Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction so be gentle and I hope you guys like it and read it and also that I do not own Naruto only Masashi Kishimoto not me, him. So it belongs to him and to only him. I also don't own any of the characters. Anyways…. I decided to write a humor story since I think at times it really needs to be funny especially Sasuke since he lived such a sad life at times so hope you like it and review!

Not another Naruto DRAMA!

Chapter One: School Days

Naruto mind was groggy and he felt so tired. It didn't help much that he was up till four last night. He groaned out loud as he walked down the hallway, getting a few stares along the way, but that didn't bother him.

As Naruto came closer to his locker he was surprised to see that Sasuke wasn't there. He pause near the bathroom door and glanced around. No Sasuke thought Naruto and with that he started to leave but stopped when he heard someone moaning. Grimacing at the thought of who it was he turned into the bathroom.

"OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!" He heard someone moan out and than continue to throw up. Naruto went over to the sink and stared at himself in the mirror. Noticing how horrible he looked.

"That's the last time I look after him." Naruto snorted at himself in the mirror.

"I doubt that…" Came a dry voice, Naruto turned around to spot Shino. He growled at him. It became quiet all you could hear was the person throwing up in the back stall. Shino started to talk about what he usually talked about.

"You won't have to worry about my remarks anymore. Today I'm going to kill myself for sure!" Naruto rolled his eyes. Sure if you heard that from anyone you wouldn't react in that kind of way. But it was normal for Shino to past that threat any day so it was normal for Shino to past threat, it was part of routine.

"You don't believe I won't do it. Do you Naruto?!" Shino asked him his voice rising in an unpleasant matter. Naruto in return just rolled his eyes.

"I'm going to do it! Just you wait!" Shino barked at Naruto and his threat just hung in the air, meaningless, and with that Shino left.

"It just keeps on coming. Please God! Make it stop...ughhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto flinched at the sound of throwing up he just never got used to the sound even thought he must have heard it every single day! He was sure to talk to his friend Uchiha...

"THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!" The puking itself went on for several minutes. The person in the stall begging for some one to kill him. "IF YOU REALLY EXISTED KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!" When it finally did stop someone flushed the toilet and out came...

"GOD, I'm never drinking again!" Naruto heard Sasuke groaned as he walked out of the now filthy stall. Naruto pushed away from the sink and allowed Sasuke to look at himself in the mirror. He did his little clean up and looked fresh as a daisy like he wasn't even puking a few minutes ago. Naruto stared past Sasuke and saw his own reflection and became annoyed. How the hell does he do that? He questioned to himself.

"Hey past me my back pack will ya? I need some water." He heard Sasuke asked him. Naruto finally noticed the signature school backpack on the floor picked it up and gave it to Sasuke. Sasuke dug around in it and finally pulled out what seemed to be a clear bottle of vodka? He opened the bottle and chugged it down. Naruto smelled the vodka from where he stood. He grabbed it from him Sasuke frowning at him as he did. "Hey give it back!"

"What is this...it's..." He sniffed it and pulled away. "VODKA!!" Sasuke looked at him confused. "I thought you wanted water!?"

"It isn't water?" Sasuke asked clearly confused.

"NO IT'S VODKA!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled as Sasuke examined the bottle.

"I always thought this was water..." Naruto eyes grew wide as he took another swig of the bottle.

"YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!" Naruto managed to yell at the top of his lungs and as people past the washroom they stared and some decided they rather crap their pants than go into that washroom.

"Don't call me an idiot Naruto!" Sasuke threaten darkly. Even though he seemed like an idiot at times he still was a scary idiot thought Naruto as he fumed at Sasuke. He crossed his arms and stared at him.

"Whatever, anyhow you shouldn't bring alcohol to school anyhow Sasuke the new principle won't tolerate any nonsense." Sasuke finished off the rest of the bottle and stared at Naruto obviously thinking about something when he threw the bottle toward the ground and it smashed into a million sharp pieces. "SASUKE!" Naruto jumped from the middle of the room to the side wall. He jumped several feet high.

"HAAAAHAAAAAAAA! God you look so funny! HAHAHAHA! Don't worry Naruto that dumb ass won't find out a thing so don't get your undies up in a notch!" The alcohol was already getting to him. Thought Naruto as he wobbled away from the sink toward him.

"Any how I thought you wouldn't be afraid of that ass hole Orochimaru anyhow Naruto you scared shit." And with that he took off laughing again.

'I'm not scared of him!" Sasuke rolled his eyes and smirked at him. "Anyhow you scared shit got to go to class." He wobbled over to the door with his back pack in tow with it swinging lazily down by his knees. He than pulled it up and stood tall. Running his hand threw his hair he opened the door.

