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Super Stench

Trickster91

Summary: Lets just say Superman found his inner strength.

Superman was not having a good week. First off, Kara had been bugging him about getting her a cell phone almost all week. And so far he has been very fortunate not to see her today yet. Also that bean burrito he had for lunch today, didn't really agree with his stomach. So he was suffering cramps here and there. Now he knows how a woman feels when she's going through that time of month. Now if he told one of the women leaguers that, then not even super strength can save him.

Just then Kara came bounding towards him. Just what he needed.

" Hey Clark can you…"

" No!!" Superman snapped. He knew what she was going to ask. " Get a job Kara."

Kara just looked at him. " But saving people is my job."

" So get a job that actually pays you then."

" But Clark…" Just when Kara started whining, Superman quickly turned and bended down in pain when a huge explosion erupted. Kara nearly gagged and her hair went as straight as a stick. " Oh! Gross!!" She then ran straight towards the nearest bathroom.

Superman stood up straight and he didn't see Kara in sight. He shrugged and continued walking.

Lounged Area

" This game is gay." Wally mumbled as Shining Knight took out his queen.

Sir Justin just smiled. " I'm glad you think chess is enjoyable. Most people believe it is boring.

" No, I mean this game is stupid! That's what it means when I said 'This game is gay'.

" I'm sorry you feel that way. Here I thought you were enjoying it." Sir Justin gave a sad sigh.

" Wally, you're the only gay one." Green Arrow was seated between the two chess players.

"No you're gay!!"

"No you're gay!!"

"No you're gay!!"

" Ya both gay!" Wally and Ollie both looked to see Vigilante glaring at them. Apparently Vig did not like to be disturbed when reading his newspaper. Sir Justin just acted like he didn't know those two.

"Yeah, well he's gayer!" Wally pointed at Ollie who just glared back.

" That's not even a word, and you're the one who started it Wally!" Ollie and Wally just kept on bickering until Vig just totally snapped.

" I don't care who started it!! Dang it I'll finish it!!"

Wally, Vigilante, and Ollie had each other by the collar when Superman came barging in.

" Hey what do you know, it's Superduperman." Wally snickered.

" Flash," Superman warned, " I am seriously not in a good mood, let alone feel good." Superman clutched his stomach and sat down on the sofa.

Wally kept on playing chess with Sir Justin while Ollie was watching, and Vigilante sat right next to Superman, continuing reading when Superman moaned in pain and the sofa jumped 3 feet in the air.

"Congratulations Supes. You just found your inner strength." Oliver cheered.

" What, might I ask, did you eat to get your stomach so upset?" Sir Justin was just being nice by asking that.

" All I had was just a bean burrito. Normally they don't bother me this much." Superman continued. " Lois made it for me. I had to go to the bathroom so I set it on the third table in the cafeteria."

Wally started chuckling. " Sounds like the burrito me and Vig jacked Jalapenos with."

"Flash!!" Vigilante gave a scared shout.

Green Arrow and Sir Justin ran out of the lounge as quickly as they could. Flash and Vigilante weren't so fortunate.

"Oops. Did I say that out loud?" Wally gulped.

"WALLY!!!! GREG!!!!!!" Vigilante and Flash coward in fear. Just as Superman was shouting, there was a huge explosion of gas at the same time. Everyone within 200meters of the lounge ran from the stench.

The End

I hoped you liked the story. Sorry for any errors that I made.I am also sorry if it's too short. If it makes you feel better Flash and Vigilante survived the stench. I have no idea what possessed me to write this. Please review. Reviews are much appreciated.