"KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT! GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE RIGHT THIS BLOODY MINUTE!"

"I have no chocolate."

"Give it!"

"What chocolate?"

"GAH!"

"Where's the chocolate?"

"NOW!"

"I don't- bloody hell, Tonks, get off me!"

"Give me my goddamn chocolate!"

"You know, you aren't hurting me. You're a 120 pound woman going against a 175 pound man."

"How about now?!"

"STOP POKING ME!"

"You're weakening! OUCH! THAT WAS MY EYE!"

"Damn. I was aiming for your forehead."

"BASTARD!"

"Dear Merlin, woman, what's your problem?!"

"MY PROBLEM IS I'M PMSING AND HAVE NO CHOCOLATE!"

"Here's your bloody chocolate! Happy now?!"

"Yes."

"Good."

"Tonks?"

"What?"

"You're breaking my spinal cord."

"So?"

"SO GERROFF ME!"

"Sorry."