"SASUKE!!!" He heard someone cry out, and with a sudden flash of unnatural pink hair the door swung closed. His mind grasping who it was he felt himself grinning. But stopped when he realized the chances of that happening and frowned.

Sighing he headed for his first class.

His first class was Art and it was pretty easy so off he went, trying to get past the crowd of bodies. He felt like one of those fishes who swam up the river against the current.

"Watch it Naruto!" A thick voice yelled out at him as he banged into someone who surprisingly knew his name. Then so suddenly he saw Kiba.

"Whoops sorry Kiba!" He said with a goofy grin. Kiba himself just laughed, Naruto himself was always surprised that Kiba actually talked to him since he was the star of the football team. He was a mad ass tackler, but a good guy.

"Did you get that assignment? I didn't at all." As they both headed for the same class they shared together he spent the next several minutes explaining what wasn't a fruit and what was and burgers were definitely not a fruit even if you'd put apples in them.

He walked into class and headed toward the back but Kiba stopped near the middle of the class to talk to someone. He saw the dark purple of ruffled hair and realized who he was talking to. He could hear the soft yet eerie voice of Hinata.

"So what type of fruit you painting Hinata?"

"I'm painting bruised apples with the sick black worms of death running along it... I like apples." She added quietly. Kiba gave a faint smile and put his hands up and slowly backed away, when he was enough away from Hinata he ran to the seat next to him. Naruto went into a fit of giggles because of it.

"Nice one Kiba."

"Shut up Naruto." Okay, thought Naruto as he bit down on his lip. Hinata was a really different person. People would call her weird but Naruto just thought that she was just going threw a phase like most people in high school. All she really needed was someone to talk to but he wouldn't know he never really talked to her. I mean it's not like he didn't try it's just that when he did she would just stare at him. So don't think he was a jerk or anything like that because he wasn't.

Kiba started to talk when the teacher walked in Iruka sensei walked into the classroom, and Naruto paid instant attention to him since he was his favorite teacher even if he did irritate Iruka sensei at times. Naruto glanced around the classroom as Iruka did role call and as he did he looked at the people who were in his class.

At the back sat mainly slackers and yes he was consider a slacker by most so was Kiba. Near the middle were Hinata and people who paid enough attention to get a decent mark and that included in that pile of people was a girl named Tenten who was just any normal girl in his school.

The rest were people he knew but didn't really know all that much about and yeah surprisingly he knew Hinata and Tenten that much that he frowned for some reason a question sitting in his mind at why?

Than there was a friend of his who sat at the front, Negi who was Hinata's cousin but they actually had nothing at all in common those two well besides there unnatural lavender pupil less eyes.

Negi was a smart guy and never did sit at the back with him since he paid a lot of attention in class. But what he always wonder was that he was so smart but a psycho path especially when he was stoned.

In class he managed a perfect I do nothing wrong routine but when you hang out with him you would shit your pants when you heard his conspiracies theories. At the thought of him he felt himself tremble.

He laughed wearily in his head. As Iruka told them to get out their paint gear he tried to think of how last night actually went. Well Sasuke came over at around 12:30 since that was when his mother went off to work.

"PARTAI!" Sasuke yelled out as he enter his apartment the words slurred as he tried to say party. Naruto rolled his eyes and tried to push Sasuke out his front door. "Come on Naruto you idiot let me in! I can't do this any where else you know!"

"Yes you can. Why don't you go to that club you always go to!" Naruto yelled on the other side of the door trying to push the door closed.

"Can't Kitty and I are having a fight and you know how prissy she can get during out fights. I don't want that there, I said me on top! Whine, whine, whine!" That's all she does and I don't think I could handle it; it's been really hectic at home. Ya know..." He heard Sasuke sigh on the other side of the door. Naruto gave in and thought better here than somewhere else, I can look after him anyhow and he let Sasuke in.

Sasuke keep on offering him a drink and saying its depressing drinking alone and Naruto thought to himself better at his house and with someone he trusted, well trusted him enough that he wouldn't do anything stupid to him and he took a cooler from Sasuke and drank.

Now this is where it got all fuzzy. He remember little of what happen when he was drunk so that is exactly why he preferred not to but all he knew was when he woke up at 8:00 this morning he was sleeping on the floor and had some phone number scrawled across his arm. There was a name but he didn't know what it said. He thinks that he must have went to bed around four well hopefully he did but he wasn't sure also when he woke up Sasuke was gone.

He hoped to god nothing bad happen. And with that Iruka told them to finish their painting on the fruit they would best describe as something that would symbolize his life.

Naruto painted pieces of dried raisins.

Author's Note: Did you like it? Well if you did review and tell me what you thought, and also sorry I wrote a lot it got really fun!