Sex Talks

Me no own Kingdom Hearts. ;O

"So…your name is Axel, and your partner is named Roxas, is that correct?" She used her middle finger to push up her glasses so she could get a better look at her notes.

"I'm not anyone's damned prop-" he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Good thing my name isn't anyone, isn't it Roxas?" Axel hissed while receiving a glare from Roxas.

"Go fuck yourself." He coldly said turning his head in the opposite direction of Axel.

"I've been doing that for the last six weeks since you've-" Axel groaned.

"I see you two are having some difficulties." She brushed some strands of hair out of her face and removed the pen behind her ear.

"It doesn't take some doctor to see that." Roxas focused his icy glare at the female doctor.

She sighed and jotted some notes down on her clipboard.

"So why did you two decide to come to therapy?" She asked.

The other two looked at each other, then at the doctor.

"First this wasn't our decision, it was mister flurry of fucking flames over here." Roxas pointed to the red had who obviously took offense by the comment.

"Don't even start key of damned destiny. You were the one saying how our relationship in the bedroom was so boring these days." Axel got up from his chair and stood in front of Roxas.

Roxas snorted and turned his head upwards to look at Axel's face.

"Sit down, your crotch is blocking my line of sight." Axel's finger tips began flickering with fire and he gritted his teeth.

"You should be used to seeing it at this angle, Roxas."

"Maybe I wouldn't of, if you learned to give more than receive."

"The one time I don't think of myself, you fucking bitch."

"I have to agree with Roxas, but please sit down. I'm going to do an evaluation first. Then we can work on what you two think your biggest problems about your relationship are, okay" The doctor said with a slightly worried tone, why the hell were his fingers on fire?

Axel took his seat and sloppily crossed his right leg over his left.

"When did you two start noticing you were attracted to each other?"

"It was by our fifth mission together. We had known each other for a good five months by then."

"First, you've got the timing way off; by our fifth mission we had known each other for two months. Second, you were constantly making a cad out of yourself by perverted indirect comments by our second mission. If I recall correctly, we had known each other for about two weeks then."

"Well excuse me, next time I'll record the date I first wanted to fuck someone."

"Roxas, what about you?" The doctor seemed to feel even more nervous. Maybe I should of installed that security system.

"It was on our six mission. We were about to go back, but Axel insisted on staying longer. He cooked dinner for us, which was slightly burnt but I didn't mind. At night his eyes were so much more vibrant and entrancing. Then I thought to myself, why the hell do I care about someone's eyes? Then I realized it."

"Next question, what attracted you to your partner?"

"Mhmm…He was one hell of a good fighter. He also was a total sarcastic smart ass; reminded me of my humor but his was dryer. Not to mention he has one of the nicest asses I've seen in awhile. Perfect size for me to, well you know doctor." Axel winked at Roxas who rolled his eyes in disgust.

"I found him extremely annoying, arrogant, selfish, and crude. No, I wasn't attracted to him by those qualities. I grew to enjoy his lame jokes he thought were so witty and his antics. He also gets this smirk on his face, right before he was about to destroy heartless. I mentioned his eyes already, didn't I? He's stubborn as hell, which for some weird reason I find it a good trait about him." Roxas looked at Axel who had relaxed his face.

"I have a fighting smirk?" He asked.

"Yes, it's almost like the one you give me when you have me under you." Axel let out a little laugh and mad a half smile.

"Oh, that one." He said looking very pleased with himself.

"Well speaking of that matter, how would you describe your partner's sex?"

"Well it's kind of trying to open a treasure chest without the key. You think you're getting it open because it makes a sound, but you're going in circles. Then after a lot of effort you get it open and grab one coin. Sadly the world isn't out to please you and suck your cock- well for you'd it be-" Axel stopped and looked at the doctor.

"Carry on, I understand." The doctor said slightly blushing from embarrassment.

"So, you grab that one coin and then realize the chest has closed. You feel you got cheated, since you know there is some damn good treasure in there" Axel said.

"Are you saying I'm a cock-tease, Axel?" Roxas angrily said.

"Roxas, if you just realized that…maybe I gave you too much credit for being smart." Axel teased.

"Roxas, sometimes it seems like a statement is negative at first, then you realize it is positive. By Axel describing your sex as a treasure chest, I've concluded Axel highly treasures sex with you. Also the one coin, I concluded it dealt with not being superfluous to spoil the moment. He wants to take his time so he can cherish the moment, isn't that true Axel? Am I correct?" The doctor faced an Axel who looked confused.

"Yah, sure whatever you say Doc." Axel muttered.

Roxas looked away from both Axel and the doctor and leaned back in the chair.

"Now Roxas, describe sex with Axel."

A smirk grew on Roxas' face; one Axel knew was his 'up to no good, mother fucker' smirk.

"Sex with Axel is like…like fire. Wait, more like an ember. It's very hot and intense, yet it dies out quickly." Axel's right eye twitched and his jaw slightly dropped.

"Are you, are you fucking saying I'm a damned minute man, Roxas?" He got up from his seat and balled his fist.

"Axel please, this exercise is to understand Roxas better." She fixed her glasses; which obviously by now was a nervous habit.

"I didn't say it, you just thought it." Axel grabbed Roxas' coat near his neck and brought him close.

"Then I better prove you wrong; I'll take the silver and you'll take the gold." He pushed his lips against Roxas', and then pulled back right before Roxas began to enjoy it.

"Well, there is only one sure way to prove me wrong." Roxas suggestively whispered into Axel's ear.

For being a sex therapist, she knew what was going to happen. She sighed and picked up her phone.

"Can you tell the next couple to come back tomorrow? I think my office will be busy…for awhile." The doctor turned around and saw Roxas' pinned against her file cabinet while grasping onto Axel's hair tightly. She got up from her chair and made her way to the room's exit. She heard a crash and saw her file cabinet was now on the floor along with her two patients.

"Oh great." She murmured as she watched the two who were obviously enjoying themselves.

She opened the door and saw her secretary smiling.

"That was pretty quick, and the next couple, Riku and Sora, said tomorrow will be fine." She chirped at the doctor.