Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA. INUYASHA BELONGS TO RUMIKO TAKAHASHI.
"One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four."
"Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes, more."
Bankotsu and Jakotsu sat on the studio floor, playing the potato game, bored.
"Ha! I win." Jakotsu exclaimed half-happily. "But yet, still so bored..." he sighed. He turned to face the still-fixing-her-hair Nikoru, in front of the mirror.
"Hey, where's everybody?" Bankotsu asked, eyes drooping.
"I'm still waiting for the 2-in-1 people." Nikoru explained.
"...What?" They doped.
"Kikyo and Kagome." Nikoru answered and frowned in confusion. "Wait, why are you guys here so early anyway?"
"I didn't want to." Nikoru followed Jakotsu's gaze. "He did."
"Uhh.. why, exactly?" Nikoru shivered a little. "Because I might get this neko frenzy thing. It happens at around this time(6-7pm) EVERY DAY."
"What would you do then?" Bankotsu smirked, fascinated.
"Go along with it. It's what keeps my fruitcake alive." Nikoru said sweetly.
"And here we have it, everybody's favorite fruitcake show, WHOSE LINE, THE INUYASHA WAY!!" Nikoru yelled into the microphone as the audience cheered and screamed.
"You can look but all you get is a big Osuwari! ...KAGOME!!" Kagome fans cheered and screamed and Kikyo fans boo-ed at her.
"Ah, this story of the old hag who came back from the dead... KIKYO!!" Vice-versa.
"Sex change?... JAKOTSU!!" Everyone laughed and w00t-ed.
"Sexy can I... BANKOTSU!!" Fangirls screamed and yelled. Bankotsu winked.
"Alright, I'm always your host for this awesome game show, Whose Line, The Inuyasha Way. And you guys know the rules. Points NEVER MEAN ANYTHING. Just like counting on Whose Line. At the end of the day I pick a winner and a loser. Tonight, the winner will follow me home and be a good gopher." she smirked and winked. "Loser will have to clean up. I'm feeling a little loose today. Today's first game is... PROPS!! Yay proppies!"
"Nikoru, you overdosed with the catnip just now, didn't you?" Bankotsu smirked at his own genius.
"OF COURSE NOT! It wasn't catnip!" Nikoru lied obviously. "Okay, so I did." she shrugged. "Anyways, let's play props!" she said sweetly, carrying a nice big box out from underneath her chair.
"Umm... we play this, how?" everyone except Kagome stared.
"See this box is full of things? You're supposed to think of scenes with them, isn't that fun!?" Nikoru shrilled.
"Right." Kikyo agreed sarcastically.
"I'll pick out this world map and this pocket-sized phonebook. And I'll put Jakotsu and Kagome together, and Kikyo will go with Bankotsu!" she put her hands together in satisfaction. "Yey me!! You look so cute."
"Maybe we should cancel tonight's show." Kikyo suggested, trying to create a chance to escape. "You seem drunk."
"Shut up, Kikyo. Mommy and Daddy are talking." Nikoru retorted. "And take this map. Jakotsu, you take that phonebook. START!!" she screamed and returned to the buzzer(still broken).
"I'll give you 80 days to go round the world." Kikyo challenged as she pointed at the world map. "If you don't return in 80 days..." Bankotsu stepped over the map before she could finish. "Wow, that was quick." Kikyo blinked.
BUZZRST!
"GANGTU! Where IS my PHONEBOOK!!" Jakotsu yelled.
"Right here, sir." Kagome said grumpily and had the phonebook under his feet.
BUZZRST! BUZZRST!!
"According to the map..." Bankotsu stared hard at the map.
"You don't know navigation." Kikyo stated.
"You're right! How did you know?"
BUZZRST! BUZZRST!!
"Ohemgee, someone's suffocating! Jakotsu, get an ambulance!"
"Hold on a second, I'm trying to look for the number." Jakotsu flipped through the pages slowly.
"End!" Nikoru buzzed. "10 mil to each and I don't give a ham about what you do with it. So the next game will beeee...Selections of Music! Man I miss that game. Here we are going to have Jakotsu as the singer and the 2-in-1 as the song writers." Kikyo and Kagome glared.
"I do wish you would stop calling us that." Kikyo stated.
"Y'know what? I agree with her for once."
"Ah, who cares. Place of event?"
"The basement!"
"Clinic!"
"Mah' crib!"
"The clinic sounds like a nice place to disturb!" Nikoru giggled mischeviously. "Alright peeps, let's start!"
"We'll take a break from these animal awards for now. And we'll have you know these awesome new CDs. Did you know Mary NEVER had a little lamb?" Kikyo informed as Kagome gasped in suprise.
"Oh wow! How ever did they create that rhyme? But who cares, 'cuz I'm ready for some rockstar beat. HIT IT LIKE A PRO PLAYER. Perfect for ball game players. Lets play this song before having to listen to 56 hours and 2 minutes of soprano opera."
