Title: Bones of contention

Rating: G, Humour

Pairing / Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia

Word Count: 173 words

Warnings: Nothing. Not a one. Well, except for the Soul Society arc…

Summary: Rukia and Ichigo argue. Like that's new…

A/N: A stupid, pointless piece of fluff that hurts no one but my delicate sensibilities… And anyone whose watched the anime will know exactly where this came from…

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'Idiot.'

'Dumbass.'

'Fool.'

'Stupid kid.'

'You – you –'

'Dammit, Rukia, undo the binding spell!'

'You just had to say it, didn't you, Ichigo?'

'Rukia…'

'Very well, then, brat. Much as I like having you on your knees for once…'

'You just wish you could get me on my knees.'

'I saved your pathetic life, you - you - child.' '

'And I saved your life, you ungrateful witch.'

'Witch? Witch?'

' Yeah, witch. I may be a child but you're clueless.'

'Reckless.'

'Incompetent.'

'Hothead.'

'Bighead.'

I defended your brother!'

'Who wouldn't have needed defending if you hadn't half killed him in the first place!'

'Shinigami brat.'

'Human brat.'

'Suck it up. You only wish you were human.'

'You couldn't have me even if I was.'

'Wouldn't want ya. Chizuru is welcome to you.'

'She couldn't afford me.'

'Snobbish noble.'

'At least I'm a noble.'

'Who knows nothing about the human world.'

'And you think you're going to teach me?'

'You couldn't afford my wealth of knowledge.'

'Way of binding number one: Sai!'

'Rukia!!!!!'