The Marauder's Map

LILY

a/n This is a series of insults for intended ppl. You know in the third HP book, Snape finds the map hurling insults at him? This is the same thing, only I'm doing it for all ppl. Have fun reading and REVIEWING!

Lily couldn't believe him! The nerve of him! How DARE that POTTER – or 'Padfoot' as Black calls him – make mistletoe follow me all day!

Suddenly she stopped walking, and found something on the floor. It was a piece of old parchment. Ink lines were quickly fading away as she approached it.

By the time she picked it up, all the ink was gone. Lily wondered what a piece of parchment with such obvious magic was lying around for.

"Well, it never hurts to be careful," Lily said to herself.

Picking it up, she poked the wand and muttered, "Open and reveal your secrets."

Nothing happened. She tried again. "Show yourself to Lily Evans!"

Suddenly, a sentence in ink appeared:

Mr Prongs would like to ask what a beautiful maiden like herself is doing picking up such an ugly piece of paper. Mr Prong's second statement is that this maiden is the apple of his eye.

As soon as she finished reading, it faded away.

Mr Padfoot would like to agree with Mr Prongs, but 'the apple' part is not part of Mr Padfoot's statement.

And on it went.

Mr Moony would like to present his compliments to Miss Evans, and to ask her ignore this piece of parchment.

Mr Wormtail advises Miss Evans to heed Mr Moony's advice.

Mr Padfoot would like to state that if Miss Evans does not heed Mr Moony's advice, Miss Evans is a nong.

Mr Prongs would like to apologise for Mr Padfoot's stupid comment, but does agree that Miss Evans should stop reading right now.

Mr Moony must say that if Miss Evans does not heed his very important advice, something strange will happen.

Mr Wormtail would like to mention that Miss Evans is very smart.

Mr Prongs readily agrees, and would like to comment that Miss Evan's intelligence is so lovely; he would like to bow down and worship it.

Mr Padfoot agrees that Miss Evans is very intelligent. So why in the world is she reading such silly comments?

Lily stopped reading. It was enough. Holding the parchment tightly in her fist, she stomped her way back to "POTTER!"

Had fun reading? Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like invisible and tasteless cookies? If you do, I'll gladly offer one to you:P