Mother's day

Itachi stared at the grave of her parents. Since Sasuke was obsessed with his training with the gay pedophile, she knew she would be all alone in the Uchiha burial ground and could talk to her parents alone. "Oka-san… I'm so sorry. I meant to let you live and raise Sasuke, but I had no idea the bastard would use such a powerful Genjutsu to make me attack you so he could kill me. Please forgive me and enjoy your life in Heaven," she said before turning to her father's grave marker with a scowl. "You bastard, it's because of you that I went crazy! You pushed me and pushed me until I was ready to snap and then tried to corrupt Sasuke! Thanks to your constant comparison of him to me and never acknowledging him before I started to resist you, he's gone to Orochimaru for power and betrayed the village! I hope you're happy in Hell!" she growled before spitting on the grave.

"Wow… that jutsu has really done a number on your mind, hasn't it?" asked a familiar voice.

Itachi spun around to see a blond kitsune hanyou staring at her with a red nine tailed kitsune growling by his side and ready to pounce on Itachi the moment she made a wrong move. "Naruto-kun… why are you here?"

"I was passing by… the night you attempted to kidnap me I found out my father was the Yondaime and I was looking for his grave since my mother was buried with him. The villagers never let me know where it was since they were afraid I'd destroy it. Now why are you here?" countered Naruto.

"Ever since you forced this transformation on me… I've been calmer, more rational. When I slaughtered the clan I was barely sane enough to keep from wanting to kill mother and Sasuke. Thanks to Fugaku-teme my mother, the one person to not push me when I was young, is dead. I came to pay my respects to her and curse Fugaku," said Itachi. "Your jutsu has helped me regain my sanity. It has been a slow process, but I'm now sorry for the things I've done in the past."

'Naruto, she is telling the truth,' said Kouen over the siblings' mental link.

"Alright, I'll leave you with your family," said Naruto before he started to turn away.

"Wait," said Itachi, causing the blond to turn and stare at her. "I can show you where the Yondaime's grave is if you want…"

"Lead the way," said Naruto.

(0o0o0)

Hinata sighed as she looked at the grave of her beloved mother, who had died shortly after Hanabi was born. "Oka-san… I finally confessed to Naruto-kun after I saved his life. We're married by kitsune standards now and I've never been happier since you left us. I've met Kouen-nee-san, AKA Kyuubi no Kitsune, Naruto-kun's big sister and she's helped me become more confident in myself. But because her chakra flooded my system and I became a kitsune hanyou like Naruto-kun the council forced me out of the clan. The worst part is Hiashi-san didn't try to stop them," said Hinata as she laid a bouquet of fresh flowers on her mother's grave. "I remember you used to tell me Naruto-kun was a hero and I should always respect him. I know if you were here now you would be treating him like your own son. I miss you, oka-san… please continue to watch over Hanabi-chan, Neji-ni-san, and me." As Hinata finished her prayer and placed an incense stick in front of her mother's grave, she caught the scent of Naruto and Kouen on the wind as well as Itachi. With a growl, Hinata leapt off towards her mate.

(0o0o0)

"Woah," said Naruto as he stared at the giant flame statue that was the grave of the Yondaime. "They really respected my dad."

"He was a great shinobi. I mean, he beat me, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, and sealed me up in you!" declared Kouen as one of her tails poked Naruto's stomach, causing him to giggle.

"Growing up, Yondaime was my idol. I wanted to be just as strong as him one day," said Itachi softly.

Naruto walked up to the statue and lightly brushed his hand over the golden kanji that spelled out Kazama Arashi and Uzumaki Kairi. "Hello, otou-san, oka-san… I finally get to meet you. Heh, and I had to be escorted here by an S-rank missing nin to do that. The villagers never followed your wishes… but I found people precious to me that I fight for. Kakashi-sensei, Sakura-chan, Konohamaru, Neji, Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji… even that bastard Sasuke. But the most precious person to me is Hinata-chan. Even when she learned about Kouen-nee-chan and met her face to face inside her mind, Hinata-chan didn't care about that and declared she still loved me. She's the best thing to ever happen with my life." said Naruto.

