Naruto stood up looking at his outfit deciding which one looked best, "What I don't understand is if we can't just find outfits like what I had. Why do I have to look through the clothes?"

"Just to it gaki (brat)," Jaraiya said writing the next volume of Icha Icha Paradise.

Naruto looked disgusted seeing Jaraiya work on is new laptop.

"I can't believe a legendary Sannin writes that kind of stuff," Naruto said looking through the outfits at the Nin-store.

"Just lets get you some knew clothes, and don't get ones that make you look fat," Jaraiya said thinking of how he could use Naruto's cuteness to his advantage.

"Oh no I'm not going to help you with your research, Ero-sennin," Naruto said throwing a blunt kunai knife at the old man's head.

Naruto then walked off to try on some of the clothes he had chosen out.

"Hey Ero-sennin I can't get these clothes on," Naruto yelled from the changing room.

"Quit calling me that gaki, and you're supposed to be a ninja find out how to put on your own clothes," Jaraiya was starting to look pissed off.

"Stupid perverted ugly old man," Naruto then began spouting off obscene insults.

Jaraiya who couldn't hear Naruto's obscene comments sneezed, "Hm, someone's talking about me."

Naruto then came sauntering out of the changing room, in a skintight red shirt with a loose, black fishnet shirt over the top, and the weirdest pants. The pants looked like a pair of samurai pants with uneven shorts being worn over the top, and one leg was red the other was black.

"Gaki, what are you wearing?" Jaraiya asked staring in amazement that even the brat would chose something so…so…stupid.

"I'm a ninja," Naruto reasoned, "Ninja's are required to wear uncanny clothes."

"Since when does that mean you can wear strange clothing like…that."

Jaraiya said that slowly, adding that while pointing to his pants.

"Aw come on I like these pants they are really cool," Naruto whined holding up the sides of his pants.

"Fine whatever gaki," Jaraiya said sighing.

Naruto yipped, jumping up and down; he practically danced back to the changing room.

"Gaki hurry up I have to get this to the editor by the end of the day!" Jaraiya yelled.

"Then just go I got money, and I do know where that horrible hotel you chose," Naruto retorted.

Jaraiya didn't like getting beat by a brat like Naruto, so he spoke back, "We got a ninja discount, plus it was already cheap."

Naruto then muttered something like 'idiot' under his breath. After buying the clothes he left.


A/N

This takes place between the 3 year space like Purple for those of you who read that one.