Hey. I know that you guys are probably, like, not caring; but this is going to be it. This is just to tell you what the hell is wrong with Sasuke.

Sasuke is a vampire reincarnate. But he has two souls in him. One that's vampire's and one that's his. The vampire's name is Sensuke.

Naruto is also a reincarnation of a vampire. In fact, his vampire was Sensuke's lover.

So when "Sasuke" was doing all that weird shit, it was actually Sensuke trying to show his love for Naruto.

Now. Sasuke also loves Naruto, but he's in denial. So Sensuke's trying to get him to realize his love so "they" can sleep with him.

Sensuke is "perfect". Hence the name "The Opposite of Perfection". Cuz' Sasuke is technically Sensuke's opposite.

And that's it. There's more shit to it, but that's all I got. So I hope you are now not so much confused anymore. But if you still are, I'd be happy to answer any questions in you reviews. If you review. Please review.

I'm so sorry that it had to end like this but I wasn't going to write any time soon. So at least I solved the mystery.

I hope you can think of this story as finished.

Much luv.

Please review. Please.