"Naruto-kun!" yelled Hinata as she burst into the memorial clearing, causing Naruto and Itachi to both spin around. "Get away from him… her… whatever!" she cried as she glared at Itachi.

"Woah! I'm not trying to kidnap him! With my luck and based on the last two attempts when someone strong showed up to save him, Yondaime-sama himself will return to life to kill me!" yelled Itachi as she frantically waved her arms. Hinata stared at the Uchiha girl for a long moment before relaxing.

"So why are you here?" she asked.

"I was paying my respects to my mother and cursing Fugaku-teme," said Itachi. "Naruto-kun found me and asked the same question you did, then mentioned his father and how he was searching for his parents' grave. I offered to lead him here." Itachi then explained how her new body had cured the insanity caused by Fugaku pushing her so hard when she was an ANBU captain.

"It seems like neither of us had very good fathers," said Hinata softly from where she had sunk to the ground while listening to Itachi.

"Well, at least you didn't go crazy and kill the branch family with the caged bird seal then slaughter the main house family and leave your little sister to become an avenger seeking to kill you," countered Itachi.

"You didn't have your father constantly tell you how worthless you were and call the person you love a monster," replied Hinata.

"And neither of you had to deal with growing up in a village that hates you, so I win the unhappy childhood contest!" declared Naruto. Both of the girls stared at him for a second before breaking out in giggles and hugging him. Naruto got the same feeling from Itachi that he got from Kouen when she hugged him, while Hinata's hug was filled with love.

"I guess I'd better go. Oh yes, Leader-sama has put all acquisition of the Biju on hold for three years, so unless you run into one of my associates you shouldn't see any of us until then," said Itachi as she reluctantly stood up to leave.

"Hey… Itachi…" said Naruto, causing the Uchiha girl to stop and stare at him. "Thanks for helping me meet my parents, it meant a lot to me."

"You're welcome, Naruto," said Itachi with a soft smile. "Maybe if you can kill the rest of Akatsuki and Orochimaru, I can beat some sense into my idiot brother and we can be a family again. If not… I wish I could have had a little brother like you." With that, Itachi used a Konoha Shunshin to disappear and reappear outside the walls of Konoha.

"Sayanora, Itachi-nee-san," said Naruto before he helped Hinata up and they went to have ramen at Ichiraku.

(0o0o0)

Itachi sighed as she walked into the Akatsuki hide out. Being back in Konoha and talking with Naruto and Hinata had made her decision of what to do next fairly easy. She would leave the organization and strike out on her own. But first… she needed a shower. Entering the hot springs built into the base, Itachi didn't realize she had entered the male's side like she used to until she crashed into someone. "Watch were you're going, un!" growled Deidara as he spun around after drying off his hair, only to realize he was staring at Itachi with his only means of covering himself held above his head around his hair. Both Deidara and Itachi's faces quickly resembled tomatoes. However, Deidara had an even bigger problem. Itachi had hung up her Akatsuki cloak as she entered the baths and the simple shirts and pants she had been wearing clung to her body in the steamy air. And there was currently nothing to hide his reaction to the sight of Itachi's body. Itachi started to back away, only to slip on Deidara's dropped soap and start to fall backwards. Deidara reacted on instinct and grabbed Itachi, resulting in them being face to face and their bodies pressing together. Then the wet floor caused Deidara to lose his grip and the two fell to the ground, causing their lips to meet. Deidara's eyes widened while Itachi's face was even redder. The Uchiha girl quickly slipped out of Deidara's arms and ran to her room, making sure to grab her cloak as she did so. Luckily, she met none of the other organization members during her flight and she made it to her room safely.

'Oh my god… his lips touched mine… I felt his body… his manhood!' Itachi thought as she collapsed onto her bed in a daze. The sound of a gentle knock brought her out of the daze and she opened the door to her room to reveal an embarrassed Deidara.

