Disclaimer –I do not own kingdom hearts and any of their characters and never will. My grammar and spellings aren't so good so don't comment on them because I warned you.

I also made up the way they live. Anyways enjoy! WARNING!- some characters are out of character!

Happy birthday Xemnas!

The morning broke and Xemnas surfaced. He saw a white wall in front of him and shielded his eyes and climbed out of his bed and strolled around the room. He got up and swung the bathroom door open and strolled in. He washed his face and then looked in the mirror in disgust. He punched it and it shattered.

"Which fool put it here anyway?" he cursed.

Just then he heard the door bang and then a few violent noises and curses. He sighed and went to answer it. He looked through the peephole and saw Xigbar and Xaldin boxing each other's heads and then they started knocking again.

"Oh great! Sideburns and patchy come to say good morning! What next, breakfast in bed?" Xemnas mumbled.

Xemnas opened the door and glared straight into Xigbar's eye, and then he looked at Xaldin's sideburns in disgust.

Xaldin gathered all the courage he had and finally said, "Many happy returns of the day, sir!"

"Huh? What did you just say dreadlocks?"Xemnas asked in shock.

Xaldin felt his dreadlocks and then adjusted them a little and then looked down in shame. Xemnas grabbed his throat and demanded for an answer. Xigbar quickly freed Xaldin from the shell shocked Xemnas. Xaldin went cockeyed for a moment and then had a normal expression.

"Happy birthday sir! It is your birthday! You know, the day you were created?"Xigbar said, "so the organization has planned a party for you at lunch time, we will appreciate it if you come sir."

Xemnas almost suffered from a heart attack. He was left stunned as his two partners went down the corridor and into their rooms. he scrambled back into his room.as he climbed back on to his bed he wondered how they found out his date of birth.

"Nosy idiots! Trying to scare me! They are probably trying to click photos of me in those lame party hats! They take me for an idiot! I'll show them!"Xemnas mumbled.

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Meanwhile the rest of the organization struggled to prepare the dining room to make it look a bit like a party room. The kitchen was cooking up disasters because Axel and Demyx were the chefs as the old one was killed a few minutes ago. The dining arrangements were bad enough as Larxene and Lexaeus did not like each other. Zexion and Saix were slacking off. They needed wine for drinks but none of them gave two hoots about what was going on and what needed to be done. Vexen and Roxas were managing the 'entertainment' with poems and a very long speech. Last but not the least Luxord and Marluxia were decorating the place.

The kitchen was a sight to see. Axel and Demyx were messing things more than preparing the lunch.

"Hey you! Pass the rotten potatoes with fungus in them! Lets food poison that idiot then we won t have to hear him ramble about kingdom hearts!" Axel said with an evil grin.

Demyx looked at him with fear in his eyes but the fear soon changed in to a smug grin. He took the rotten potatoes and 'acidently'dropped it in to the toilet pot. They laughed evilly and then took the wet potatoes out and threw it into a dirty pot. Axel burnt it and then threw in any available substance in it.

"Hey Axel do you think the superior will find out we did it?"Demyx said with fear filling in his eyes, "I'm scared I mean he can kill us! Plus it IS his birthday, maybe this isn't such a good idea!"

"Shut up! Your just saying that coz you can't fight! So pass the out dated chili powder!" Axel yelled.

" Your right, I can't fight! But I WILL put my foot down! We can't kill the superior! I am not gonna support you!"Demyx declared.

Axel raised his eyebrow. He walked towards Demyx with a frown on his face. Demyx got into a defensive stance. But Axel didn't lay a finger on him; he walked past Demyx and went towards the ingredients.

"You wanna take that old fart's side then go ahead! But don't come in my way!" Axel shouted as he threw red chili powder in Demyx's eyes.

"Aaaaaaaah! You're sooooo dead"

Axel and Demyx got into a fistfight. They were punching each other's faces when Axel picked up a pot and threw it on Demyx's head. This enraged Demyx and he lifted the mixture of rotten potatoes and threw it in Axel's mouth. Axel's eyes widened. He turned green and his eyes were closing. Demyx looked proud of himself and began walking out of the kitchen when Axel jumped up and smashed a pan on his head. Demyx fainted and Axel continued making his meal (he gagged and tied Demyx.)

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Larxene was glaring at Lexaeus, as she laid the table. Lexaeus just looked at her and then she stopped.

"What do you want fatty?" Larxene asked.

"………….."

"What happened cat got your tongue?"

"…….do you think we should use the crystal glasses or the glass ones?" Lexaeus asked.

Larxene got mad and picked up a knife and went running to Lexaeus.she then poked his stomach with the fork and he let out a cry but still remained quiet.

"Yuck! You sure need to loose weight! I mean look at yourself aren't you ashamed? Your stomach is bulging out!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Larxene said with disgust in her face.

"…………….I'm not fat I am muscular…….so do you want to put the fancy plates or the normal ones? And I think we should start deciding who sits where." Lexaeus replied.

They remained quite for sometime and then Larxene nodded her head and they began doing their work in a decent manner.

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Vexen looked up to see Roxas lost in his work. He had a pen in his hand and was writing down the poem for Xemnas. Vexen grinned and he went towards Roxas to hear what he had written.

"May I read that poem?" Vexen asked politely.

"Yeah sure! Why not!"

Vexen took the paper and read what Roxas had written. He raised his eyebrow and his nose twitched. He looked at Roxas who was smiling at him. Vexen glared at him.

"What the hell do you mean by this?"Vexen asked.

"Cool eh?"Roxas grinned.

"You have written nonsense! It is a bad poem and the superior will not like it!"Vexen shouted.

"Its cool, I mean how can you not like it here when I read you may change your mind" Roxas said snatching the paper out of Vexen's hand, "roses are red, violets are blue, no leader can have worse breath than you!"

"Re write the darn poem!!! You idiot!"Vexen hollered.

Roxas frowned at Vexen and then went back to his table to make a better done. Vexen returned to his workstation. A few moments later Roxas went running to Vexen with his new and improved poem.

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Not even our poems can express how much we hate you!"Roxas narrated proudly.

Vexen frowned at Roxas and said, "listen pal even if you hate the superior at least act as if you like him. He is a fair and no nonsense man with great beliefs, so can you please change the hating you bit in to respecting you??"

"Fine. so I guess my jobs done!"Roxas nodded.

"Actually ask Demyx if he can play some music for us! But before that tell me what you think of my speech.

You are a great leader………………………….(it is basically a very long and boring speech and I'm to lazy to think of a speech.)………………..You are truly the best leader ever!"Vexen narrated.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"ROXAS!! Go and tell Demyx to play the music!"Vexen yelled.

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A/N-so what do you think of my chapter? (Actually I was gonna make it a one shot but then it would be too long) I hoped you enjoyed it! Please R&R!