"Yeahhhh..." Pause. "Yeahhhhh..." Pause. "Yeahhhh...T-t-t-t-totally goooddd..." Jakostu followed the beat of Party Like A Rockstar. "Hit it like a PRO player, hit it like a PRO player, hit it like a PRO player, t-t-t-t-totally good..."
"..And stop." Kagome twitched. "Well that was... nice." she laughed nervously. "Let's move onto the next song. Say My Name, LITERALLY. Why don't we try listening to it?"
"I'll need Bankotsu or even Nikoru for this." Jakotsu called out.
"I'll go!!" Nikoru volunteered, but Bankotsu held her back.
"I want to try this." he grinned. Jakotsu whispered something into Bankotsu's ear. He chuckled.
"Okay, let's do this."
"Say my name, say my name!" Jakotsu sang. Bankotsu ran upfront like a fan. "JAKOTSU!"
"Say baby I love you..."
"I LOVE YOU!!" Bankotsu shrilled. All fangirls got envious.
"When nobody's around you.." Bankotsu ran into hiding like a stalker afraid of being found. Shifty eyes...
BUZZRST.
"Ell...Ohh...Ell!!" Nikoru burst out laughing. "That was TOTALLY AWESOME, don't you agree, audience!?" she yelled and they screamed agreeingly.
"I'm giving you two 700 mil points!!" Nikoru exclaimed through laughs. "Kikyo and Kagome get 50 mil. Next game: No Insert Letter Here Game. No words with the letter N in it. Jakotsu and Kikyo. The scene is you're lost in a pyramid and you just lost a few mummies. Go."
"Jakotsu, are you sure we'll get to the exit this way?" Kikyo asked anxiously.
"Well, it's much better tha(n) being stalked by mummies."
"I wa(n)t my mummy." Kikyo cried.
"You what your mom?" Jakotsu asked.
"I WA(N)T MY MUMMY."
"That's what I asked. So what did you do to your mom?"
"I ra(n) over her with spiky wheels." Kikyo replied sarcastically.
"Wow, I (n)ever k(n)ew you could be so EVIL." Jakotsu shuddered.
"Right." Kikyo blinked.
BUZZRST.
"That was HORRIBLE. You've even killed my fruitcake aphrodisiac" Nikoru frowned. "Minus 10000 each." Kikyo and Jakotsu shrugged it off and went back to their seats.
"Tonight's last game will be like a story, Narrator! It will be a game for Kagome and Kikyo who can't seem to find any decent snowcone in Winter Wonderland. And tonight's loser is Jakotsu. Bankotsu's the winner." Bankotsu and Nikoru switched places.
"Well what are ya' waiting for? Start already!"
Kagome started off. "We're finally in Winter Wonderland, but we couldn't even find one decent snowcone. I mean what's wrong with all these bad snowcones? What were they even made of? Water?" she turned back to face Kikyo.
"Hey, why don't we check out that stall over there and se if we can finally find a nice snowcone." she smiled. Kikyo nodded and watched her as she walked towards the 'stall'.
"Finally is right. We've been looking for a snowcone in Winter Wonderland for hours. If there aren't any nice snowcones here, I'm never coming back here again, ever. It took me 6 days just to get here. I really hope we can finally get this snowcone thing over with. It's cold here and I'm wearing only my 800 year old parka." Kikyo followed after Kagome.
"Hey, lookie here, I got you a strawberry snowcone." Kagome offered.
"Wow, so you can be nice." Kikyo stared at her.
"Just take it."
"I wanted vanilla." Kikyo told her bluntly. Kagome turned her back towards Kikyo.
"How can she be so ungrateful? I mean, I'm trying so hard to be nice and this is what she says to a strawberry snowcone that migh finally solve the snowcone issue? Why is she doing this?" she sighed.
"Alright then. I'll get you a VANILLA snowcone." she stressed the word vanilla and stormed off to the 'stall' again.
Kikyo turned around. "Why does she look so angry? I was just telling her the truth. I mean what's so nice about a disgusting pink little snowcone tasting like strawberry. Speaking of taste, I wonder how the snowcone tastes like. It better NOT taste like crap this time..."
Kagome walked back to Kikyo. "Here's your stinky vanilla snowcone."
"Thanks." Kikyo stared strangely at her. "Have you ever considered how the snowcones are gunna' taste like?"
They both took a lick and turned around.
"Uh-oh."
Bankotsu buzzed them.
"Goodnight, everyone! Hope you review this and I'll finally get a new buzzer. C'ya next time!"
Nikoru: Yeah, this was a really short chapter. Well I was really VERY lazy and I was writer's blocked. Sorrieee.. Also, Nicole might be starting a new fic soon :D and might not update this for a while D: Sorry about this too D: But be sure to watch ot for this new fic! :D RXR :DD