Sonic took a breath of fresh air. Oh how he loved his life, filled with thrills and adventure. He never really stayed in one spot for very long and why should when he has such a huge world to explore? Yup, Sonic the Hedgehog didn't have a care in the world because he had everything he needs and all that he needs is freedom.

"Oh Sooooooonic!"

The blue animal sighed. Heading towards him was Amy Rose, a pink female hedgehog who was attracted to him. She was kind of cute, but with her diehard fan-girl attitude she was rather annoying.

"What do ya need, Amy?" Sonic asked, preparing himself to flee.

Amy Rose answered "you of course!"

The male hedgehog decided to was time get out of there while he still had the chance, but then he noticed something. Amy was carrying something in her arms, and whatever it was a blanket covered it up. "What's that you're holding?"

Amy gave Sonic a closer look. It was a baby hedgehog! The baby's fur color was like cotton candy, light blue blended with pink. In the baby's hands was a blue rattle and it had the same designs as Amy's hammer.

"I wanted to show you him" said Amy as she cradled the infant. "His name is Sammy, isn't he cute?"

Sonic looked at the baby and said "yeah I guess so." He tickled the little hedgehog and Sammy giggled. "So, is this your cousin or something?"

"Nope, he's ours."

The blue hedgehog suddenly stopped tickling Sammy and stared at Amy. "OURS?!"

"That's right, you're a daddy Sonic!"

Sonic's jaw dropped. "Oh no no no! This has to be a mistake, I mean-"

"It's no mistake!" Amy said "Sammy is our child. Don't try denying it, I have proof he's ours!"

Sonic couldn't believe it. He just found out he is a father and Amy is the mother. The hedgehog wanted to run away, but decided it was a bad idea. Amy couldn't raise a baby by herself and at such a young age, that, and she would hunt him down and beat the crap out of him with her hammer.

"Alright then Amy" spoke Sonic "Sammy might be ours."

Amy smiled and said "alright! I finally have an excuse for marrying you! Now let's go home to my apartment and I'll make lunch for us. Don't go to fast, honey!"

Sonic grimaced at the girl's last word. He was confident this will all over soon enough when Sammy's real parents come for their child, so he'll just play along with Amy for now. Besides, when you're a guy who saved the world dozens of times, how hard can raising a baby be?…

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…a lot harder then he expected!

"Honey, he's not calming down!" Amy spoke to her 'husband', who was currently trying to stop Sammy from crying.

Sonic muttered "I'm trying, I'm trying!"

"Maybe he needs his diaper changed?"

The blue hedgehog checked it out and nearly gagged at the horrid smell of Sammy's diaper. Using his super speed, Sonic took the dirty diaper off of Sammy, took out a clean diaper, put it on Sammy, placed Sammy in a crib, then grabbed the diaper and went in front of an open window.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!" he shouted as he threw the smelly diaper outside. Sounds of cars crashing and explosions were heard afterwards. He noticed Sammy stopped crying and was relieved by this.

Amy was looking through the cupboards and saw there was a lack of food inside. She looks at Sonic and says "sweety, we're out of food."

"So what do you want me to do?" the blue hedgehog asked.

"Well, you could get a job…"

"A job?!?"

"Yeah! I mean how to think we can get the rings to afford meals?"

"I don't need a job to get rings, those things are practically everywhere. In fact, there's a couple of them right over there!"

Sonic pointed to the living room and indeed there was five rings floating like magic over a couch. Amy pocketed the rings and went to the front door.

"I'm going grocery shopping" she said "take care of Sammy while I'm gone."

Then she left before Sonic could protest. The blue mammal turned to his son, who was fast asleep in his crib. With nothing else to do, Sonic laid on the couch and watched television on low volume. The show on TV bored Sonic so much he fell asleep. As he napped, he was unaware Sammy had woken up and got out of his crib.

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TO BE CONTINUED