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Haruhi's 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
A debt of several thousand yen

On the second day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the third day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the fourth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the fifth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:

Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the sixth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the seventh day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Seven reasons to kill them

Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the eighth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Eight pounding headaches

Seven reasons to kill them
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the ninth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Nine Renge moments

Eight pounding headaches

Seven reasons to kill them
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the tenth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Ten run-ins with Tamaki

Nine Renge moments
Eight pounding headaches

Seven reasons to kill them
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Eleven brand new outfits
Ten run-ins with Tamaki

Nine Renge moments
Eight pounding headaches

Seven reasons to kill them
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The host club gave to me:
Twelve months of trouble
Eleven brand new outfits
Ten run-ins with Tamaki

Nine Renge moments
Eight pounding headaches

Seven reasons to kill them
Six bishie members
Five plates of tuna
Four costume changes
Three raging fangirls
Two plotting twins
and a debt of several thousand yen