"Itachi… can we please talk, un?" asked the clay user.

"Alright," said Itachi as she let him in. Once Deidara was seated and she had passed him a bottle of water from her mini-fridge while sipping from one herself, she looked at him with a blush still staining her cheeks.

"I want to apologize for my actions, I know you're still uncomfortable in that body and our little incident probably didn't help at all, un." said Deidara.

"It wasn't your fault, I wasn't watching where I was going and went into the men's baths like I did for the past six years," said Itachi. "I just wish my first kiss had been a little more special—" she was cut off as Deidara gently pressed his lips to hers, causing her eyes to widen for a moment before she kissed him back. The two broke apart blushing since this had been their second kiss. "That was much more enjoyable," murmured Itachi softly as she smiled at Deidara, who blushed.

"I'm glad it made up for the first one, un," said Deidara before he stood up to leave. Itachi watched him go before falling backwards onto her bed with a smile.

(0o0o0)

The next few days had the rest of the Akatsuki members scared. Itachi was walking around humming, smiling, and in general acting like a normal girl, albeit one that could trap them in a powerful Genjutsu before roasting them with flames hotter than the sun if they pissed her off. Tobi and Deidara seemed to be the only ones safe from her wrath, Tobi because Itachi couldn't bring herself to hurt the goofy kid, and Deidara because he was the reason she was on cloud nine. Kisame got off lightly compared to most since he knew from the way Itachi was acting exactly what happened since he'd seen the same look and behavior on his mermaid girlfriend Nijimasu (Rainbow trout) after their first kiss and was able to avoid mentioning many things that would set her off.

(0o0o0)

Deidara was walking by Itachi's room thinking about his next piece of artwork when the door opened, a hand grabbed him and pulled him inside, a clone of Itachi henged into him and went to his room to 'sleep', and the door closed before he could react. Itachi locked the door before stepping back and letting Deidara see she was wearing her Akatsuki cloak over something, but he couldn't tell what.

"Itachi, what's mmmpppphhhhh!" gasped Deidara before his eyes widened as Itachi's lips pressed into his. Her hands wrapped around his back and her tongue slipped into his mouth, causing him to moan. Their tongues dueled for a few moments while Deidara embraced Itachi, seeing as how she was not letting him go. When they finally broke for air, Deidara had only one thing to say. "Why are you doing this, Itachi. un?" he asked softly.

"I've gone all the way girl… I don't want to go back to my old body any more. I'm finally happy with my life and I want to live it to the fullest. And you were my first kiss, I couldn't get the memory out of my head," said Itachi with a blush tinting her cheeks.

"Well, who am I to displease a pretty lady, un?" asked Deidara before he kissed her again. As he did so, one of his hands gently caressed her lower back, causing Itachi to moan happily. She then reached up and undid Deidara's cloak, pushing it off his shoulders to reveal the simple black ninja uniform with fishnet undershirt he wore underneath. Deidara reached up to return the favor, only to have Itachi gently grab his hand and lead him to her bed, which had several large pillows arranged on it. Itachi pushed Deidara down so he was sitting on the bed and stepped back so he could see her entire body. Deidara's eyes widened as Itachi slowly undid each of the buttons holding her cloak together with a sultry look in her eyes before slowly opening it to reveal a black corset and panty set combined with a garter belt and stocking set of the same color that enhanced every curve of Itachi's very sexy body. Deidara could feel himself growing harder and it was taking all his control to not suffer a major nosebleed. Itachi smiled as she saw his reaction and walked towards the bed, her every movement causing the tent in Deidara's pants to grow more. Deidara lost his battle with the blood rushing to his nose as Itachi pulled out a pair of red silk gloves that she slowly and tantalizingly pulled on before gently stroking his face.

Warning: Lemon!

