Alright, after much debating, I have decided to just keep on going with this fic. I hope people realize there's a chapter 2 on this one though. If anyone has a question they want to ask, put it in your review or pm me. I'll be happy to do it.
On with the story!
Question: Why do the Uchihas use fans?
Answer: Er…doesn't Uchiha mean fan?
"Niisan! Train with me!"
"No, Sasuke, I have important things to do."
Sasuke frowned. No, not "I'm going to kick your ass because I'm an avenger" Sasuke. I mean the adorable little Sasuke that keeps getting his forehead flicked. But he is so cute, so I had to do this!
Itachi sighed.
"Not today Sasuke, maybe another time."
Sasuke made a cute little pouting face, and walked forward a little, intent on getting Itachi to train with him.
"Please?"
A hand automatically came up and flicked Sasuke on the forehead. He rubbed it slightly and pouted again.
"You're a mean brother!" he yelled before tears welled in his eyes.
Uh oh.
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Guilt trip.
"Okay, Sasuke." he said finally giving in, "you can train with me today."
"YAY!"
Sasuke bounded out the door with glee. He started dashing through the house to find all his training materials. (whoa, Rudolph moment)
Immediately Itachi felt like he was making a bad decision. Who knows, that might have been the first step to murdering a clan.
In the Akasuki headquarters…
Itachi sneezed suddenly.
"Someone must be talking about my murdering the clan…" he said.
"It's okay," said a mysterious voice. "Anything you do will always be sexy to me."
"You're right, Kisame."
"No, Sasuke, you hold the shuriken like THIS."
"Like this?"
"NO."
After a LOOOOONNNNGGGGGG, EXHAUSTING, day for ITACHI, he finally had peace at last.
Sasuke was panting heavily, after finally hitting the target, no, not the bullseye, the target. Numerous times he had hit the trees and stuff surrounding the target. But not that last time, no sir. He had hit it! (the 5th ring of the target)
Oh well.
On the way home, Itachi finally carried Sasuke piggy back style across the Uchiha village area. He pointed out the police station, like he did everyday, when suddenly…
"Itachi, why the fan?"
"What?
"I mean, why the fans? They're just…girlish."
"Okay, Sasuke." sighed Itachi, finally placing him down by a bench. "Here's the deal. I tell you the story, and you don't bother me for the rest of the week."
Genius.
"OKAY!"
"Good."
"Once upon a time…"
"Why do all stories start with once upon a time?"
"One question at a time, Sasuke."
Itachi cleared his throat.
"Once upon a time," Itachi waited for the question, but there was silence. "There was a young princess from the…fan clan."
"Hey, that rhymes!"
"Yes, Sasuke, it rhymes."
"And, there was a young man from the clan we don't really want to talk about because it isn't relevant to the story."
"What was that clan's name?"
"Please be quiet, Sasuke, I'm trying to tell the story."
"Anyway, they fell in love with each other at first sight and eloped. The end."
"I still don't get why we use fans."
There was a pause. "Just because." finished Itachi. "Just because…"
So, the real reason they have fans as their symbol? We'll never know.
Sorry for the short chapter! I tried to get this one done really fast, so I did this in like 5 minutes.
So, see ya later! Come up with some questions, 'kay?
Next chapter: How does Neji get his hair so shiny?