bad Luck and Grasper are doing together. It was just too good. We couldn't resist."

Noriko heard giggling behind her. She turned to see Ryuichi and Shuichi's heads in the doorway, giggling like the idiots they were. They stopped and laughed nervously at the glare Noriko gave them.

"Ah, come on, Noriko-chan, no hard feelings, right?" Ryuichi said rubbing the back of his head.

"I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The two gulped and took off running as Noriko chased after them. Tohma turned to K.

"Well, why don't we get back to our discussion we had before, shall we?"

"Yes, sir, Mr. Boss-man."

The two left the room and headed back towards Tohma's office.

"So, Sachou, sir, does Suguru really have a crush on me?"

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Shuichi walked into Yuki and his apartment around sunset, utterly exhausted and gently nursing multiple injuries to the face (many, many lumps where Noriko beat him on the head, busted lip, black eyes...etc), and wondered how Ryuichi was doing sporting his injuries. Yuki heard Shuichi come in and walked to the doorway of his study and watched his beat up lover drag his feet down the hall.

He raised an eyebrow at Shuichi. "What happened to you?"

"SCREW OFF! I'M GOING TO BED!"

Shuichi slammed the bedroom door. Yuki, standing in shock at Shuichi's outburst, shrugged and went back into his study.