Chapter One : A hero rightly ungay
'Look! Up in the sky!'
'It's a bird!'
'It's a plane!'
'No! It's…'
In a time where Japanese High school Tennis players are all as gay as can be and girls are no longer needed, a hero emerges. NO! A heroine emerges! A heroine to bring hope to millions of girls who will potentially and gradually lose many Japanese boys and future husbands to Gay Tennis Players.
In an age where Gay Tennis players exist, some girls despair. Some girls cheer.
In an age where Gay Tennis players exist, guys run home for anal protection and boys roam the streets for action.
The world has been thrown into homosexual chaos!
DUM DUM DUM.
Well, actually just the middle school female population.
BUT all is not well my friends.
Revolutions of useless proportions are staged. Anti-gay communities form. They scheme and plot and spy, working to get rid of the gay that has taken over their school and their lives. They work day and night, neglecting their homework. They top the bottom list, fail exams, cry in public and wear thongs. Such is the life of an Anti-gay.
BUT luck is on the side of the discriminating thong wearers. Within the deep recesses of the female toilet, a girl, as worthless as anything possible, has been bestowed the power to overcome the gay. She has been granted the power to be USELESS.
She is Sakuno Ryuzaki.
A.K.A Useless Sakuno.
The heroine now stands on the side of the anti-gay.
You are either with her or against her.
THE GAY ANNIHILATION BEGINS.
To be continued. Hopefully.
Me: Sometimes I feel like shooting myself. Cheers!