Grunty Greeting Cards

By Aeris

Disclaimer: Blah, blah…I don't own Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie, because if I did, I'd be filthy stinking rich. Bwahaha….oh yah, and please review? Tankies ^-^

Happy birthday from the witch,

I didn't get you a gift because I'm a bitch.

You're a year older, and I don't care,

I'm too busy with the damned bird and bear.

I forgot your birthday, who gives a crap,

I kept your present because I'm a selfish brat.

I missed your party, sorry about that,

And by the way, you're getting fat!

You're getting hitched, good luck to you both,

May your honeymoon be during that time of the month. Ha!

You've broken a bone, your limb's in a cast,

And it's not like I give a rat's ass!

Since you've gone, life's been a blast,

As far as I'm concerned, you're in the past.

I hate you, you hate me,

Remember the night we got drunk at a party…?

You've got a baby on the way,

From me keep that brat away!

You're excited now, but just you wait,

When you're six months in and you're really overweight!

Let's stop fighting, it's so pointless,

You're the one who started this damn mess!

You fought with me, you flew the coop,

And if you ever return, your ass I'll whup!