"I'm glad you like what you see, Dei-kun," said Itachi before she sat down in Deidara's lap with an impish smile on her face. Deidara found his face level with Itachi's very gorgeous D-cup breasts that were barely restrained by her corset. "You can touch them," murmured Itachi before she breathed in deeply, making her breasts stand out even more. Deidara's hands seemed to leap up to latch onto the mounds before him and Itachi giggled as she felt the mouths on Deidara's palms lightly kiss each of her breasts through the fabric covering them. "I'm a lucky girl, you can kiss me three places at once," she said before starting to remove Deidara's shirt. The former stone nin obediently raised his arms and allowed Itachi to remove the garment before kissing her again while his hand mouths lightly nibbled her back. Itachi's hands reached down and Deidara felt himself spring free, fully erect as she removed his pants and boxers with a swift jerk. Stepping out of the clothes, Deidara was not prepared for Itachi to kneel down in front of him, her breath causing his manhood to twitch. "Want to know something interesting?" asked Itachi as she lightly stroked Deidara's manhood with one silk clad finger.

"Yes, un!" gasped the blond.

"I put the seals for a silencing jutsu on this room, nobody will hear us, so we can be as loud as we want!" declared Itachi before her hands started stroking Deidara's length. The feeling of the soft silk of Itachi's gloves running over the ridges and veins of his manhood put the former stone nin into a state of bliss. When Itachi kissed the tip of his member, Deidara let out a groan of delight. Itachi smiled and gently started to lick her new popsicle, making sure to give every part equal attention while her hands gently played with Deidara's dangly bits.

"Itachi-chan, this feels great, un!" moaned Deidara as he gently rested one hand on her head.

"I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!" chirped Itachi before she took Deidara's length into her mouth. Deidara's moans started to increase in frequency as Itachi moved her head back and forth, her lips sliding along his member and coating it in her saliva. Suppressing her gag reflex, she actually took Deidara all the way to the back of her throat. Since Deidara was an impressive six inches fully erect, this was no mean feat. Itachi hummed as her tongue caressed her lover's length, sending pleasant vibrations all over Deidara.

"Itachi-chan, I'm close, un!" gasped Deidara as he gently grabbed some of her long, silky, ebony locks. Itachi slowly pulled back so his tip was barely clear of her luscious lips before she spoke.

"I want to taste you," she said before taking him in once more.

Deidara couldn't take it any more and climaxed while his seed gushed into Itachi's mouth. However, the Uchiha girl kept her lips locked around his tip, keeping everything from spilling out as she swallowed. However, her eyes widened as Deidara kept cumming and she was forced to let him out of her mouth and close her eyes as the last of Deidara's load sprayed over her face and hair. Itachi licked her lips and smiled. "Tasty. Sort of like coffee, maybe from all the clay you use. I wasn't expecting you to have so much, were you saving yourself?" she asked before wiping herself clean with a damp towel she'd prepared for just such an occasion before removing her lingerie and revealing a neatly shaved patch of hair above her entrance.

"I've actually only pleasured myself once… let's just say my second mouths went out of control and I vowed to never tough myself down there again, un." muttered Deidara with a blush.

"Poor Dei-kun," murmured Itachi before she proceeded to clean his member before placing it in the valley between her breasts and pressing them together to pleasure him, which soon had his little soldier standing at attention. "Now for the real fun," said Itachi with a smile before she sat down in Deidara's lap and kissed him again. Deidara's hands came up and gently squeezed Itachi's breasts, now free of their previous confinement, and he smiled as she moaned into his mouth. The former Stone nin set the mouths on his hands into play, having them lick and nibble Itachi's nipples. Bending his head down, Deidara replaced his left hand with his mouth and started sucking on the little nubs. His left hand drifted down to Itachi's waist and started to lick her on her womanhood. He had seen this in one of the porn flicks Hidan sometimes put on the big screen TV in the middle of the night and Deidara went to get a glass of water or a midnight snack, so he only needed Itachi's moans of delight to tell him he had found the right spot. Deidara switched to Itachi's right breast and brought his left hand up resume its former caressing while the right hand dipped down to taste the wonders of Itachi's woman hood. "Mmmmm, Dei-kun, your hands are wonderful!" moaned Itachi as her hands rubbed his back.

