Naruto: No More Yaoi
It had happened. They found it out. They discovered fan fiction. …
"… Oh my God… Naruto… YOU HENTAI YARO((1))!!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR SASUKE-KUN!" The cries of a hundred fan girls broke the ethereal serenity of nightfall in Konoha. They were furious. They called for blood.
Naruto's blood.
It had started out innocent enough. The local Sasuke Fan Club had decided to do a Google search on their favorite traitor, and they came across something interesting. It was called fan fiction… They found it.
The countless stories starring Sasuke Uchiha. The thousand-plus yaoi abominations that desperate perverts call "art".
And they saw it was SasuNaru… Poor guys…
Naruto had been minding his own business when he heard the depraved death-threats from the rabid females. Not knowing what was going on, he automatically assumed that Jiraiya had been peeping… At least until he realized who the threats were aimed at.
So, being naturally curious, he went outside and asked what was going on.
A bestial cry permeated the dusk sky. It was pay back time.
EF9: … Hehehe… sorry for taking so long to post anything. I just recently got inspiration. Well okay, more like the flood of yaoi caused me to snap.
Fairy Kyuubi: Yup, so you decided to make a fic where Naruto ki-
DEF666 (Clapping a hand over Fairy Kyuubi's mouth): No. Don't. You will ruin the plot.
EF9: Heh. Well, R&R please.
Please note that this is just a teaser chapter. If you want more then let me know.