The Surreal Life-Episode 1 1st week
I decided to put this old story I wrote before I got on Fanfiction on Fanfiction since you like my work. let me tell you right now, I wrote this before I found out Kagome was only 14, so pretend she's 16, OK? Also, I'm catergorizing this in Yu-Gi-Oh for the sole reason Kaiba started the whole thing. (but I might put under misc.so watch for it!) Oh, and the rule for all my stories: (w), (w: blah blah) means whisper and (t), (t: blah blah) means thinking. new edition: If there are pauses in someone's speech, that means they are diong something else and are taking a pause to do it. Or you could use common sense and save me the trouble of typing this. (you know I'm lazy. Still love ya'll) And another thing, I don't own any of the following: Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Bo bo bo-Bo bo-Bo bo, InuYasha, Paranoia Agent, or The Real World/The Surreal World. Now that I'm done going on and on, let's have some fun. Oh yeah, for future refrences, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, and Malik have their own bodies. Atem is still in the puzzle. Apply that to all of my stories using those charaters. (w) Dude! That took forever.
8 roomates, 5 different sources, 1 month to live in a house together equals one hell of a spin-off. See what happens when characters stop being polite, and start being, Surreal. (whatever the heck that means)
Enters the 8 roomates: Beauty, Gaara, Kagome, Riku, Sakura, Sora, Tea' and Yugi.
The Mansion: A two-story, 4 bedroom estate complete with basketball court, fully stocked resources, indoor spa/sauna, swimming pool, and weight room. Let's begin, shall we?
Tea': I told you Kaiba wasn't gonna do anything but trick us, Yugi! Now we're stuck here for a month with all of these people we don't know.
Yugi: Oh well, maybe we'll learn something in the end.
Beauty: (sigh) Wow, it's great to get away from Bobobo for a while.
Riku: This is gonna be nothing but bull.
As soon as all of the guests are in, the big screen T.V in the living room came on showing Kaiba's face on it.
Kaiba: Welcome. I hope you all had a nice flight.
Riku: The flight was bull, too.
Kaiba: Now that you're all here, let's get the functoin of this grouping out. You all are here to meet new people and learn to live with them in a hostile-I mean, "friendly" environment. Why don't we introduce ourselves.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Harano, and I'm from Konahagakure village.
Sora: I'm Sora, and I'm from Destiny Islands.
Riku: Riku. Same as him.
Yugi: My name is Yugi Mutou, and I am from Domino City.
Tea': I'm called Tea' and I'm from Domino, too.
Gaara: Gaara. Sunagakure, the village of sand.
Kagome: Kagome's the name. (insert where Kagome lives here) is where I'm from.
Beauty: I'm Bauty! Nice to meet you. I'm from-
Kaiba: Let's get this over with. There are only 4 rooms so I'v decided to let 2 to a room. On the table to your right, there is a bowl with 8 slips on them. Each one of you pick a number and tell me that number.
Riku: 1
Tea': 5
Kagome: 7
Gaara: 3
Yugi: 8
Beauty: 4
Sora: 6
Sakura: 2
Kaiba: Good. The roomates are as decided. Room 1 shall go to Riku and Sakura.
Sakura: Great!
Riku: (t) Great.
Kaiba: Room 2 shall go to Gaara and Beauty, Room 3 to Tea' and Sora.
Sora: (t) Why couldn't I get a room with Riku?
Kaiba: And finally Room 4 shall go to Kagome and Yugi. On the 2nd floor is the Confession room, where you can tell all and only you will know. It's a way to blow off steam. Well, that's it. See you all for a briefing next week. (T.V clicked off)
Riku: Tch, if we are to live amongst each other, then why are there little kids here? (gesturing to Beauty, Sakura, and Gaara)
Sakura: (inner sakura: Little kid! I'll show you little kid!) I'll be 13 next month.
Riku: And? I'm checking this place out. (walked upstairs)
Yugi: Well, at least there's someone else I know here. Hey Sora! (runs over to him only to get kagged by Gaara)
Yugi: (getting up) Hey! What was that for?
Gaara: I felt like it.
Tea': That wasn't very nice. You should treat your elders with respect!
Gaara: Elder? He's as short as me.
Yugi: I'm not short!
Sora: Yeah, you are. No offense.
Yugi: I'm older than you, Sora!
Sora: You are?!
Kagome: C'mon, let's be nice. Friends?
Sakura: Yeah, Kagome's right. You really can't blame Gaara for his behavior. He's always grumpy. So be nice, OK Gaara?
Gaara: He's nothing but a midget.
Yugi: I'm not a midget!
Beauty: Yeah, he'd prefer it if you call him "little person".
Yugi: I'm not a little person, either! I'm the oldest out of all of you and I demand to be treated with respect!
Beauty: (in baby vioce) Ooooh, are you tired? Is the little baby cranky?