"Then you're going to love this, un." said Deidara before he moved both hands down to her entrance and let their tongues slip inside her. Itachi's hands moved to her breasts and started playing with them as Deidara moved his head down to join his hands. The sudden feeling of three tongues probing her insides and flicking over her love button caused Itachi to moan happily as she felt waves of pleasure radiate from the bundle of sensitive nerves. Then one of the tongues hit her secret spot within her and she screamed Deidara's name to the heavens as she came, releasing a torrent of her fluids that Deidara gulped down with all three of his mouths. "You taste like sweet milk," said Deidara after he had swallowed his mouthful.

Itachi smiled at her lover and rolled over onto her hands and knees. "I'm ready now, Dei-kun, take me!" she purred while giving him a sultry look over her shoulder.

Deidara quickly climbed up onto the bed and knelt behind Itachi. Reaching around, he gently squeezed her breasts to allow his hand mouths to lick her nipples while he aligned himself at her womanhood. Deidara slowly moved himself into Itachi, groaning with delight. "Itachi-chan, you're so tight and warm, un." he gasped.

"Mmmmmm, this is better than anything I've ever done to myself," gasped Itachi. Deidara froze as he felt his member touch Itachi's hymen. "Dei-kun, go ahead, just move quickly so the pain gets covered up by the pleasure," said Itachi as she gripped the bed sheets tightly. Deidara pulled back slightly before thrusting in hard while keeping his hands on Itachi's breasts.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH…" gasped Itachi as she felt her virginity being taken. Then she started moaning as Deidara continued to thrust into her like a piston while bending down and kissing the back of her neck while his hands teased her breasts. "Oh yes, don't stop Dei-kun!" she screamed.

"Itachi-chan, I'm close, un!" groaned Deidara.

"Don't come yet, I want us to come together!" gasped Itachi as she twisted around to face Deidara and pulled him down for another kiss.

The next few seconds were a mass of pants, groans, and kisses before Deidara couldn't hold it any more. "Itachi-chan, I'm coming, un!" he groaned.

"Me too, Dei-kun, fill me up!" screamed Itachi just before they both came in an explosion of love and passion that caused Deidara to collapse onto Itachi.

End lemon!

"That was one of the best things I've ever felt, the ultimate expression of art, un," said Deidara as he hugged Itachi. "How the heck did you know how to do all that stuff, un?" asked Deidara tiredly as he held his lover in his arms.

"You know how Jiraiya was the teacher of the Yondaime, right?" Itachi said. At Deidara's nod, Itachi continued, "My mother was the kunoichi of the team; the other member was Hyuuga Hiashi. Mother developed a love for Jiraiya's books and had the whole set hidden in her room. Fugaku-teme stopped coming to her bed after Sasuke was born and she used the books to relieve her stress by acting out the stories in private. I accidentally found the books one day and started reading, by the time she found me I had read enough that she gave up on stopping me and only made sure Fugaku would never find the books. She used to disguise them as story books and read them to me for bed time stories so we could enjoy the time together. I've been buying them ever since whenever I get the chance; Kisame hides the truth because I let him go visit his girlfriend on the days I went to buy the books."

"Oh, that makes sense. What do we do now, un? We can't keep hiding ourselves from the others, they're bound to figure out what's going on soon, un." said Deidara.

"I think Naruto would be able to get us to see the Hokage after I took him to the grave of his parents," said Itachi.

"It would be nice to have a place to live… and Konoha is a peaceful hidden village compared to most of the others, un." said Deidara.

"We'll leave around the time of the Kyuubi festival, it will be easier to slip inside then," said Itachi.

(0o0o0)

The lovers' plans were forced to speed up when Itachi found herself throwing up every morning two months later. A quick scanning jutsu her mother had taught her long ago for when she got a girlfriend confirmed her worst fears. She was pregnant. Deidara reacted to the news like one would expect, he fainted and Itachi enjoyed reviving him by sucking on her favorite popsicle, but once he was back on his feet he hugged Itachi happily. "This is the second best day of my life, un." said the clay user as he gently rested one hand on Itachi's stomach.