Yugi: that's it! Yu-
Tea': No, Yugi! We don't know if this place is safe for him yet!
Sakura: WOW! Does he release his chakra when he's mad?
Kagome: Is he a demon?
Sora: No, he's just letting the Pha-
Tea'&Yugi: No!
Gaara: If you're gonna attack me, I'd love to see you try.
Sora: You better not provoke him. He'll mutilate you.
Gaara: Hmph. (walked upstairs)
Sora: That showed him. So Yugi-
Sakura: So, where did that cute friend of yours go, Sora?
Sora: Huh?
Beauty: Yeah, where did he go?
Sora: I don't-
Kagome: I'd love to be his.
Sora: (vein pulsing on his temple) Hey-
Tea': Wonder if he's avaliable?
Sora: He's taken!
All Girls: By who?
Sora: Me-i..Mai Valentine. (t: That's a good one!)
Tea': Mai? Are you sure? I didn't know they met-
Sora: Well, they did. (t: How was I supposed to know someone with that name was real?) (walks off)
Beauty: Well, that was weird.
Sakura: Oh well, that's why I got a room with him!
AG: No fair!
In the weight room
On the benchpress, Riku's doing 185lb and on his 5th set of 10 when Gaara walked in.
Riku: Hey. Gaara...wasn't it?
Gaara: (sat on the opposite bench watching Riku)...
Riku: Girls...messing with ya?
Gaara: ...
Riku: Don't...worry about...them. I've...got the same...problem myself. Worse...actually...10. (puts the weights up)
Gaara: ... ... ...That midget Yugi.
Riku: (drying the sweat off of him) Yugi's pretty strong. You know, if he really wanted to, he could beat everyone here.
Gaara: Yeah right.
Riku: All he has to say is two words.
Gaara: Is he...really that strong?
Riku: Yeah. It's best if you don't get on his bad side. Usually he's a nice guy.
Gaara: (getting up) I'll believe it when I see it.
Riku: Ok, if you can beat me, then maybe you have a chance at beating Yugi.
Gaara: (looks at the weights Riku just pumped, then at Riku's shirtless rock-hard abs) I'll pass. (FLASH) What was that?
Riku: Huh? (looks around and sees Sora in the doorway holding a camera)
Sora: Yeah baby! This is pure gold! Work it, Riku! Work it! (takes another picture)
Riku: SORA! (runs at the door)
Sora: Uh-oh. (takes another pic then runs)
Riku: Little pest. If I get a hold of him I'll-
Gaara: Is that who you were talking about?
Riku: Yeah, I just can't get why I'm so attractive? You don't like me, do you?
Gaara: (glared at Riku)
Riku: Good. I got enough problems as it is. (left)
Gaara: (stared at the weights Riku pumped, tried to lift them but failed, then picked up some 5lb dumbells and started to lift.
In Room 2
Sakura: hey, nice room.
Beauty: too abd I have to share it with Mr. Grumpypus. You're the lucky. Your roomy is-
S&B: Riku. (sighed lovingly)
Sora: Do anyone of you have a computer with a printer?
Sakura: Why?
Sora: I'm trying to get my-I mean I have some pictures to sell.
Beauty: Of who?
Sora: Riku with his shirt off.
Sa&B: No way!
Beauty: Here, laser jet printer wtih high resolution to capture every detail of his hot bod.
Sakura: How much?
Sora: $5 for a head shot, $10 for a body shot.
Sakura: I'll take a dozen!
Beauty: Give me two dozen of each!
Sora: (t: At this rate, I'll be able to pay Riku back tenfold!) Alright, here we go girls. (the pics showed up on the screen)
Sa&B: WOW! We gotta tell the other girls!
Tea': Tell us what?
Beauty: Look! (pionted at the screen)
AG: I gotta have it!
Sora: Heh heh, how much do you need?
Later that night
Sora: Hey Riku, how much do I owe you?
Riku: Since when you asked me that? You usually try to avoid paying me.
Sora: Yeah, well, I thought I try to get out of debt. So how much?
Riku: Hmm...about $316 dollars.
Sora: 14...15...316 dollars. And here's a $20 for yourself.
Riku: Where did you get all of that money?
Sora: Don't worry about it. (left)
Riku: Ah well. Wonder what I should buy with my mon-
AG: Hi, Riku!
Riku: What the?
Sakura: Whatcha doing?
Riku: Uhh...counting my money.
Kagome: Sooooo...gotta girlfriend?
Riku: ...No.
Beauty: Want one?
Riku: Uhh...I guess.
Kagome: Well, see ya! (left)
Beauty: Bye, cutie! (left)
Sakura: I'll be 14 next month, so wait for me, Loverboy. (pinches him on the cheek before leaving)
Riku: (confused) I'll think I'll buy a defense mechanism.
So that's the first episode! Tell me what you think of it by reviewing! Click the button! Pwease?