"What was the best day?" asked Itachi curiously as she climbed into her lover's lap.

"The day we first made love, un." said Deidara before he kissed Itachi on her lips gently, causing her to giggle and snuggle closer. "Itachi-chan?" asked Deidara softly as he reached into his clay bag for something.

"Yes, Dei-kun?"

"Will you marry me?" asked the former stone nin as he pulled out a simple golden ring with a diamond set into it.

Omake!

"Damn you, Kazuku! Damn you to hell!" screamed Sasori as he was currently reduced to one of his experimental puppets and stuck in the body of a little girl designed for spying in ninja villages.

"It's times like this that make me appreciate my Lord Jashin's blessings," said Hidan as his severed body parts could simply be reattached with Kazuku's threads.

(0o0o0)

Orochimaru was in a bad mood and only Sasuke had the guts to find out what was wrong. "Oi, Orochimaru, why aren't we training?" he demanded.

"It's Mother's Day… my mother is coming to visit," said the snake master.

'His mother… god, I hope she isn't ugly like him and has no wish to get into my pants," thought Sasuke.

Just then, Kabuto opened the door to Orochimaru's room and peeked inside. "Orochimaru-sama, Hebitsukai (Snake Charmer)-sama has arrived," said the silver haired medic. The door was opened completely and Sasuke's eyes widened as Orochimaru's mother was revealed. Like her son, she was tall and had long black hair and golden eyes. However, her hair fell in graceful waves and her eyes showed happiness and compassion instead of Orochimaru's cold gaze. Her kimono covered every thing but was just tight enough to show she had a generous chest and an hourglass figure.

"Hello, Oro-chan, it's good to see you again!" exclaimed Hebitsukai as she seemed to teleport to her son's side and hug him.

"Oka-san! You're embarrassing me!" whined Orochimaru as Sasuke struggled not to break out in laughter while subtly using his Sharingan to record the whole thing to his memory.

"And who is this? He's cute!" squealed Hebitsukai as she appeared by Sasuke and pulled him into a hug, allowing him to feel her generous breasts pressing against his body. Sasuke froze, his brain going into sensory overload. "Well, son, at least you picked out a cute one," said the pale woman as she ran her fingers through Sasuke's hair before releasing him.

"Oka-san, please stop this silly behavior!" moaned Orochimaru.

"All right, Oro-chan, I'll go relax in my room," said Hebitsukai before she stormed out of the room, angered by her son's lack of respect.

"How the hell does she look so young? She's got to be at least 70 years old?" demanded Sasuke when he was sure the woman was gone.

"It's an ability unique to the females in my clan… they have the ability to shed their skin every ten years and regain a younger body. It's partly why I am so interested in immortality," said Orochimaru.

(0o0o0)

The next few days made Orochimaru miserable. His mother kept trying to make him cookies, force him to eat healthy food, not play with his experiments, and forced him to try on several outfits she came up with for him. Orochimaru was very happy the day Hebitsukai had to leave. Sasuke and Kabuto on the other hand were upset because she made great chocolate chip cookies, her cooking was excellent, and she was fond of showing a giant photo album of Orochimaru's baby pictures.

(0o0o0)

It was two months later that a feeling of impending doom fell over Sasuke. For some reason, he kept having dreams of Itachi poking him in the forehead constantly and grinning. The scary thing is that Itachi was still a female like the pictures that had come out several months ago, causing Sasuke to wonder if he was interested in Itachi. Said thought was promptly given a thorough beating and tossed into a room with the thought that Konoha would make him stronger and that Naruto was stronger than him.

If you were disturbed by the new pairing, blame my little sister Jedi Mistress 1990 for getting me into it. Send HER hate PMs, not me! But be warned that if you flame her and make her sad…. I'll go into a writing slump and never finish my fics!!!!